Dear diary,


    I told Theodore that he was an alien and he melted into goop. What does that mean? I don''t know. I scooped him up into a bowl and gave it to Gina. She''s doing an autopsy on it now.


    Also I haven''t seen Doty anywhere today. No Goodman too. I wanted to ask Bitsy about it but she kicked me out of the engine room. She said that I''m too clumsy to be in there. Maybe she''s hiding Goodman and Doty in there?The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.


    Is it my fault that I''m clumsy? Or is it all the wires all over the places fault that I''m so clumsy? Is clumsiness an inherent trait of aliens?


    I wasn''t so clumsy before.


    Love,


    Tina