《Not a Grimoire》 Self Introduction Dear diary, Nice to meet you! My name is Tina. I like vegetables and lemons. From now on we''re best friends. Goodman says I should write down my feelings so I don''t go crazy. I don''t know what he''s talking about, I''m not crazy.If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. But I should probably write things down so you know what''s going on. (Cause that''s what best friends do!) You know, this is the first time I''ve ever had a best friend. It''s always just been me and Goodman. We live underground with the worms. We grow vegetables from the worm poop. I don''t like eating the worms. They''re friends. Goodman says they''re our only source of protein so I should just suck it up and eat. I feel really guilty when I do. Don''t worry I won''t eat you. Not even if Goodman tells me to. I really like your sparkles by the way. Love, Tina Day 1 Dear diary, Goodman went outside today. You know, I''ve never been outside. Goodman always leaves me behind. He says outside is really dangerous now. It didn''t used to be like that though... at least that''s what the books tell me. I tried asking Goodman to bring me with him one time, but he got angry. He says I''ll only be a burden and left me behind. It was scary. But he came back. I was lonely though. The worms don''t really talk. But I''m okay now! I have you!This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. When it''s my turn to go outside I''ll bring you with me. Outside is a good place. maybe. Goodman always brings food back with him. So it can''t be too bad. Goodman is just paranoid. I really want to go outside. Love, Tina Day 2 Dear diary, Goodman isn''t back yet. I''m really hungry. I hope he gets bread. I really like bread. I like fluffy bread, gooey bread, and bread with chocolate in them... Maybe I should go follow Goodman outside. This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. No. That might not be a good idea. I have to take care of the worms and the garden. I should just eat the lettuce. I''m tired of eating the lettuce. We should really grow something else. I''ll just drink the water. You know, when I''m not useless anymore I''m going to go outside and bring tons of food for the worms, and me too of course. But I''ll have so much food I can feed the worms my leftovers. So much food I won''t have to go outside again. I don''t really get why Goodman has so much trouble. Oh and I''ll get you stuff too. Though I''m not sure what you can eat? Love, Tina Day 3 Dear diary, Goodman''s back! He brought me bread too. It was kinda squished and tasted weird but it''s better than any of the worms for sure! I left you a couple crumbs, Goodman told me you don''t eat anything, but how does he know? Sorry if it''s not enough, I''m still really hungry. The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Also we might be going outside soon. Goodman told me to pack up and then he fell asleep. I had to drag him to the bathroom so he won''t get eaten by the worms. He''s really heavy you know. Heavier than you. I wonder what the outside is like? Hopefully there''s food. Love, Tina Day 4 Dear diary, Goodman woke up in a bad mood today. He''s really panicking. I asked him for more food but he just cried. He says "I can''t do it no more" over and over again. Just like mommy. Diary, am I a bad girl? I tried not to be annoying. I really did. But I''m really hungry diary.A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Is it okay if I eat your crumbs? I''m sorry, I ate your crumbs. I''ll give you something better next time. When Goodman stops crying we might finally go outside, then we''ll go searching for mommy and eat food. Well have so much food and so much water, we can make houses out of them. You know I''ve never had a house. maybe I''ll ask goodman for one when he stops crying. When we go outside I swear I won''t leave you behind. Love, Tina Day 5 Dear diary, Goodman says we''re leaving tomorrow. The worms are dead. Goodman ate all of them. He says we''re trading all our food for better ones tomorrow. I hope we get more bread. I saved one worm in secret. I think it''s a boy worm, I don''t really know. they all look the same. I''ll name him book worm after you, since he''s your worm now. Diary please take care of bookworm. Don''t smoosh him.You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. I''m kinda scared of going outside. Goodman says we''re burning down the cave since it isn''t safe here anymore. Maybe we''ll see mommy when we go buy food from the trader man. I don''t know the trader man. Goodman just says we''re buying food from him. I hope he''s nice. Maybe, he''ll give us extra bread. If he does I''m gonna give you a slice. Thanks for the crumbs by the way. Love, Tina Day 6 Dear diary, The outside sucks. Goodman found out about bookworm, I''m sorry. He ate him. Also the outside sucks. We have to walk so much. We walked so far that I can''t even see the cave anymore. I call it a cave but Goodman says it''s a bunker. I don''t really know what a bunker is exactly. But I know it should be made out of concrete, not dirt. Our cave was dirt so it wasn''t a bunker. Silly Goodman. I still don''t understand why we had to blow up the cave, but whatever. We''re homeless now.If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. At least you still got my bag diary. It must be nice and cozy in there. We still haven''t seen mommy anywhere. Goodman just glares at me whenever I ask where she is. I stopped asking when he said he was going to leave me behind. He''s so mean. I wish mommy was here. Love, Tina Day 7 Dear diary I''m tired. Goodman left me to talk to the trader man. I''m hiding in a run down house right now, Goodman says I should stay put, then he left. He says he''ll be back with more food. I''m kinda scared diary, I don''t know where I am and we ran into people sleeping on the road. I hope we don''t have to sleep on the road. They were kinda stinky and bugs were crawling all over them. Goodman said we should stay away from them cause they''re dangerous.If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. I wish we were back in the cave. I don''t like being homeless. Love, Tina Day 8 Dear diary, I fell down the stairs. I think I hurt my arm cause it''s not moving properly. But I don''t think it''s really bad! Maybe it will be okay tomorrow. I only had to move up the stairs cause the sleeping people woke up and started banging on the doors. I think they''re really angry, they keep growling and shouting. I even saw them biting each other! They''re really mean. Even meaner than Goodman. He said he would be back by now but he''s not here yet.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Maybe he''s just hiding from the sleeping people. Or maybe the trader man kidnapped him... I hope he''s okay. Love, Tina Day 9 Dear diary, My arm hurts, it''s swollen now. The sleeping people went away after a while. I think they went to check out the explosion. Goodman still isn''t back yet. I was looking out the window and saw an airplane passing by. It was flying really low, maybe we could get a ride on it! Do you think I could fly a plane diary? If the pilot let me I would definitely do it.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. I''ll bring you with me and we''ll go to all sorts of places. My arm will be fixed. Mommy and Goodman will play with me. We''ll have our house back again. I''m gonna have so many friends, cause I''m so cool. But you''ll still be my best friend of course! Thanks for being here with me diary. Love, Tina Day 10 Dear diary, I feel really hot, I think I have a fever. There were more explosions today. Goodman must have left me for real this time. I''m really scared diary. I heard more sleeping people banging on the doors. I hope they don''t find me. I shouldn''t have looked out the window. Goodman told me to hide but I didn''t. He still isn''t back. My arm hurts so much. What do I do diary? What do I do...This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. We shouldn''t have left the cave. I hate the outside. I''m sorry for complaining so much. Love, Tina Day 11 Dear diary, Goodman came back last night. His eyes were swollen. I think he was crying again. He brought back a lot of food though. The Trader man must have been nice. Goodman said he found a good base. He says we have to move again soon. The sleeping people aren''t supposed to be awake yet, apparently. I hope Goodman would stop leaving me behind. He says he knows someone that can fix my arm for me, but I have to be strong for a while. He gave me medicine so it doesn''t hurt so much anymore. We have to keep quiet because the burning men are coming this way. When the burning men pass we''re going to move to a base.If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. I asked Goodman if mommy was in the base but he''s ignoring me again. I know I said I was gonna give you bread but you can have cracker instead. Love, Tina Day 12 Dear diary, You must have really liked that cracker, there''s not a crumb left! Goodman''s really anxious. I woke up this morning and he was mumbling to himself in the corner. He only ever does that when he''s anxious. He''s also boarded up the widows and barricaded the doors. He says the burning men are going to do a sweep of the perimeter. Whatever that means. But basically we have to be quiet until they pass. I haven''t seen them yet but Goodman says they''re nearly here.Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. The sleeping people are weirdly quiet today. I peaked outside and there are less of them than before. The explosions must have scared them so much they ran away. Oh, and my arm doesn''t hurt so much anymore. Goodman says the swelling wen''t down a little. We''re still going to get it looked at in the base when we get there. But he says it might get better before then. Love, Tina Tinas doodles Dear diary, I drew me and Goodman walking underneath the sun. Love, TinaIf you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. Ps. do you think I could be an artist? I''ll definitely give you an autograph. Then when I get famous you can sell the autograph for billions! Need more characters ignore this _¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª¡ª-¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­¡­. Day 13 Dear diary, The burning men are here. I was wondering why they were called the burning men but I didn''t even have to ask Goodman for an explanation when I saw them. They must really hate homeless people cause they''re burning the sleeping people alive. Goodman must have ran into them when he went to get food from the trader man, no wonder he''s traumatised. We''re hiding underneath a wet blanket right now. Goodman says it''s to protect us from the smoke, but I can still smell the barbecue...This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. I don''t think I can eat anything for a while. I really really really don''t like being homeless. Love, Tina Day 14 Dear diary, Goodman puked when he saw the barbecue pile. I nearly did too. We left the rundown house early in the morning when it was still dark. We''re walking again. Goodman says the base is pretty far from here but we can reach it early tomorrow if we walk through the night. I told him I get really sleepy at night and he said he''s going to carry me. He says we can''t "dawdle around here." He uses such weird words sometimes.The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement. And you know the explosions that I''ve been hearing? The burning men set them off. They''re piling up all the sleeping people and blowing them up. I saw it. They must really hate homeless people. I told Goodman we should get a house soon cause the burning men might come after us. He just looked at me funny. Love, Tina Day 15 Dear diary, Goodman isn''t a very good horsey. He nearly dropped me. He keeps on complaining that I''m really heavy. But how can I be heavy when I''m really tiny?! I swear Goodman''s just weak. I''m actually very light. We''re very near the base. But Goodman said he needed a break so we''re resting for now. The Base is full of light and I can see people walking inside, they''ve got people with guns pointing outside. I asked Goodman why they''re hiding behind walls and he just said that they''re a very exclusive club. Apparently you''ll get shot if you don''t have an invitation. Luckily we have an invitation!Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Goodmans girlfriend Gina gave him one. He says she''ll have a look at my arm too. But my arm doesn''t even hurt anymore. I''m just really surprised Goodman has a girlfriend. Love, Tina Day 16 Dear diary, The Base kinda stinks. And we''ve got a house now! Well it''s Gina''s house but she said we could live with her. She also said my arm is not broken and it should be okay in a couple weeks. Gina is the Base doctor, I don''t know how she ended up with Goodman but she''s really nice. Though I don''t know why she thinks I''m Goodman''s daughter. Goodman isn''t my daddy. My daddy''s dead.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Goodman is my mommy''s brother from another mother. So I guess he''s my uncle? Anyway Goodman and Gina are talking right now so I''m sitting outside. They told me to play with the others but I just wanted to let you know we''re okay. I''m gonna go play now. Love, Tina Day 17 Dear diary, I got a job! and Goodman did too I guess. Goodman works with the "procurement department," they go outside and find stuff. I think my job is cooler though. I get to run around the base and give people things. I''m like a courier! It''s what Gina called it anyway. I get paid in snacks and juice so that''s nice. It means I don''t have to go hungry anymore. I told Goodman I would share my food with him but he just smiled and gave me more potatoes.Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Oh and guess what diary? Goodman told Gina where mommy is! I don''t know why he wouldn''t tell me. It''s not like I''ll go and find her or anything... But yeah! I asked Gina if she''s seen mommy and she said that mommy went on a trip to a really far away place. I asked where she went and Gina said America. What is America??? Love, Tina Day 18 Dear diary, I got fired. I don''t know why. I think I did really well, but Gina said it wouldn''t be a bad idea for me to go to school. I thought I was done with this school thing. I can''t believe I still have to go to school in the middle of an apocalypse. But anyway, I''m going to school now I guess. Goodman says I don''t need to worry about food anymore now that he has a job.If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. School isn''t very fun. It''s just an old granny talking to us about history and the hubris of man. I don''t really get it. She''s kinda scary and she''s got a lot of wrinkles, and I mean A LOT of wrinkles. I hope I don''t turn out too wrinkly when I get old. I asked Mrs. Wrinkles about America and she didn''t even know anything about it! Love, Tina Day 19 Dear diary, I made a friend! Her name is Poppy. She says her mommy named her after the flower cause she has red hair. I told her that was very cool, but I secretly thought her hair was more orange than red. Poppy is rich, like really rich. Her daddy is a politician, he... uhhhhhh... he does really important things. maybe.Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I asked her if she knew about America but she said she didn''t know anything. She did say she was gonna ask her mommy about it. But I doubt she knows about it either. Goodman pretends he doesn''t hear me whenever I ask about America. It''s starting to annoy me a lot. We had soup for dinner but I plucked some kale from Gina''s garden for you. Love, Tina Day 20 Dear diary, I think Goodman is balding. When I was brushing my teeth this morning I saw that he had a bald spot oh his head. I didn''t get to tell him about it cause he ran straight to work and I kinda forgot.This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. Poppy said her mommy didn''t know about America either, but I told her it was okay and we played chasey at recess. Mrs. Wrinkles got really angry at us for some reason. She sent us home early so I helped Gina with her clinic work. I think I don''t mind being an assistant nurse. Gina also gave me some pocket money, she said I should hide it from Goodman. When I have enough money I''m gonna buy her a thank you cake. Love, Tina Day 21 Dear diary, I''m officially Gina''s assistant nurse! Goodman was my first patient, he seemed very sad when I told him about his diagnosis. He said that balding early runs in the family so I better watch out. But I don''t think I have to worry about that for a long time.This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it School was meh. Poppy got mad at Mrs.Wrinkles and said that her daddy was going to replace her with a more qualified teacher. Mrs. Wrinkles didn''t seem very worried about it. Also we don''t have school tomorrow because it''s loot distribution day. So I''m going to be helping Gina with the clinic. We''ll be on standby in case people get into a brawl and hurt themselves. Love, Tina Day 22 Dear diary, Loot distribution day was a mess. Three people came into the clinic with stab wounds. Gina had to stitch them up but one of them bled so much he died. It was kinda sad cause he didn''t have any family so we just tossed him in the ditch. The ditch is like a massive hole where all the dead people go. I hope I don''t get tossed in the ditch when I die.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. After that, we went to the bathhouse. The bathhouse is like a boiling cauldron where you take a dip so you get purified from all the negativity of the world. Is what Gina said anyway. The water was really hot so we only stayed there for a bit. Gina closed the clinic early and we had diner with Poppy''s family. It turns out that Goodman works for Poppy''s daddy. I still don''t know what a politician does but he did give Goodman a raise so I guess he''s nice. Maybe I should be a politician in the future. love, Tina Day 23 Dear diary, We got a new student at school today. His name is Bobby. His dad is called the Butcher and he works with Goodman in the procurement department. Bobby is a big bully and he doesn''t like me for some reason. He does like Poppy a lot thought. He even asked her if she would marry him! I asked him if he knew anything about America and he said that his daddy was from America. Apparently America is a really scary place, they have dragons and capitalism.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. Apparently capitalism is an inescapable force of nature that will suck everything out of you so his daddy hitched a ride with a truck and ended up here. It seemed like his family history is really complicated so I stopped listening when he got to the bit about a god given quest to save the world. Love, Tina Day 24 Dear diary, For some reason Poppy thinks Goodman is handsome. I don''t really see it. Also for some reason Bobby thinks we''re his friends, but Poppy told me to ignore Bobby cause he''s got cooties. I don''t get friendships sometimes.Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. School was okay today. Mrs. Wrinkles taught us how to make rope. She said it''s a very useful skill. I turned my rope into a bracelet and gave it to Gina, she said it was very pretty. The ladies that wen''t for a check up also said it was very pretty and that they wanted some too. Should I start selling rope bracelets? Y''know maybe Mrs. Wrinkles is kinda nice actually. Love, Tina Day 25 Dear diary, The Butcher came into the clinic today and I asked him if he''s seen my mommy in America. He said he hasn''t but he''ll keep an eye out the next time they visit. I asked him if he could take me with him but he said that I needed to have access to the "gate". I was going to ask him more stuff but Goodman dragged me inside. I got angry at him but it doesn''t matter, I can just ask Bobby at school.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Also Goodman brought home a puppy, but Gina is allergic to dogs so the puppy has to sleep outside. We built him a little house and Goodman named him Theodore. Love, Tina Day 26 Dear diary, I''m giving up on finding mommy for now because I don''t have access to the gate and Bobby said only his daddy can go to America. It''s something to do with being worthy or whatever. I''m just happy mommy isn''t dead like daddy.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. Also I''m pretty sure Theodore isn''t actually a doggy. I said bye bye to him this morning when I was walking to school and I heard him say "see you later." Doggies can''t talk so I told Goodman about it but he only said that "Theodore is a good boy" and I should stop doubting him. Gina, Poppy, and even Bobby think that Theodore is a doggy but I know the truth. Theodore is not a doggy. Love, Tina Day 27 Dear diary Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Theodore is a doggy. Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I really like Theodore. Love, Tina Day 28 Dear diary, Goodman said I needed to exercise so he''s nominated me to become Theodore''s walker. Why did he even bring home a doggy if he''s not going to take care of it? School was alright. Bobby didn''t go to school today. Mrs. Wrinkles said he''s sick, so his daddy''s got him to stay home. Something about a memetic infection? It sounded serious so I don''t think we''re gonna see Bobby for a while.Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. Also Gina''s got a really bad case of the flu so we''re closing the clinic for a while. I''m thinking of cooking some porridge for her tomorrow. Love, Tina Day 29 Dear diary, I feel like someone''s been following me whenever I walk with Theodore in the afternoon. I told Goodman about it and he gave me a knife for self defence. He said to stab first and think later. I''m not sure if it''s good advice.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. Gina is feeling much better now. She said my porridge was really yummy. Though I feel like she was just being nice cause when I gave it a taste it was kinda bland. School was okay, still no Bobby though. Poppy said she''s going to visit him today. I don''t know when they''ve gotten that close but I kinda feel left out. Love, Tina Day 30 Dear diary, Poppy didn''t go to school today, I think she got whatever Bobby had. I hope they get better soon. Goodman is doing overtime work so he won''t be back until tomorrow or maybe the day after tomorrow. I don''t know, he sounded very tired on the phone.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! The clinic is still closed cause Gina needs more rest. I had to tell the Butcher to come back tomorrow, it seems like he''s caught the same thing that Bobby and Poppy have. Theodore is really energetic and he likes going on long walks, maybe I''m not sick cause I''ve been exercising so much. Love, Tina Day 31 Dear diary I saw planes again today. Gina said they were dropping relief goods. So that must be where Goodman and the procurement department are going. School was really boring. Poppy and Bobby are still sick and Mrs. Wrinkles thinks that history is really exciting. She keeps on bragging about the advancements that humanity has made over the last century but all I see is a wasteland. The old world this the old world that. Oh how life in the old world was perfect and fun and awesome.This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. Well if it was so cool why did they mess it all up? Love, Tina Day 32 Dear diary, I think Theodore is sick. He won''t leave his little house and he keeps shaking. I asked Gina about it but she doesn''t know either cause she''s a human doctor and not a pet doctor. We don''t have a pet doctor in the base so I hope it''s nothing serious.Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. There were more air drops today, so Goodman must be really busy running around outside with the rest of the procurement department. I skipped school and helped Gina with the clinic cause nobody worth it is at school. Though if Mrs. Wrinkles heard that she''d be mad at me. So keep it a secret between us okay? Love, Tina Day 33 Dear diary, The Butcher came into the clinic again today. He gave us candy and said that Bobby should be back to school tomorrow. Still no Goodman though. The Butcher said that they might be coming back with a lot of loot. I hope they come back with some ice cream. It''s been really hot lately.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. School was meh, we did some maths. Though I don''t know what I''ll do with calculus and algebra. Why can''t they teach us how to grow food or something? Theodore refuses to get out of his little house so I''m going on walks by myself. Love, Tina Day 34 Dear diary, Bobby and Poppy are back at school! Mrs. Wrinkles got mad at me for wagging yesterday. She thinks that we planned to miss school to do other stuff. I told her that I was sick too so I took a day off. She won''t leave me alone.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! Goodman gave Gina a call and said that they were coming back. I asked Gina if they got ice cream but she said probably not. They don''t drop freezers off of airplanes for some reason. Also I think Theodore''s gotten smaller and he didn''t eat any of his food from yesterday. I hope Goodman comes back before Theodore gets anymore sick. I''ve left food and water for him again today but nothing. He doesn''t eat. Love, Tina Day 35 Dear diary, Goodman came back today and he brought the Butcher with him. I told them about Theodore and the Butcher took a look at him. Apparently the Butcher is also an animal doctor on top of being the god assigned saviour of the world. You learn new things every day.If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. But yeah, he gave Thedore one of those candies and Theodore shrunk. Like a lot. I didn''t even notice how big he''s gotten but being shrunken seems to be doing him well. He''s much more energetic now and actually eats his food. y''know the Butcher is a really nice guy. He didn''t even ask for any payment though he did take the thing that Theodore puked out... Love, Tina Day 36 Dear diary, School is so much more fun with Poppy and Bobby. I heard that Poppy''s dad actually made a fuss about firing Mrs. Wrinkles on the council meeting yesterday. I feel like Mrs. Wrinkles is unusually quiet today. I think she''s in shock. I didn''t know politicians were so powerful.Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. Now that Goodman''s back, he''s taken over walking duties for Theodore. Maybe we should call him Tiny Theodore now that he''s shrunken. He''s also really loud and likes to follow Gina around the house. Oh and Gina''s allergies wen''t away so she can play with Theodore as much as she wants. I think Gina loves Tiny Theodore more than Goodman. Love, Tina Day 37 Dear diary The Butcher dropped by the clinic again today. He gave us some more candies and the special ones for Theodore too. He said that we should feed him the candies to prevent an ego rupture. The Butcher is such a nice animal doctor.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. School was surprisingly tense. Poppy and Mrs. Wrinkles are publicly beefing, funny thing is I don''t even know who''s gonna win. Bobby set up a betting pool for the class and he bet money on Poppy getting Mrs. Wrinkles fired. I''m saving my money for that thankyou cake I''m gonna give Gina so I''ve somehow become the cash keeper. So far we''ve got 50 bits. It seems like Goodman is regretting bringing Theodore home. Love, Tina Day 38 Dear diary, Goodman bit Theodore. Now, even the vibes in the house is kinda off. I find myself asking, "What is even happening right now?" very often lately. There''s almost a hundred bits in the betting pool, and Gina found the box I keep them in. She asked where I got the bits from and I said The Butcher. She didn''t seem to believe it. Hopefully Bobby will cover for me. I''m not very good at this lying thing. I think I need more practice.Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. Also Poppy said that her Daddy is currently looking for a new teacher, so it seems like Mrs. Wrinkles is losing this fight. Bobby was really happy when he heard the news. I think gambling does really awful things to the human brain. For Bobby to wish ill will upon our teacher when he seemed so reasonable before... this must be the power of gambling at work! I''m worried that I might be helping his descent into poverty. Love, Tina Day 39 Dear diary, I don''t think I have to worry about Bobby and money. We wen''t to his house today to do homework and he showed us their treasure room. They had piles upon piles of gold, gems, fancy furniture and they even had a robot assistant/butler. His name''s Herman. It''s really cool. I wonder why Goodman has trouble with money if making money was so easy. Bobby said his daddy just has to stare at the air and treasure just falls out in droves. I really like Bobby''s house. Why couldn''t I have been the Butchers daughter...If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. It turns out Bobby''s mommy isn''t here either. Apparently his mommy is in heaven, but she isn''t dead. She works there as a clerk for some guy called Nathan. Y''know, Bobby even has air conditioning. Is this the difference between rich and poor people? I asked Goodman if we were poor but he said, "being rich doesn''t matter if you''re in an apocalypse." So yeah, we''re poor. Love, Tina Day 40 Dear diary, Poppy got a working gaming console! She invited us to play at her house and we had a lot of fun. We played a racing game and a game where you build stuff with cubes. Goodman said that he used to spend a lot of time gaming when he was younger. Games used to be so common before but now they''re getting rarer and rarer. It''s a miracle to even find a working console and a game cartridge. But even if you did have them you can''t play them because they need electricity to run.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! Gina made us some sugar cookies today and I saved one for you. I hope you like it. Love, Tina Day 41 Dear diary, The weather''s been so rainy lately. Theodore looks like a fluff ball because of all the static electricity in the air. Goodman''s trying to set up an electricity collection system for all the lighting strikes falling right by the house. Gina told him off because it''s stupid to go outside in the middle of a thunderstorm. But Goodman told her it''s okay cause he''s got the Butcher to help. I don''t really know how the Butcher could make things safer but Gina calmed down when he told her that so... ehThis book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. School is weirdly tense. Apparently we''re getting a new teacher sometime soon. Love, Tina Day 42 Dear diary, No school today cause Mrs. Wrinkles is on strike. Poppy and me went to Bobby''s house to check out his new VR gaming rig. It was insane! It actually felt like we were in another world. I told Goodman about it but he just said I had an over active imagination. I told him about Bobby''s house and his mommy''s job but he just laughed at me! I swear I''m telling the truth.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. Gina seems to understand. I think Goodman is just trying to piss me off. I really don''t like him sometimes. I think Theodore has a crush on the moon cause he can''t stop howling at it. he''s sooooo loud. I want a VR rig too. If only so I can escape this world. Love, Tina Day 43 Dear diary, The new teacher has pointy ears. Apparently the Butcher recommended them to the council. yes them. The new teacher does not have a gender... because they''re a tree person. I don''t understand exactly but they''re the personification of a tree. not an Elf. There is a massive difference between the two, even though Birch looks like a typical fantasy elf...The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Surprisingly Mrs. Wrinkles is not fired. she''s been promoted to headmaster. Poppy is devastated and Bobby lost 50 bits. They''re both really down right now. Another surprise is the really ominous looking cloud covering the moon. When you look at it from a certain angle it kinda looks like an eye looking down on us all. Theodore is not a fan of that cloud. Love, Tina Day 44 Dear diary, The sleeping people are awake. We can see them from beyond the walls. Goodman said I should be more careful when I go on my walks because now that they''re awake, more weird things are gonna happen.If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. School was okay. We got a new class called defining your ego. It''s mostly meditation and activities that''s supposed to help us find ourselves. Whatever that means. It''s pretty chill. Birch is a much nicer teacher than Mrs. Wrinkles. Also I''ve finally saved up enough money to buy Gina that cake I promised her. I''m planning on buying it tomorrow. I was thinking red velvet or vanilla shortcake. Don''t worry I''ll leave you a slice. Love, Tina Day 45 Dear diary, The weather''s been so gloomy lately. Even though it''s day time it feels like we''re in a perpetual darkness because of how cloudy it is. Goodman said I should stop looking at the sky so much cause it''s going to drive me insane. But I''m perfectly fine.If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. I told him that being jealous of the dog is kinda lame. He got mad at me. Though we made up pretty quickly because of the cake. I bought the red velvet one and Gina found it yummy. Goodman did too, in fact he ate more of it than any of us. I managed to grab you a pretty big slice before Goodman could finish it all. Love, Tina Day 46 Dear diary, Birch has magic. She said that if we progress far along enough into the study of defining our ego''s then we could hear the voice of the world. I was kinda skeptical about it, but Poppy and Bobby are really excited. They''ve even started talking about their builds and ability selections. I feel so left out.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. I was talking about this with Goodman and Gina and they said that sometimes people grow apart and that''s alright. It''s just how it is when people grow up and become their own person. I feel so confused right now. I hope we''ll stay together forever. I promise to never leave you behind. Even when I change or grow up, you''ll still be my best friend. Always. Love, Tina Day 47 Dear diary, I walked Theodore today. He''s really wary of the sleeping people. I swear there seems to be more and more of them. It''s been foggy lately and I feel like I''m hearing a voice talking to me. Maybe it''s the voice of the world that Ms. Birch was talking about. Poppy said she was thinking of becoming a pyromancer. She says her red hair would make things easy for branding. Honestly, I''m having trouble keeping up with this new class. Sometimes I don''t know what any of the words mean but I just nod anyway because I don''t want to look like an idiot.Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! Or maybe I already look like an idiot. diary save me please. Love, Tina Day 48 Dear diary, Goodman seems to have noticed how down I''ve been lately. He gave me a lemon and said that I''ll hear the voice when time is right. I wasn''t even that worried about it but I feel slightly better. The lemon was really sour. Just how I like it.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. I''m leaving you the rind, it''s the best part. Mrs. Wrinkles did an inspection today. Poppy was really red when she saw her. I don''t know if it''s from anger or embarrassment. Bobby said it was likely to be both. I hope they make up soon. Love, Tina Day 49 Dear diary, The fog makes it really hard to see anything. Goodman said that I should stop going on walks for now. The council set up a new curfew and made a bunch of rules. It goes like this, Nobody is to be outside past the sunset, everyone must close all their doors and windows. Ignore all the voices. Do not listen. Do not follow. Do not engage. You may think it''s a friend or family but ignore it. Do not go outside when it''s dark. Always carry a light with you even when it''s morning. Don''t wander. Ever.If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Even our defining your ego class is put on hold. Poppy and Bobby are planning something but I don''t know much. They whisper to each other and leave me out of everything. I''m kinda scared but I hope it''s nothing. Love, Tina Day 50 Dear diary, I heard mommy in the fog. She said I should follow her and we''d go to America together. I nearly opened the window when Goodman burst into my room. He dragged me to the kitchen and said that we should all stay together for the time being. He wouldn''t tell me what was wrong though. Knowing is too dangerous apparently.The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Goodman also said I can''t go to school until the fog lifts. He says it''s not safe. Gina closed the clinic. We''re not to answer the doors or turn off the lights. Always keep the lights on, don''t look up the sky, don''t look outside. Stay together. Even Theodore gets to stay inside. I''m having trouble sleeping and I feel like somethings watching me from the cracks on the walls. Love, Tina Day 51 Dear diary, I overheard Gina and Goodman talking while I was pretending to sleep. It''s weird because some of the words they say I simply can''t remember. I know they''re saying something but the words are just gone whenever I try to recall anything.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. All I know is that it''s related to the Butcher. Something is broken, and something happened early. I tried asking Theodore but it seems like he''s lost his ability to talk. He acts like a normal dog now. I don''t know why I wrote that. Theodore is a normal dog. I''m gonna go play with him now. Love, Tina Day 52 Dear diary, I''ve been playing rock paper scissors with Theodore and I keep on winning. He only ever uses paper because his paws can''t do rock and scissors. Goodman and Gina are busy writing stuff on the wall and they won''t play with me. But it''s okay cause the writings made all the whispers go away.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I asked Goodman when the fog will stop and he said, when "he succeeds," I''m not sure who exactly he''s talking about. But I think it''s the Butcher, after all he is the god assigned saviour of the world. Maybe the Butcher is fighting against the big bad right now. I hope Bobby and Herman are okay. Love, Tina Day 53 Dear diary, There was a massive explosion today. The loud boom cleared the fog for a couple seconds. I took a peak outside and saw absolutely nothing. Just a wall of white. Hopefully the Butcher is winning against whoever is causing the fog.Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. The writing on the wall glows when you look at it from a certain angle. I don''t know the language but it''s really squiggly. Goodman said it''s a protective array and requires a constant energy source. Apparently Gina is really clever because she rigged it up to use the curse energy from the fog. I asked him about curse energy but he''s keeping mum. Why can''t they just tell me everything? Love, Tina Day 54 Dear diary, Gina''s gone. She went to the toilet three hours ago and still isn''t back. Goodman went to check and found the window broken. He''s preparing Theodore to go outside with him and look for Gina. They''re leaving me behind. I can''t leave the kitchen. I need to ignore anyone knocking. I have to keep quiet. I have to be a strong girl because I have to keep the house safe.Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. I hate being left behind, but I know I''m just going to be a burden. I got a glimpse of the fog when they opened the door, and now it feels like someone is staring at me. Something else is inside the house with me but I can''t see them. The light''s are flickering, I know they''re here. We''ll be okay. I promise. Love, Tina Day 55 Dear diary, The fog is leaking into the house. Strangely, it doesn''t go into the kitchen. I was watching it, cause there''s nothing else to do other than eat and pee in a pot. I''m kinda scared that I have to go poop soon.This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. Still no Goodman, Gina, and Theodore. The thing I can''t see is still inside the house. I felt really naked just sitting against the counter so I''m hiding underneath the thickest blanket Goodman left me. I tried making a pillow fort but there weren''t enough pillows. Someone''s been knocking on the door but isn''t saying anything. Goodman told me to ignore anyone knocking so I''m ignoring it. I really am, even though it''s kinda hard to when I feel like I have to open the door. But I won''t open it. I promised. Love, Tina Day 56 Dear diary, The whispers are back. They tell me I''ve been abandoned and that I should leave the house. I hate being alone. I feel like I''m being watched constantly. I just wan''t to hide away. But there''s nowhere to hide.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. I''ve closed the door to the kitchen because somebody broke down the door to the house. I don''t know where anyone is. I hear the radio playing music, and I hear steps like someone''s dancing. I think there''s more of those things in the house with me. I feel like I see eyes watching me from the cracks. It''s getting really cold. When are they coming home? Love, Tina Day 57 Dear diary, I left the house. I couldn''t stay there anymore. The voices were driving me insane. They told me awful things I wish I didn''t hear. I''ve copied the writings on the wall onto my skin. I hope it does something.If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. It''s really foggy and dark outside. I can''t even see my arm in front of me. I hear rustling and something moving all around me, but I can''t see anything through the fog. It''s cold out here. I should have brought the blanket. I''m going to try going to Bobby''s house. Wish me luck. Love, Tina Day 58 Dear diary, I''m lost. I wen''t past the school and there was a plant monster there. The voices yelled at me to go away. They''ve been following me for a while. I don''t know where they''re coming from but they''ve been mostly helpful.This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. I haven''t ran into anyone yet. Though there''s a rhythmic booming noise that sounds like a heartbeat. The ground shakes with each thump and the voices go quiet. I''m hiding right now cause it''s nearly night time. Yesterday night was crazy scary. I hope we find Bobby''s house soon. Love, Tina Day 59 Dear diary, I found Bobby! Well, it was Herman that found me while he was patrolling. He found me sleeping in their shed, it was kinda embarrassing cause I was drooling so much. Bobby is okay. He says his dad is on a side quest in America so the monsters broke through the veil. Then he said even more things I couldn''t hear. I really don''t like this selective censorship I''ve somehow gotten.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! I can''t believe Bobby is living so well. While I was scared for my life, he had bacon and eggs for breakfast and played games on his VR rig. I hope Poppy, Goodman, Gina and Theodore are okay out there. Leaving the house was the bestest idea I''ve ever had. Love, Tina Day 60 Dear diary, I feel guilty. Gina, Goodman, and Theodore are out there lost in the fog and I''m having cheese cake with vanilla ice cream. Bobby has a built in floor heater, it''s really nice. So much nicer than the cold dirt outside or the cold floor in the house. Herman keeps Bobby''s house spick and span so I can roll on the floor all I want. Bobby even has contact with Poppy! We video called on a really fancy glowing ball. Poppy is safe and she''s hiding in their bunker with her family.The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Their bunker is so much nicer than ours ever was. It''s made out of thick concrete and can survive a nuclear blast. And they even have a jacuzzi in there! Is this the power of money? Love, Tina Day 61 Dear diary, The fog is starting to recede. Goodman came back with the Butcher sometime last night. They''re both injured and sleeping in the "med bay" that Herman is in charge of. Gina and Theodore didn''t come back with them.The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Herman won''t let me go outside to look for them so I''m playing with Bobby. It''s weird, Bobby is acting like he didn''t just see his father walk through the front door all bloody and barely alive. He keeps ignoring me when I try to talk about it. So I''ll stop. Love, Tina Day 62 Dear diary, I know snooping around someone''s house is bad manners, but I couldn''t help it. Herman is busy keeping the Butcher and Goodman alive. While Bobby''s locked himself up in his room. I was really bored okay. I''m sorry for leaving you behind while I was having the adventure of my life but it was worth it.If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. I found their basement. There were bits of people floating around in glass tubes. I even saw another Bobby but he was missing a huge chunk of his torso, like something huge bit into him. And you know the gate he was talking about that would take me to America? I found it. Love, Tina Day 63 Dear diary, I opened the gate. There was nothing behind it. I can''t believe Bobby lied to me, or maybe I just don''t know how it works. Bobby did say that I have to be worthy before I can use it...Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. Goodman and the Butcher are still unconscious in the med bay. I still don''t know where Gina and Theodore are. Herman won''t let me go outside even though the fog is gone. He''s such a stickler. Are all butlers sticklers? He makes a really good omelet though so I''m forgiving him for now. Also, I snuck in some lamb chops from lunch, hope you like them. Love, Tina Day 64 Dear diary, Bobby''s house just got really weird. I hope it wasn''t my fault. So, I woke up today expecting a breakfast in bed, like usual. But uh... where the heck are we?! Look diary, I don''t really appreciate the vibes you''re giving me right now. I''m already saddled with guilt from sneaking around unsupervised but you being judgemental is not helping. We have much bigger problems to worry about.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. Like, why is my bedroom connected to a white void? What am I going to eat? I haven''t had breakfast yet, and now I''m not sure if I''ll be eating breakfast ever again. Also, why is there a talking bird in my room?! And what is up with all the eyes? This better be a dream. Love, Tina Frequency #87 --- -- - -static--- -- - - - "This is Delta Force One, We have eyes on the core anomaly, over." "-quarters..... -status.. over" "-expanding, spreading through the sixth ring an--- - --"Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. ---- -- - --- static -- - - ----- "-ment -- - - fail- d --- -ver" "--ected - -- --- aly -- --etreat, over" ------- -- - --- --- static --- ---- --- -- --- - -- static --- -- - --- ---- --- -- -- - --- static- --- ---- -- -- -- - - - -- - "Goodman protocol deployed, trust no one over" --- -- static- -- --- - "Hello? is anyone here?" Mission Log Date [19/11/2024] Agent ID: 105507 Call sign: Teddy Notes: "Okay, shit... is this thing even recording?" "Testing, testing, whatever. I fell into the Bubble. The spatial rift''s stable, no injuries, air is breathable, and I''m alone."You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. "Seem''s like I''ve fallen into a liminal space. Even light distribution, no hostiles in vicinity. I''m carrying some supplies, should last me three days." "Don''t have a warp drive with me. Can''t go home. I''ll scout the place out and try to record anything I come across." "I hope you guys still get these recordings." "Place is weird, I feel like I''ve been walking for days. Nothing but white everywhere, it''s messing with my balance and sense of time." "Saw a rolling ball of darkness, keeping my distance. I''ll try follow it." "Fell down, don''t know where. Everything looks the same." "There''s a kid looking down at me." Mission Log Date [19/11/2024] Agent ID: 105507 Call sign: Teddy Notes: "Hello? Mister? I heard you talking..."Stolen story; please report. "Okay, uhm... Do you know the way out of here? Mister? Hello!" ---- --- - --- - static ---- -- - - --- - "This sucks! Why did you eat that bird diary?! Now we don''t have a house or food!" --- -- --- - static ---- --- - - - "I''m alive. The kid''s gone." "So you were awake!" "fu-" "I can''t believe you''d try to play dead! You''re even worse than Goodman!" "requesting back up, anomaly loci detected." "What? Who are you talking to? I''m over here... Don''t run away!" Mission Log Date [19/11/2024] Agent ID: 105507 Call sign: Teddy Notes: "I can''t believe that kid''s still alive. She was just casually waving around the loci, she didn''t even show any signs of the wasting disease." "She''s running after me. The spatial rift is destabilising."Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. "Mister! wait! I said wait! diary do something!" --- -- -- -- -- - static- -- - ---- - - - "I''m sorry! are you okay? I didn''t mean to lob diary at you... uh, it kinda just happened?" "Okay, you don''t want to talk to me. I get it..." "Do you have like, any food on you? I''m kinda hungry..." ---- - - - --- - - -- static ---- --- -- - - - - "Woah?! what''s happening? Why is it so wavy all of a sudden-" --- - - -- -- -- - - static - - ---- -- -- -- "What the? we''re at school?! Oh no." "Mister wake up! We have to leave it''s dangerous here!" -- - static - - --- - "Tina?!" "Goodman!!!" "Doctor?!" "I knew you were awake!" --- -- -- -- -- -static - ---- --- --- - -- - - Day 65 Dear diary, I''ll never, ever, try to open a closed gate ever again. I promise. But seriously, I can''t believe you ate that bird. When could you do that? I didn''t even offer it to you or anything. You kinda just did it yourself...Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. I also can''t believe that Goodman is actually a Doctor, or that he''s been to America. Is anything even real? Are we really at home? I don''t know. We''re staying at the school for now because the plant monster is blocking the gate. I feel like I''m missing something important... I''ve been listening to Teddy and Goodman talk, but I only get bits and pieces. The words just disappear whenever I try to recall anything. Also Goodman looks kinda different, maybe a bit younger. Also when did you grow eyes? Love, Tina Day 66 Dear diary, I feel like you''ve changed. I mean we all change. But like, when did you get so sticky. So, flesh like. Are you transforming? Did I change? I swear Goodman got younger. It''s a pity I can''t see myself in the mirror.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. You know, I have a feeling that Teddy is scared of me. I don''t know why. I''m not that scary. I''m adorable! Gina said so. I asked Goodman what happened to Gina and Theodore, but it''s like he''s forgotten them. Also wasn''t Goodman really injured when we left Bobby''s house? Why is he here? Is this place, America? Where is the Butcher and Bobby? I feel really sick. Love, Tina Day 67 Dear diary, Goodman isn''t actually Goodman. He''s a clone made by the plant monster to trick us. Teddy was the one that figured that out not me. Teddy also said, that I broke us out of the school. I don''t remember doing that. In fact I can''t remember anything that happened today. I feel so woozy still. I''m gonna try to find Bobby''s house again. Maybe the Butcher is fine now. I hope they don''t turn out to be clones or anything.The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. Okay, I really need to remember what I did. Cause Teddy thinks I''m some super hero. I hope he didn''t get one of them mind parasites. Your new eyes are very expressive. I can tell you''re judging me. Love, Tina Day 68 Dear diary, I blacked out again today. Teddy is super quiet. We found Bobby''s house though I can''t remember how. Though for some reason we can''t go inside. There''s some sort of Barrier keeping us out here.The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Teddy tried to walk into their garden but he got flung backwards and hit his head. Now he''s knocked out. I''m going to try check up on the house and Gina''s clinic. Maybe they''re back. Say, can you eat Teddy? Ok I guess that doesn''t work. But why? you ate that bird. Is he too big for you? Love, Tina Day 69 Dear diary, What happened? I don''t remember anything. Teddy said thank you and disappeared. I feel so dizzy. Why am I so tired? When did you lose your eyes? Why are we back in the void? Where is everybody? Why is my memory so spotty?This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. There''s a voice in my head. It says I passed the trial. I don''t remember doing a trial. Weren''t we looking for everyone? Where are Bobby, Gina, Poppy, and Goodman? When did you spit out the bird? Why is it here? Is that Theodore? My eye''s hurt. Why is it so shaky? Love, Tina Day 70 Dear diary, I woke up inside a forest after I blacked out yesterday. I think we''re lost. I''ve been walking for so long and now I''m really tired. I''m sitting inside a tree hollow right now. I hope the spiders don''t eat me.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. I hear the sound of flowing water nearby. I might check it out in the morning. I''ve never been to a massive forest like this. The trees are bigger than any of the ones at home. I have a feeling this isn''t home. I don''t think this is America. Love, Tina Day 71 Dear diary, It was really cold last night. I hope I don''t get a fever. My plan for the day is find water and food. Then we''ll follow the river until we reach a town. If we reach a town. I saw another bird similar to the one in the trial. It keeps staring at me. I hope this isn''t another trial. I''m kinda tired of trials.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. I found the river. Well it''s more a like a stream. I drank some water so that''s good. All I need now is food. I found some fruits but I don''t know if I can eat them. Do you think you could give me some of the food I gave you before? Okay, thanks for the lemon peels. At least I have something to chew on. Love, Tina Day 72 Dear diary, So far no towns and no people. I did see a massive lizard though. I hope we didn''t end up in a place where dinosaurs are real. I woke up to a pile of fruits today. Did you give them to me?The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Also the voices are back, but they sound distant. It feels like listening to a conversation from another room while it''s raining outside. It doesn''t seem like I''m in any danger or anything. This forest is kinda weird though. It''s never fully dark and there are bugs that glow in the night. There''s plenty of food too. I haven''t gotten sick from eating the fruits at least. I wonder what happened to everyone. Love, Tina Day 73 Dear diary, Still no towns or people. I think there''s a waterfall up ahead. Maybe I should have gone the other way. That bird is still following me. You know, the one with red eyes. That you ate then spat out.Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. I found a bunch of random things washed up on the river banks today. Like a bottle and some netting. I think the net is made out of rope. I''m gonna try and see if I can use it to make a bag to keep some fruits in. Also I saw a chicken today. I was gonna try and catch it but it ran away into the forest. I didn''t chase it cause I think I should stay close to the river. What if I get lost and can''t find water? Say, if I dunk you in the river water can you keep some for me? Love, Tina Day 74 Dear diary, Found a waterfall and a town. Problem is the cliff I have to go down. I''m wondering if it''s okay to jump down the waterfall, but I''m not sure if it''s deep enough. I might have to go through the forest and find another way down.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. I was walking past some bushes when I saw a bunch of little people. They were fighting against each other so I just left them be. The forest is really confusing. I think I''ve been walking in circles for a while. I decided to talk to the bird. It just flew away. Love, Tina Day 75 Dear diary, The little people are following me. They keep giving me stuff. First it was an acorn, then a stick, then a bunch of fruits and then they left. I don''t know why they gave me gifts but I''ll take it. Maybe they''ll give me some water next.If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. The acorn sounds like a bell and it glows in the dark. The stick is very good for whacking things, and the fruits are really yummy. I think I''m close to the town now but I''m not really sure. I''ve been going down hill so I have to be close right? Luckily the river is really loud so it''s easy to find. Love, Tina Day 76 Dear diary, I think I''m lost. Who am I kidding? I''m definitely lost. I probably shouldn''t have followed the burnt trees, but well, it''s too late now. I can see a tower above the trees so I''m going there next. When I look around the forest I can see a lot of little people. They wear mushroom caps as hats so they blend in pretty well. I know that cause I tried to pick a mushroom and it was a little person.This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it They''re funny looking the lot of them. Big eyes, no nose, they kinda look like the faeries in my story books. They rode around on my shoulder and hopped off randomly. I think they''re treating me as some sort of taxi service. I mean, they even pay me in little trinkets. Mostly acorn shells and the occasional fern. It''s pretty nice, tasty too. The ferns that is, acorns are really bitter. Love, Tina Day 77 Dear diary, There''s a lady stuck in the tower. She''s got really long hair and she sings. A lot. The little people don''t like her singing. They run away screaming when they hear her voice. I don''t blame them. I would have too, if I didn''t have to be polite. Goodman said, you have to be polite to people when asking them stuff else they won''t listen to you.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. It was really awkward cause we had to yell at each other. She asked me if I was a knight coming to save her and I said, do I look like a boy to you? She must have thought it was really funny cause she was laughing for so long. Poor Rachel, said her mommy put her in a tower cause it''s dangerous out here. She''s nice though. She gave me bread and a cast iron pan. The pan smooshed the bread when they fell but it''s okay. More food! Love, Tina Day 78 Dear diary, I''m camping by the tower for a while. Rachel said her mommy is going to drop by in a couple days. So I should just wait for her and then she''ll take me to town. I thought it was a good idea so I agreed. Rachel is also sharing her food with me. She lowers a box down the tower with her hair instead of just dropping them like last time. Then when I finish eating, I wash the dishes and put them in the box tied to her hair, then she just hauls them up.This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. It all seems like very exhausting work. I don''t know why she doesn''t just, y''know, use an elevator. Anyway, I made a little house out of sticks and stones. I even have a campfire going. Rachel also dropped some pillows and blankets for me to use. She''s so nice. Love, Tina Day 79 Dear diary, Guess what? A knight showed up to rescue Rachel. I''m guessing it''s a knight because of the white horse outside. But yeah, I was playing with the little people in the forest when Rachel screamed really loudly. The little people were spooked so I wen''t back to the bottom of the tower. On the way there I saw a white horse without its rider.Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. Rachel was really panicking a lot because she thought she killed the knight with her frying pan. I offered to bury him for her but he woke up again. Now they''re in the middle of talking, negotiations or something like that. The negotiations must be going well cause Rachel gave me some steak, a chocolate cake, and a bunch of candy. I guess you can have the candy. But don''t eat all of it cause I don''t know when we''re getting more. Love, Tina Day 80 Dear diary, Are you okay? I''m sorry, I should have kept you hidden from that horse. I don''t like this knight guy. Also, Rachel came down from the tower and we finally met in person. She played with me for a while but then you got stolen by the white horse and I ran after you. Now I don''t know where we are. Luckily I can still see the tower from here.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. Okay, I think Rachel just got kidnapped. I ran into her Mommy on my way back to the tower and she seemed pretty angry. She even set my campsite on fire! She was yelling something about a thief so I just ran back into the forest. Love, Tina Day 81 Dear diary, I found the town! Somehow... But there''s a bridge troll on the only bridge to the town. You either have to pay him gold or solve a riddle. I don''t have any money, so I tried to haggle and pay him in candies but it didn''t work. Apparently there''s piranhas in the river and I don''t want to find out if it''s true. Also, I''m really bad at riddles.If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. I tried to answer the riddle, but I still don''t know what you can catch but never throw. So yeah, I guess I''m a forest dweller now. Oh god, that white horse is here again. See you in a bit. Love, Tina Day 82 Dear diary, I kinda miss Goodman. I like the forest and playing with the little people. But like, I still don''t really understand how we ended up here.Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. I tried following a road in the forest and I found myself in an abandoned temple place. I think it''s abandoned, I''m planning on making this place our base of operations and I will be investigating how to go back home. Or like talk to Goodman and maybe mommy. I''m kinda scared of trying to find America again, cause the last time we tried that we ended up in a void. Then somehow I lost my memories of how we ended up here. Love, Tina Day 83 Dear diary, I was playing with the stick that the little people gave me and accidentally killed a dragon. I know it''s bigger than the temple and everything but can you eat it for me? Wow! I was not expecting that to work... 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A message from the Grand Magus of Aetheria Never in my life did I expect such a development from my apprentice. The betrayal I felt was immeasurable and my days were plagued with worry for the future. This grimoire contains my life''s work and you have broken the first seal. For this feat, I will impart to you the foundation of my legacy. May the stars guide your way. [With sight comes understanding. The path of truth will pave the way.] [Accept] [Deny]
Um... what? did you connect to something weird again? Love, Tina Day 84 Dear diary, If you can talk to this magic guy... Then can you message mommy or Goodman? No?If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Okay, does it only work if I feed you dragons? Do I have to be a dragon slayer? I''m pretty sure me killing that dragon was a freak accident. Unless this stick is actually super powerful. Is that why it''s so good at whacking bushes and stuff? But why would the little people give me something so powerful? Am I a chosen one? A hero? I don''t think I make a very good hero... ugh, all this thinking is giving me a headache. Love, Tina Day 85 Dear diary, I found a really stinky plant today while I was exploring the forest. The little people seem to like that plant a lot cause they were bathing in its nectar. Maybe it''s what keeps them looking so young?Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. I''m still searching for a town that isn''t guarded by a troll. So far I''ve found two roads that I think is going to lead me to one, because I''ve seen carriage tracks on them. Also, I don''t think I can become a dragon slayer just because. Is there a way for me to talk to the grand magus in person? Because I really don''t think I''m the right person for the job. Love, Tina Day 86 Dear diary, I hitched a ride with a carriage and ended up in a tower. Only this tower is some sort of magic research institute/ magic school. When I arrived they were doing a recruitment test so I just lined up with all the other kids. And for some reason I got selected too.This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. The inside of the tower is much bigger than it looks like outside. All of us kids even get our own room. Honestly I thought I was going to have to share a room but I''m glad I don''t have to. Otherwise how would I hide you? If someone looked in you, they would know immediately that I''m not from here. Then they''d kick us out, or maybe feed us to a dragon. Apparently people here worship dragons... I killed one so that means I''m a bad guy. You better not tell anyone. Love, Tina Day 87 Dear diary, I think I just found our way out of here. And it''s all thanks to magic. More specifically, space magic. It''s used everywhere in this tower and we''re being taught it in class. Only basic spells for now though, like demon summoning.The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. If I get really good at space magic then I might actually be able to find America and see mommy! Oh, and I suppose we could check in on Goodman too. I wonder how everyone''s doing? I hope they''re fine. When I learn how to teleport and stuff. I''m going to teleport all of us to a really nice place without an apocalypse and we''re gonna have tons of fun! I guess I have to study now. Y''know, I''m gonna study and become the bestest space mage in all of the places everywhere there ever was! Love, Tina Day 88 Dear diary, I wen''t exploring around the tower and met an old man. He has a really long beard and wears a big hat. He calls himself Gerry, and apparently he''s the master of this tower. That means he''s the bestest space mage right now. And I just flubbed our first meeting.Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. There''s no way he''d ever take me in as his apprentice after I called him a discount Gandalf! I just wan''t to stay in my room and cry. Also, I succeeded in summoning a demon. They look like people but more red, or maybe that was the blood? But yeah, when the first thing someone says to you is, "I''ve been isekaid?!" That persons definitely a demon. Wait a minute... I''m definitely not one. Love, Tina Day 89 Dear diary, For some reason Gerry took me in as his apprentice. And his other apprentice, Derin, thinks I''m taking over his place. So that''s something. I really didn''t expect the Grand master to pull an, "interesting" after I told him that he was a discount Gandalf. I mean you can''t blame me, he really does kinda look like Gandalf. Long beard, grey robes, big hat, a staff and being old are the hallmarks of Gandalf the Grey.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. I don''t get his thought patterns, maybe he''s a tsundere? you know, those girls who say the opposite of what they mean in anime and manga. They''re like Goodman''s type in girls. I can''t believe I never told you this before. Love, Tina Day 90 Dear diary, Derin thinks I''m his rival. I think he''s an idiot. I don''t even know anything about magic other than it''s really cool. He seems to think that Gerry took me in because he''s not good enough. I keep on telling him it''s definitely not because of that but he doesn''t believe me.This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. It''s so exhausting worrying about stuff. I don''t know how he does it without completely breaking down. Maybe he''s just built different. Anyway, I learnt a new spell today. It''s called, fireball. Derin was showing off how big his fireballs were, but mine were bigger. I think it''s cause of the stick the little people gave me. I''ve been using it as a wand and all the spells I cast with it are stronger than they should be. I should really thank the little people the next time we get free time. Love, Tina Day 91 Dear diary, I know bullying is bad, but Derin is really annoying. I realise I might be a bad girl deep down and I might have overdone it, I have no regrets. But I need to tell you what I''ve done cause the guilt is kind of eating at me.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there. I- I put the essence of a trolls toe nails on his soup this morning and he''s still suffering in the toilet as I write this. It''s night time already. It''s also unlikely I''ll get in trouble because Gerry is in another country having a meeting about a dead dragon that I accidentally disposed of... Promise me you''ll take these secrets to the grave. Love, Tina Day 92 Dear diary, I know I said no regrets but I feel bad. Like, a demons going to drag me to hell right about now kind of bad. So I tried being nice, but now he thinks I care about him. help. The guilt is eating me alive. I- I don''t deserve forgiveness. Why is he such an idiot?Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. At least we''re on friendly terms now... But I''m scared he''s faking it and actually knows what I''ve done. I don''t like this feeling. I don''t like this at all. Also, it''s not like I can just tell him to his face, that I, me, Tina, put a laxative in his soup so he could leave me alone can I? ...I promise to repent in other ways. But I will never tell him the truth, ever. Love, Tina Day 93 Dear diary, Fake it till you make it. From now on that''s my motto. Derin is well. He thinks that I have a good heart. Gerry has given me more resources for being supportive. I gave most of them to Derin claiming that he has more experience and would use those spell ingredients for a better cause.Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. I don''t think I''m cut out to be an evil mastermind. But I''ll get better. I promise. Summoning practice has been going well. I was part of a team that summoned a beholder. I was the bait so to speak, but it''s okay. Cause now I know runes that point to other planes. Now all that I have to do is find one for home. All of which is easier said than done. Love, Tina Day 94 Dear diary, We were talking about the multiverse in class today.And I''m now just realising how hard it is to find the runes to home. It will most likely take me years, all the way until forever being the most likely. But I will still try.Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I''m learning a lot about magic. In fact I learned another spell today. It''s called Gale, it''s really handy for drying clothes and it even makes my fireballs stronger. I''m also learning a lot about control and patience thanks to Derin. it''s like, now that he''s not wary of me, he just won''t stop yapping. Love, Tina Day 95 Dear diary, I''ve successfully made my first ever portal! I''m a genius! It''s stable and leads to the forest which isn''t that far but still! Portal! Teleport! woohoo! I tested it myself and ended up playing with the little people for a long time. The portal didn''t disappear immediately after I used it because it''s a reusable stable portal powered by the world''s natural mana vents. Even Gerry was impressed! He''s given me permission to start experimenting with long range teleports with Derins help.Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. I was expecting Derin to sulk a little but he seems okay with the idea. He even reached out to me first. Tomorrow I''m going to learn how to close a portal without setting off a massive mana explosion. So for now the portals just going to stay open. Wish me luck. Love, Tina Day 96 Dear diary, Gerry said that the portal is too powerful so I''m closing smaller and temporary portals for now. I had to learn how to make barriers and protection spells because mana explosions are really dangerous. Handless Harry even gave us a lecture on it, and he''s lost his arms three times already! You''d think he''d learn the first time it happened. But eh.Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings. I get it though. I''m kinda forgetful too. Luckily I''m a genius so barrier''s and protection spells are easy for me. I guess it also helps that they''re Derin''s specialty. The first portal I closed broke through five barriers and sent both Derin and I flying. Luckily we didn''t get injured. I should probably stop using the magic stick to make portals for now. But honestly, I kinda like blowing stuff up. Love, Tina Day 97 Dear diary, Gerry said I need more experience closing portals and making barriers before I could close the big portal I made. For now It''s being used by other apprentices collecting stuff from the forest. I didn''t know this at the time, but the shrubs and bushes I''ve been whacking while I was in the forest were worth more than their weight in gold.This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. What a waste. If I plucked them up and sold them then I''d be rich. Well, maybe not. Spell ingredients are really expensive. I owe the tower money for the barrier ingredients and the portal stones I used. Now I have to find a way to make money in order to learn more about portals and magic. I might do some chores for Gerry for pocket money or something. Love, Tina Day 98 Dear diary, I wen''t to the forest to gather ingredients today and ran into Rachel running away from her mom. Turns out Rachel''s mom isn''t actually her mom and is her kidnapper instead. Crazy stuff I know. What''s even crazier is that Rachel is a princess! She was kidnapped when she was a baby and there''s like a bounty to find her alive worth 10 000 gold bars.Stolen novel; please report. That''s like enough money to pay off my debt and buy enough spell ingredients to last me a month or two if I really stretched it out. I asked Rachel if I could have some of the money, but first I have to help her save her knight guy. Love, Tina Day 99 Dear diary, Project save Knight guy was successful! Honestly it was a mess and I had to ask Derin for help. Rachel''s fake mom is a really strong witch and she knows a lot of spells. I couldn''t just teleport her away like last time because she already made a charm to block teleports. And I can''t just cast fireballs cause despite being a kidnapper Rachel actually likes her fake mom.If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Knight guy was being held hostage by a bunch of buff dudes so Derin cast a charm spell on a passing Bicorn. The buff dudes were never seen again. Rachel''s fake mom found out and chased us on a broom. I don''t know how she knew where we would pop up after each teleport, but it was scary how accurate she was. She only stopped when Rachel told her she hated her. It was kinda sad. I''m still waiting on that bounty money though. It''s a pity that I have to share it with Derin, but the mission would have failed without him. Love, Tina Day 100 Dear diary, I''m officially debt free and broke. My split of the bounty money was barely enough to cover my debt to the tower. I asked Rachel''s rich parents if they needed another court mage but they said no. It''s a pity, I would have done so well as a court mage. At least Rachel is happy with her Knight guy.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. I couldn''t find a job in the city so I''m back to collecting spell ingredients from the forest and selling them off. I wish I could tell you that collecting spell ingredients from the forest is easy money but it''s really not. Most of the herbs I get turn out to be weeds or worth very little. I feel like I''m cursed. Love, Tina Day 101 Dear diary, Turns out I was cursed. Derin told me that we''ve been hexed by Rachel''s fake mom. Poor Derin keeps on slipping and sliding all over the place. He nearly smacked his head when he fell down from the stairs. Luckily I''ve just been unlucky at finding plants.The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Gerry is unfamiliar with hexes so we might have to go find an expert someplace else. Witches study a different form of magic from the one the tower studies so the others can''t help much either. Derin said we might have to go to the temple and get a priest to cast purify on us. Love, Tina Day 102 Dear diary, My first ever long range teleport was a disaster! I puked all over the floor of the teleportation hub and Derin fell down on top of the puddle. It was so embarrassing! I wish I could forget it whenever I close my eyes but the opposite keeps on happening! It''s like the event is forever etched into my eyelids and I''m forced to relive it until the day I die.This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. Why does Rachel''s fake mom have to be so petty?! Not only did I make a fool of myself a second after arriving at the Holy City, but everything is so expensive here! I bought some water because I was thirsty and it cost a gold coin! Like what? Also there was no priest available today, so it''s looking a lot like we''re going to rough it out tonight and sleep in a stable. I wish my bad luck streak would end soon. Love, Tina Day 103 Dear diary, I slept on a hay loft! It was pretty cool initially but the itchy hay ruined any excitement I had the moment I laid down. This is not even mentioning the horses and their stinky poop. Luckily there was a priest available today and they were able to cast a purify on us. It cost a lot of money though. I caught Derin cradling his empty wallet close to his chest and saw some tears fall down his face. Looks like I''m not the only one with money problems.This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. My second ever long range teleport went much better than the first one ever did. Gerry was even waiting for us to get back and got us gifts! Well, they''re more like chores with a disproportionate amount of money as payment. Love, Tina Day 104 Dear diary, I summoned a demon to do my chores for me and now I''m just studying while earning money. It''s pretty cool. I only have to give Bitsy some rocks as payment and when she''s done I just send her back home. Oh and Bitsy is my contracted demon.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. Gerry said that my portal into the forest is too useful so the tower is going to keep it running. In exchange I get a cut of the profits they make from using the portal. Maybe I should make more portals that lead to more places so that I can get all the money! I think I''d make a good business man. Love, Tina Day 105 Dear diary, Gerry supports my business idea. He even made me a skill development plan to follow. If I really want to go through with this then I need all the help I can get. I¡¯m thinking, if I can make this plan work then I¡¯ll have an easier time trying to find home.Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! I might even find America and meet mommy. If that happens I¡¯ll finally be able to ask why she left me. Though I¡¯m kinda scared to hear her answer. I¡¯ll also earn a ton of money and save everyone. I hope they¡¯re okay still. I don¡¯t know how long I¡¯ve been gone. Love, Tina Day 106 Dear diary, I¡¯m doing work experience for a portal company ran by a pixie. Gerry said it would help me with setting up my own business in the future. It¡¯s crazy how much logistics is involved with running a portal company. I¡¯m realising that I have to do a lot of work to make this happen. A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. First I have to improve my skills on making and closing portals. Which is like expensive because of the portal stones. I might even have to hire people which means I have to pay them wages. It really does take money to make money. Love, Tina Day 107 Dear diary, Setting up a legal business entity is too much work. I give up. They won¡¯t even let me get a loan cause I¡¯m a kid. This sucks. I guess it¡¯s time for a new plan.The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. I could become Gerry¡¯s successor¡­ But Derin is already Gerry¡¯s successor. And managing the tower is such a hassle. Stealing gold from dragons would be so much easier. New, new plan. Move to a country where they see dragons as pests and become a dragon slayer. Back up plan - go forward with the portal company idea and employ my contracted demons to save on costs. Then call it a private portal line for less paperwork. Love, Tina Day 108 Dear diary, I¡¯m so dum. A big dummy dum dum! I knew the rune for home this whole time! AaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhjsnsbwiwmbeiwoqpdbnxbshThis story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Bobby¡¯s door! The Gate! The thing that probably sent us here, was covered in runes! I cant believe it took me this long to remember! Now all my memories are hazy, but atleast we don¡¯t have to start from nothing. I just have to remember that gate and the runes that were carved on it. I spent a whole day staring at the thing! Surely something stuck. It might even have the rune for america somewhere on it. Bobby did say that the butcher regularly goes back to america. So it must be there. Love, Tina Day 109 Dear diary, I¡¯ve been opening portals based on the runes that I remember and sending Bitsy through them. I¡¯m still having trouble with money but I figured if I split a portal stone then I could have more attempts for less. Most of the runes have failed and Bitsy keeps on showing up in a white void. This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. I¡¯m hoping this means we¡¯re closer to finding Goodman and the others. I¡¯ll keep trying. Though I¡¯m running out of cash. Derin introduced me to a group of adventurers looking for a portal mage. They¡¯ve been sent by the church to kill an evil dragon. So I¡¯m pretending to be a mysterious expert and tagging along. Love, Tina Day 110 Dear diary, Hunting a dragon is surprisingly boring. There''s a lot of searching holes and looking at cliffs for holes. A lot of, "oh hey I think I see a dragon over there!" only for it to be a bunch of nothing. I''m not sure if these guys are actually pro''s or if the church is just sending them here to die. The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. I''ve never climbed a mountain before but after this experience. I think I can call myself a pro. I was so tempted to summon Bitsy and have her carry me around. But it''s probably a bad idea to summon a demon in front of a bunch of paladins and priests. I wonder what Derin was thinking introducing me to this lot. I could probably find that dragon myself. Love, Tina Day 111 Dear diary, I thought this whole dragon slaying thing was just going to be a day trip, but it turns out that we were searching the wrong mountain! What was all that walking for? They could have just told me to teleport them to the right place but no! Crusade! Honor!Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. What a load of poop. I¡¯m pretty sure they don¡¯t know what they¡¯re doing. I''ll kill this overgrown lizard myself. Okay, this is probably a bad idea but I¡¯m using my distinguished expert status to actually find this evil lizard. And when I say find, I meant Bitsy will sniff it out. I¡¯ve dressed her up in clothes that fully cover her body and told the paladins she was my apprentice. So far they don¡¯t suspect anything. With Bitsy on the case, we¡¯ll find that dragon in no time. Love, Tina Day 112 Dear diary, We found the dragon. There¡¯s just a small issue, and it¡¯s because the dragon lives on an active volcano. Like, it¡¯s spewing lava right now kind of volcano. And like, the people living at the bottom of the volcano worship the dragon as a god.The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. I have a feeling that the church only wants this dragon gone because they don¡¯t want any competition. I genuinely don¡¯t know what to do. So I¡¯m going to ask the dragon in person. Alright, I¡¯m gonna go while the paladins are busy ¡°gathering¡± information. Love, Tina Day 113 Dear diary, Y¡¯know, demons are really cool. Well maybe it¡¯s just Bitsy but still, she found the dragon lair in no time at all. Luckily it really was an evil dragon so I just got rid of it using my magic stick and told the paladins I did their job for them. That was honestly anticlimactic, at least they gave me most of the bounty so more money for me.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Of course I charged them a fee to teleport them back to the church. I even got a chest full of gems from one of the bishops. Now I have enough money to find the right rune to home. Love, Tina Day 114 Dear diary, I¡¯ve repurposed the evil dragon¡¯s lair into my portal research facility. With my demon summons working around the clock we¡¯ll surely find that rune soon. I¡¯ve promoted Bitsy into senior management since I can¡¯t just disappear. Derin and Gerry will go looking for me and they¡¯ll find my, slightly illegal operation and shut it all down. I can¡¯t let that happen so I¡¯m putting Bitsy in charge of onsite operations while I manage things remotely.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. I mean, Bitsy does all the monotonous bits and I do chores for Gerry to learn more magic. All of which will be useful in the future. Probably. Love, Tina Day 115 Dear diary, We¡¯ve just had our first break through. One of the runes actually connected to someplace other than the white void. It isn¡¯t home but is progress.Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. Gerry has been teaching me about time and the effects of temporal distortion. It¡¯s mostly going over my head but I¡¯ve realised that even if I did find home. It might not even be at the right time. I¡¯ll find everyone no matter what. I¡¯ll learn everything I can about time, time lines, different dimensions and whatever Gerry is willing to teach me. I¡¯ll find a way home. Love, Tina Day 116 Dear diary, The volcano erupted. Luckily my demons are unharmed and nobody died. But the village at the foot of the volcano is no more. I''m sad for all the villagers who lost their homes and livelihoods. But this is actually a good thing for me and that makes me feel even more guilty.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. I didn''t set off the volcano... Or I may have. I killed the dragon after all. Oh no. I''m doing my best to help the villagers relocate and donating money so they can set up a new village somewhere else. At least no one died and the church is helping with the relocation. I mean they did this, not me. They''re the ones that wanted the dragon dead. I just did my job. Love, Tina Day 117 Dear diary, The volcano has been pumping out smoke and hot ash into the sky nonstop. You can''t even see the village underneath all the dust. Everyone was successfully relocated and rehoused by the church. And I''ve relocated my portal testing facility deeper underground. Luckily the demons are immune to heat and are able to work like normal. I''ve also cast obfuscation wards to hide them from the tower personnel in charge of purifying the pollution from the atmosphere.The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. I have to figure out a way to stabilise this volcano because I cannot hide my portal facility for long. Wish me luck. Love, Tina Day 118 Dear diary, I was nearly caught today. Luckily I was able to brush it off by claiming that I was finding a way to stabilise the volcano. Now I actually have to find a fix like real soon cause other people will be deployed if I fail.Stolen novel; please report. For the mean time I''ve paused all portal testing and sent the demons deep underground to search for a way to plug the magma vent. I might have to find another place to set up my portal testing facility because this place is under too much scrutiny. I was thinking of establishing it in the white void because it was fairly stable from what Bitsy and the team found out in the small time they actually tested stuff out. We''ll see in a bit. Love, Tina Day 119 Dear diary, Project shove magma into the white void is a success. My demons have resumed testing and I''ve managed to hide the mana fluctuations by blaming it on the volcano. Diverting the magma flow has stopped the lava from flowing freely in the surface so the tower has lessened the security.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. They''ve also set up a purification ward to catch all the ash and smoke that the volcano has been producing. Making the threat of the volcano eruption quarantined to a small area of the kingdom.I''ve volunteered to stay behind and watch over the process so I''ve got an excuse to stay and work on my portals. My demons have found that the ground underneath the volcano is filled with resources that I can sell or process myself. Which is great cause I don''t have to rely so much on Gerry and the tower''s resources. Love, Tina Day 120 Dear diary, I''m thinking of turning the volcano into a hot spring town. When we diverted the magma flow, a bunch of geothermal springs burst into the surface. The water is infused with beneficial minerals from deep underground and is rich in mana. The mining division says that the water flows through a mana crystal cavern before reaching the surface.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. Oh right, the mining division is what I''ve taken to calling my demon summons that mine valuable minerals deep beneath the volcano. I''ve had to split my research team into two. One team stays in the white void to keep an eye on the magma flow and experiment with portals. While another stays here with me to make money. You won''t believe the amount of stuff they''ve been finding underneath that volcano. That dragon was hiding on a literal mountain of treasure. Love, Tina Day 121 Dear diary, There''s been a massive breakthrough from the portal team! They''ve found another world. I''ve gone into the other side and saw all sorts of crazy things. There were ships that would fly further than the sky and metal people that had glowing eyes. Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. There were cars too but they were strange. They were all uniform and had no driver. The people there were somehow aware of me and were actively hunting me down. They yelled about a disruption to the spacetime continuum and sent people in black suits after me. They even chased me into the white void and I had to teleport multiple times just to lose them. Love, Tina Day 122 Dear diary, Travelling across different worlds is big trouble. I can''t believe I''ve got a myself a stalker! The people pursuing me from, what I''m now calling discount sci-fi world, followed me all the way to my top secret portal facility. The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Luckily with the help of my trusty demon summons we were able to subdue them and put them in temporary jail. But now my lab is compromised! this sucks. I need to figure out a foolproof way to keep my lab hush-hush from both friends and enemies. As well as random''s that show up, well, randomly. For now I''ve tightened up security and put more obfuscation wards up. I really need to figure out a more permanent way to protect the lab. Love, Tina Day 123 Dear diary, The prisoners died. I didn''t do anything. My demons didn''t do anything either. They sort of just, disintegrated while I was away. I hope there''s no invisible prisoner eating monster or something. I''m having trouble beefing up the security for the portal facility. I was thinking of using the magma flow to make a moat, but the magma set the walls on fire. After setting that idea aside I''m now working on a way to isolate a slice of this place from the rest of white void.Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. I was thinking of putting down a bunch of illusions and obfuscation wards, then surround the facility with portals that lead to other places in the white void. That way only people that know the way are able to reach the lab. With demons on patrol 24/7 I can be alerted to intruders as soon as they appear. I''m gonna go discuss this with Bitsy. Love, Tina Day 124 Dear diary, We''re slowing down the testing and focusing more on building security. I''m honestly just treating this as practice on making more portals so it''s not too bad. I''ve managed to make the magma moat into a real thing. But instead of right up against the facilities walls I''ve set it as the destination to most of the portals. So in a sense anyone who tries to break into the facility is just going to get teleported into very hot burning magma. Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. It''s honestly perfect. My demons don''t burn so they can just come and go as they please. ... I guess that''s another weakness. Why does security have to be so hard? Love, Tina Day 125 Dear diary, I''m done. I don''t care anymore! If people find the lab then people found the lab. I''m so tired of worrying about this that I''ll just deal with it when it becomes a problem. After all, I always have my magic stick as a backupYou might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. Y''know I might as well go forth with that hot spring idea. I need a break, and a bath. I really need a bath. I smell like smoke and burnt stuff. It''s crazy! the mining team built a hot spring pool without me telling them to. I love my summons. Demons are great and all but you''re still the best diary! Love, Tina Day 126 Dear diary, From now on, I''m on leave. I''ve been working a lot lately so I deserve a break. The tower has declared the volcano "safe." As in the automated safety protocols are enough to keep things safe that no human physical presence is needed. I''ve cast so many obfuscation wards and illusion arrays that I think it''s safe enough to leave for a while. Besides Bitsy''s there to keep an eye out for me.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. I''m thinking of tagging along with Derin cause Gerry sent him to the tropics to recruit more apprentices for the tower. Apparently the tropics are really nice, with sandy beaches and nice weather. It''s like the perfect place to relax a little. Also I''ve never been to the beach before. I figured now''s a good time to go. Love, Tina Day 127 Dear diary, I love the beach! Swimming is so fun and I get to play while Derin does most of the talking. He says me playing in the water is helping him with his sales pitch. I guess it is pretty cool that I can cast spells to control water.The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement. I even froze a little bit of the sea! everyone was super impressed and a lot of people asked if they could do that too. Derin immediately butted in to say if they join the tower they could. It''s not all fun and games though. I still have to do a bunch of boring demonstrations and show off to little kids. Why is the tower even recruiting a bunch of children for? Love, Tina Day 128 Dear diary, I dreamt about mommy today. She has a new family in America and they looked really happy. I''m not sure I should keep looking for her anymore. What if she doesn''t want to see me?A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. Y''know, there''s like lots of kids here and they all have parent''s. Why is it that only I don''t? I guess I just really miss Goodman, and Gina, and Poppy, and Bobby and everyone really. This is like the first time I didn''t have to deal with dragons and volcanoes. Or the fact that I''m alone. I guess it''s just hit me all at once. I don''t really know. I just wanted to say that I''m glad you''re here with me. Love, Tina Day 129 Dear diary, Derin somehow convinced a bunch of children and their parents that it would be a good idea to leave home and join a magic tower. I don''t know how he did it. I also don''t know why they agreed. I think what they''ve got here is so much better than the tower. They have open space, fresh air, and access to the beach. What''s not to love?The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. I mean, magic is cool and all but it''s also boring. You have to do things by yourself a lot of the time. Like, you''re just alone, in a room, with your thoughts, waving a stick in the air in hopes that it''s gonna do something. Or like, drawing symbols on the ground over and over again because even a tiny mistake is going to ruin hours of worth of work. It''s tedious and most of the time not even worth it. But sometimes when things go right, magic is pretty cool. Love, Tina Day 130 Dear diary, Someone broke into my portal lab so I had to end my vacation early. The intruder is still out here somewhere. I''m not entirely sure how they even found this place but Bitsy said they detected an unusual fluctuation in the spatial weave yesterday so it might be related to that.Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. I summoned more demons to do patrols and put down some non lethal traps. Hopefully we''ll spot the intruder before they fall into the magma. I technically still have to help Derin transport all the new students so I hope this is enough as a precaution. Love, Tina Day 131 Dear diary, Bitsy caught the intruder and put them in the reinforced jail but I haven''t seen them yet. I''m busy helping Derin with the new students and I can''t just leave cause I still owe him. Like, a lot. I''m sure Bitsy''s got everything handled.If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. The student''s are settling in fairly well, though some did cry because they miss home. I''ve mostly just been making new rooms for them to stay in and connecting those to the rest of the tower. Well, I''m mostly building the doors that lead to the rest of the tower. It''s like a really complex puzzle game mixed with room decoration. At least I''ve got a team of fairy''s helping me decorate, otherwise all the rooms would have just been a mattress on the floor. Love, Tina Day 132 Dear diary, I finally finished helping Derin with his stuff and wen''t to check on the lab. Bitsy took me to the cell where they keep the intruder and saw Goodman. The intruder looks a lot like Goodman. But he doesn''t know me.Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I stood in front of him and looked him in the eye, he didn''t recognise me. I could see it. But he looks a lot like Goodman. I don''t know what''s going on. I''ve decided to keep him the cell for now. Don''t worry, he''s got enough room, entertainment and good food. The only thing that he''s lacking would be company. I was going to ask him stuff about how he got here but I can''t do it. I feel sad for some reason. I don''t know why. Love, Tina Day 133 Dear diary, I spoke with the intruder today. I''ve decided to just call him intruder because I don''t want to believe that Goodman has forgotten me. He was my only family that was there for me, and now he''s gone. Or maybe it''s me that disappeared and he''s fine in Bobby''s house. The last time I saw him, like the real Goodman, was so long ago. He was injured and being treated by Bobby''s robot butler. I think it''s name was Herman.This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. The intruder speaks of a world that''s prospering. They don''t have an apocalypse where he''s from. He says he has to get back home because he has to take care of his niece. Apparently her paren''t died in a car accident. It''s kinda creepy how similar it is to my life. But only my daddy died in the accident, mom is still in America. Love, Tina Day 134 Dear diary, I''ve put Bitsy in charge of talking to the intruder. I just, I can''t talk to him. I don''t want to. The portal team made a couple of breakthroughs while I was away. They''ve successfully made contact with three separate worlds but none of them are home or America. Bitsy''s done such a good job while I was away. She even managed to expand the team.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. I honestly don''t know how we''re handling the logistics of feeding all these demons. The mining team has also been doing well in my absence. They''ve made progress in sorting the mountains of treasure that the dragon left behind. They''ve even found a gate similar to the one in Bobby''s house. I''m planning on going forward with that hot spring Idea. Bitsy agreed with me and said that we could use the hot-spring business as a front for our illegal portal making. Love, Tina Day 135 Dear diary, The hot springs need a name so I''ve tried to come up with some. So far I''ve got, Dragon Springs, Volcano Springs, and Tina''s hot spring resort. All of which were rejected by Bitsy. She said we need a catchy name to make marketing easier, something uniquely ours. To do that we need to build a brand that''s different from the others. For some reason I also can''t name it after myself since it''s "lame." I think my names pretty cool though.You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. I might as well just name the place Tina''s bathhouse. Then market it as some sort of healing, good for your skin type of bath. With minerals from deep within the earth and infused with mana. The slogan could be something like, "Tina''s bathhouse, an experience for the senses." Coming up with names is such a hassle. Love, Tina Day 136 Dear diary, Bitsy finally relented and let me name the place, The Red Dragon''s Bathhouse. She said it would do, it''s catchy and simple enough that people will remember it easily. Now that we''ve decided on a name, we have to figure out the place where we wan''t to build the main building and rooms for the hot springs. I don''t think everyone is comfortable with stripping naked outside to bathe.This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. We would need to give them some sort of privacy, and a building would make it easier to sell them stuff. We''re going to survey the mountain top tomorrow. First, we have to make sure that the volcano has gone dormant. Otherwise we can''t legally build stuff on it. Love, Tina Day 137 Dear diary, I reached out to Rachel and asked if I could buy the volcano and she just gave me the land rights for free. She said it was thanks for saving her before. I didn''t feel comfortable getting stuff for free so I gave her some of my loot from the dragons hoard. I felt like she would have more use for it than I ever could and I felt bad seeing treasure rot away in a volcano.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. The mining team has been digging a complex labyrinth in the volcano and found multiple places with naturally occurring springs. We''ve decided to route them down to the middle of the volcano so people didn''t have to climb so far. But still far enough that we could make money from transportation services. Bitsy said having a scenic route up would help in building a unique experience and help drive repeat customers. Love, Tina Day 138 Dear diary, Capitalism is scary. Bitsy turns into a hungry monster whenever she talks about money. It''s like money is all that matters in her eyes, she completely forgets about everything else and just focuses on money. We were talking about where to build the hot spring and a realisation hit me out of nowhere. I''ve been so focused on money, everything I do is so that I can make more money. I feel like I''ve been bewitched. Is this the power of capitalism?A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation. Bobby was right to be scared of capitalism. I am too. I wonder how mommy is living in America if capitalism is an even bigger thing there. I''ll talk to Bitsy about slowing down a little. We literally have a mountain of treasure beneath our feet, we don''t have to worry about money so much. Love, Tina Day 139 Dear diary, I''ve managed to convince Bitsy to take a break. I''ve been putting so much work on her shoulders while I''ve just been messing around outside. I feel really guilty. I''m such a bad boss. Today was the first time I''ve ever talked with Bitsy for so long. I realised I don''t really know her that well. I learnt a lot of things today. Like, the fact that she''s from America or that every one of my demons are from a place called earth. In hindsight I should have probably talked to her sooner.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. I asked her what America was like and she describe it exactly how Bobby described it to me before. And it completely explains her obsession with money, poor girl. I should treat her better. Love, Tina Day 140 Dear diary, After a relaxing day spent soaking in the hot spring, Bitsy is looking more relaxed. I''ve decided to make the hot spring into a private place and not turn it into a business because we''re not really lacking in money right now. Bitsy made sure of that. The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. It turns out that she''s been establishing businesses in all the worlds that we have portals to. I don''t know how she did that in a matter of days but I guess that''s Bitsy for you. Scarily competent, with an eye for business and a hunger for money. I can''t believe the first rune I''ve ever learnt was the one I needed to see mommy. Tomorrow we''re going back to earth. Love, Tina Day 141 Dear diary, Going to earth is apparently not that easy. I can''t just take Bitsy with me cause she''s in charge of everything and if she disappears then nothing''s getting done. The portal''s built and I''m ready to go but I can''t go just yet. I need a guide.You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. Bitsy said that Earth is a really dangerous place and I can''t just go wandering about by myself. Because the last time I did that I accidentally set off a mass panic and got a stalker. She insists that I need supervision because I don''t know anything about earth and I have too much power in my hands. I''m not that strong but she has a point. So now I''m just waiting around while she finds someone to be my chaperone. I wonder if we''ll find mommy. Love, Tina Day 142 Dear diary, After a whole day of debating who to send with me, Bitsy finally settled on someone called Bob. Bob is pretty cool. Apparently he traveled a lot on earth. In fact he was on a trip to Hawaii when he got hit by truck kun. I''m guessing truck kun is a part of the summoning process, it seemed to be a sore topic amongst my demons.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. I''m planning on staying for a while on earth so I had to ask for leave from Gerry. I told him I was going to visit family and he approved it really quickly. I said goodbye to Derin and he asked for souvenirs. I don''t even know what to give him. Maybe some Earth water? What do you think I should give him? Love, Tina Day 143 Dear diary, Bitsy was really worried about the teleport but we arrived safely. Bob got scared when the portal disappeared behind us but it was expected. Maintaining a portal to earth would require a lot of energy that we don''t have.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Anyway, the portal spat us out inside a big hole. Bob said it''s called the Grand Canyon. He wanted to hike out of it but I just flew us up. But then he said I can''t do that anymore because people are going to think we''re aliens and shoot us. I guess earthlings can''t fly? I thought Earth would be more cool but so far I''ve just seen a bunch of dirt. Love, Tina Day 144 Dear diary, Cars are very cool even though they''re kinda slow. I tried to convince Bob that flying is totally okay if I use a cloaking spell. Nobody even noticed us when we flew over their heads. But Bob still doesn''t like using magic openly so we have to use a car to get to places.If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Now that we''re in America I have absolutely no idea how to find mommy. I was thinking of using divination but I don''t really know much about it. Bob said he might be able to help but we have to keep magic usage to a limit. I still don''t understand why mind control is a bad idea. Love, Tina Day 145 Dear diary, Today I did my first ever illegal border crossing by flying an invisible car above the border checkpoint. It was fun. We''re looking for Bob''s friends'' friend who knows a guy that''s really good at tracking people. He lives in a forest some place in Canada, Bob seems to know where he''s going so I''m just leaving stuff up to him.This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Surprisingly earth is kinda fun and road trips aren''t too bad. Bob bought me a game console and bunch of cool games like Tetris. I really like Tetris. I might even make it a compulsory activity and set up a games night when I get back home. It''s that good. I wonder if you can play Tetris with me? Love, Tina Day 146 Dear diary, Bob pulled up to a log cabin deep in the woods, he left me in the car and knocked on the door. Nobody answered for a while so he just kept knocking until a shotgun barrel was shoved in front of his face.This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. I thought Bob was gonna be a goner and I''d have to teleport back home, but then the lady holding the shotgun burst into tears and hugged Bob. Then they talked for a bit and Bob got me to go inside their house. Turn''s out the lady is Bobs'' step mom. Her house is really cool! It''s warm and comfy, and very stylish. I like it a lot. Love, Tina Day 147 Dear diary, Bob''s step mom is a witch and her name is Milly. She plucked a strand of my hair and tossed it in her smoker. Bob said not to disturb her because she''s consulting the fates about my mother. Smoke filled up the room so I''m playing outside. The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. There''s like tons of dead leaves out here and when I dug up the ground I found really fat worms. If I give you some worms will weird words show up again? Alright, I''m gonna dig up more worms and give them to you. Love, Tina Day 148 Dear diary, I don''t get it. I gave you so many worms yesterday that Bob was even looking at me funny. Do you wan''t cake? What about pudding? Some soup?This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Wow you ate all of them. Maybe I have to give you more stuff... Whatever. Milly plucked another strand of hair from my head today. She said she was having trouble locating mommy. She was muttering something about a charm or ward that''s running interference with her spells. It seems like we''re not finding mommy anytime soon. But it''s okay, at least we know she''s here. Maybe tomorrow Milly will have a breakthrough. Love, Tina Day 149 Dear diary, After plucking out three strands of my hair Milly finally found where mommy is. She''s dead, we''re going home. I don''t really know what I was thinking going here. Don''t know what to do now. I give up.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! I left Bob behind and made a portal back home. I should have known she was gone. I don''t know why I thought she was still alive. Even if she was alive she wouldn''t have known me. I don''t know what to do. I miss Goodman. I shouldn''t have left him, now I don''t know where he is and now I''m lost. I hate this, Tina Day 150 Dear diary, Bitsy was really surprised when I popped up into the portal chamber unannounced. She must have seen how upset I am because everyone''s been giving me space.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. I spent the whole day crying in bed and my eyes are a swollen mess. What do I do now diary? I don''t want to see anyone. I just wan''t stay in bed all day. I know it''s probably not good for me but I just wan''t to cry and do nothing. I''m sorry for being a mess. I don''t know what I would do without you. Love, Tina Day 151 Dear diary, I feel so much better after having a good cry. I''m still sad but it''s not that bad anymore. I need to do other stuff because I''m scared that if I keep crying all I''ll do is cry. And that''s not good.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. I was thinking about stuff yesterday, and maybe I should send all my demons home. Bob looked really happy to be back on earth. That''s why I left him there, I didn''t want to take him away from his family. I don''t need so many people to open portals to random places anymore. Love, Tina Day 152 Dear diary, I talked with Bitsy about my idea and she said that some people don''t want to go back. My head hurts thinking about all this stuff so I''m just going to put her in charge of everything and go traveling. Maybe I''ll run into the world I originally came from.You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. I already quit the tower and gave Derin his souvenir, it''s a maple leaf. He said he was sad to see me go but respects my decision. Gerry was a little teary but I promised to visit sometimes. But for now, It''s just going to be you and me for a while. Love, Tina Day 153 Dear diary, Bitsy found the intruder''s world so I''m escorting him back there. It''s uncanny how much he looks like Goodman. He acts like Goodman too, but he doesn''t recognise me. Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. When we stepped through the portal we appeared in the bunker. You know, where we first met. In there I saw another me that was sleeping. I looked so thin, it was like I was barely alive. Fake Goodman cried and apologised to another me. I felt weird so I left them some food and went outside. It looks similar to how it was before out here. But fake Goodman said his world didn''t have an apocalypse... Love, Tina Day 154 Dear diary, This place is weird. I flew around yesterday and found the base. Gina''s clinic looks the same but the person that runs it isn''t Gina. There wasn''t a school either. Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. I wen''t back to the bunker to ask fake Goodman some questions but he can''t see me. It''s weird, it''s like I''m invisible but I know I''m not. Other me can see me. She even talks to me. She thinks I''m her Fairy Godmother since I give them food and drinks. And Goodman thinks she''s gone crazy cause he can''t see me. I''m so confused right now. Love, Tina Day 155 Dear diary, Ok something is seriously wrong here. I felt a spatial disturbance last night and went outside to check it out but I found nothing. And when I woke up this morning fake Goodman was nowhere to be found. Tina-tina said this is normal.The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. My Goodman also disappeared frequently but he always told me a reason. Fake Goodman just disappeared, and he didn''t even tell Tina-tina anything. I want to go outside and look for him but I can''t leave Tina-tina alone here. I know what it''s like being alone and scared, wondering if I''ve been abandoned. I can''t do that to her. Love, Tina Day 156 Dear diary, Tina-tina has a fever. I did what I could to help lower her temperature and gave her some medicine I found in one of the cabinets. I think her fever''s getting worse instead of getting better. She''s started murmuring in her sleep, always saying sorry over and over.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I''ve tried telling her it''s okay but it''s like she''s stuck in a bad dream and won''t wake up. I''ve been wiping down her sweat with a wet towel and it seems to help a little. I hope she gets better soon. Fake Goodman is still missing. Love, Tina Day 157 Dear diary, Tina-tina still has a fever but it''s not as bad as it was yesterday. I finally got to ask her why she''s here and she said she doesn''t know. On the day of the accident that killed both her parents, Goodman showed up and took her here. Where she''s stayed ever since. At first there were other adults but gradually they disappeared except for fake Goodman. He too would disappear for some time but he would always come back, so far at least. Tina-tina was left to fend for herself.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. She found it alright initially when there was still food in the fridge. But gradually Goodmans disappearances grew longer and longer. Tina-tina tried to escape this place but she couldn''t step foot outside the door. There was a force that held her back and told her to stay, so she did. Love, Tina Day 158 Dear diary, I did some exploring while Tina-tina slept. This bunker is more advanced compared to the one I stayed in before. There''s runes carved all over the walls but they''re hidden in plain sight. They''re so small and complex I''m having trouble identifying what they''re used for.This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. I looked around some more and found them on the floor and ceiling too, all of them are actively pulling mana from the air and doing something. I don''t know what exactly but it''s probably related to why Tina-tina can''t get out of here. It looks like they''re pulling Tina-tina''s mana as well, no wonder she''s so thin. I need to ask Gerry about these runes before I take Tina-tina out of here. She won''t last long if her mana is drained into nothing. Love, Tina Day 159 Dear diary, My portals don''t work. I''m stuck here. I probably should have spent more time learning about magic instead of earning money then maybe I would know what to do in this situation...Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings. Aren''t you like a magic book? Didn''t a bunch of words show up that one time I fed you a dragon? Do I have to feed you more dragons to unlock your magical expertise? Do I have to say magic words? Abracadabra. Please help me I''ll sell you my soul. I''m sorry for feeding you worms. Please help.
[Debt. Sacrifice. Payment]
Ok. I don''t understand. Can you try to be less cryptic please. Love, Tina Day 160 Dear diary, Why are you giving me the silent treatment? I''m sorry for feeding you worms. Please help me, I''ll feed you more dragons I swear. Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I fell like you''re mad at me because of the worms. But technically aren''t worms kinda like dragons in the first place? Like snakes, they don''t have legs and snakes are part dragon, Derin said so. How much is my debt to you anyway? Specifically what kinda sacrifices do you want? I''ll pay you, really. I just need you to tell me what it is you need and I''ll give it no questions asked. Love, Tina Day 161 Dear diary, Fake Goodman''s back, he''s still ignoring me. He restocked the fridge, gave Tina-tina a book and left. I don''t get his-
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Ok. I clearly triggered something when I wrote something, but I don''t know what. Tina-Tina. Goodman. Fake. Restocked fridge? Book? Is it Book? I''m guessing it''s book cause you''re blinking at me a lot. OK, wow. I can''t believe it took me that long to figure that out. I mean of course it would be book, you''re a book! I''m so smart. Love, Tina Day 162? Dear Diary, What in the actual ever living floppy beanie are you doing?! I thought you were only getting the book?! Why did you eat Tina-tina as well?! Explain now!
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Day 164 Dear diary, I feel like I had a really long dream. Or was it a nightmare? Anyway, In the dream everyone died, I killed a dragon, saved a princess, learnt magic and tried to find mommy. Which is just very silly because mommy is dead and dragons aren''t real.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Also I found a big stick in the kitchen cupboards, it kinda sparkles and makes a fwoom fwoom noise whenever I wave it around. It''s pretty cool. I wonder how long it''s going to be until Goodman, Gina and Theodore get''s back home? I miss them already. And I''m also really bored. I''m gonna eat some chips. Do you want some? Love, Tina Day 165 Dear diary, I think the fog is starting to thin outside. Also, I was playing around with that stick I found and it sent a fireball into the kitchen sink. I nearly burnt the house down but luckily the fire just turned the dishes into a pile of ash and disappeared. I think it''s cause I wished the dishes were gone. I just didn''t want to wash them...Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon. Maybe this stick is some sort of wishing stick? Hopefully it is because I wished for everyone to be safe and for this fog to go away. The runes on the walls have been flashing a lot lately, maybe Goodman and Theodore found Gina already. Love, Tina Day 166 Dear diary, Something came into the house last night. I know cause it''s nailed to the wall in front of me. I don''t even know how it got there or how it got inside in the first place. I remember Goodman locking the door and I even bolted the door lock from inside.Stolen novel; please report. It''s kinda hard to see, almost like it shouldn''t even be there. But I know it''s there. I guess it kinda looks like a shadowy octopus with one really big eye. Do you wan''t to eat it? Love, Tina Day 167 Dear diary, How was that weird octopus thingy? I hope you like them cause there''s another one here. Don''t worry I''ve cooked this one with my magic stick. It''s nice and charred, though it might be a little burnt. It should still be good though. I mean, you ate the other one raw.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. Also, I heard barking from outside last night. I think that was Theodore, maybe they found Gina already and are on their way back. Do you think they''d like char grilled weird octopus? Also I feel like I''m forgetting something really important. But like, whenever I try to think about it the farther it gets from me. Love, Tina Day 168 Dear diary, Another one of those octopus things showed up again today. I feel like you''re having a feast lately, food just floats themselves into the house. Lucky. There''s no more fog outside and I heard barking throughout the night. They must be getting closer to the house. We should probably clean up these weird octopus things and fix the broken window in the toilet.A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation. I can''t believe I forgot about that thing. The octopi must be getting inside from there. I don''t think Gina likes octopus, she doesn''t even like fish. Octopus are like fish right? Aren''t they? Or are they more like slugs? I don''t know. Let''s go fix that broken window and you can eat all the octopi we find on the way there. Love, Tina Day 169 Dear diary, This magic stick is really handy. It took care of the octopi infestation in the toilet like a professional grade flame thrower. I just point it at stuff that I don''t want to see and boom! They turn into a pile of ashes. And it somehow doesn''t burn the house down!A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. I love this stick. Of course I love you too. In fact I love you more than this magic stick could ever hope to be loved. Well... We fixed that window but those octopi left a bunch of slime and slobber all over the walls. I think we should probably clean that before everyone gets back home. They might slip and hit their heads. Then I won''t have people to cook me food! That would be a disaster. Love, Tina Day 170 Dear diary, Everybody''s back! Gina got ambushed and kidnapped by the Octopi while she was in the toilet. It took forever for Goodman and Theodore to find her because of the fog. They just managed to save her when the fog thinned enough to see the Octopi base. Or the Beholder base, apparently they''re called Beholders. That''s what Goodman told me anyways.Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. They had to fight through a horde of the things to get back home that''s why they took so long. Luckily they didn''t suffer any serious injuries, only light ones that Gina can easily treat with the supplies at the clinic. They''re resting now. I should probably tell Goodman about that weird dream I had and my magic stick. But I can do that later. It really was a good idea that we cleaned up the place before they got back. I don''t know what would have happened if they had to fight the beholders at home. Love, Tina Day 171 Dear diary, Can you talk with Goodman? Like telepathically? I told him about that dream I had and he just looked at you for a really long time. I felt really awkward just standing there, but he said it was just a dream and nothing important. As long as I''m safe and sound. Right? He also wasn''t very worried about my magic stick. In fact he seemed quite happy about it.This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. Both him and Gina were calling me a wizard. Oh how handy it would have been if I had gone out with them and "burned all those squids to ashes." There''s no more fog outside but Goodman said we shouldn''t go outside for now cause the Butcher is busy dealing with the "remnants". I can''t wait to go back to school and show off my magic stick. It''s gonna be fun! Love, Tina Day 172 Dear diary, Gina''s decided to give the house a "little" clean since we still can''t go outside. But I think her definition of little is seriously out of whack. By her definition we have to clean the whole house twice over and maybe third time to make sure it''s really clean. We''re also fixing up any broken stuff and patching up holes on the walls.If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. I think she''s just been traumatised by the whole kidnapping situation and now she''s fixing everything to regain some semblance of control. I don''t blame her, in fact I''m quite supportive. If only she would stop the whole child labour thing. I really don''t like wiping stuff over and over again. It''s not like we''re even going to see the backside of the oven that often. There''s no need to make it shine. Love, Tina Day 173 Dear diary, The Butcher knocked on the door and dropped Bobby off to stay with us for a while. He told us not to go outside yet since the Raid Boss is still out there. I don''t know what a Raid Boss is but it seems really dangerous based on everyone''s facial expressions. Apparently The Butcher is leaving to challenge it today, he tried to recruit Goodman to go with him but Goodman said no. I volunteered to go since I got my magic stick but he turned me down. They already have a wizard and don''t need another one.This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it I was sad to be turned down, but it''s okay. I get to play games with Bobby instead. Which in hindsight is honestly more fun than beating up the Big Bad. Love, Tina Day 174 Dear diary, Games are so fun! We played the multiplayer version of the block game and built a bunch of cool stuff. Gina even made a massive pizza to share with everyone!Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. That pizza was so good, I kinda wish I ate the one I gave you. Bobby seemed to miss his dad a lot. I told him he was going to be okay and that we were going back to school soon and we could play all we want. That didn''t lift his spirits at all so I showed him my magic stick and that did the trick. I think Bobby really likes fire. He keeps on asking me to burn stuff... I''m kinda scared. Maybe I shouldn''t have been so accomodating. Love, Tina Day 175 Dear diary, Theodore''s been whining all day. I think he wants to go outside. It''s been ages since he wen''t for a walk. He must be so bored in here. I mean, I''m getting pretty bored too.This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. Bobby''s managed to shut him up by playing tag inside the house but they keep bumping into stuff and Gina is getting mad. Goodman''s been trying to calm everyone down but I don''t think it''s working at all. I hope we can go outside soon. Staying cooped up for so long is not doing anyone a favour. Love, Tina Day 176 Dear diary, We heard explosions throughout the night. Bobby is pretending to be okay but I saw him secretly crying by himself. I''ve told him that everything is going to be okay. And tomorrow the Butcher is going to knock on the door with a smile on his face, victorious against whatever it is he''s fighting out there.Stolen novel; please report. Theodore is scared of the explosion too. He''s been hiding beneath the couch and whimpering whenever there''s another boom. I don''t feel scared at all. Everything is going to be okay. Gina and Goodman have been busy piling up furniture in front of the windows so that when they break, the glass doesn''t just spray onto us. So far it''s been working pretty well. Love, Tina Day 177 Dear diary, The explosions have died down. But there''s still no signs of the Butcher. All we can do is wait. For the meantime Goodman has been telling us stories.The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. I like the one about the little girl who saved her grandma from a wolf. I feel like if I have to fight a wolf someday then I''m going to win. Gina has been busy in the kitchen making a lot of food. She''s been making so much that we can''t even finish all of them. She says it''s for the Butcher when he gets back. She must really believe in him. Love, Tina Day 178 Dear diary, The Butcher is back! He was dragged in by a barely working Herman all bloody and on the verge of death. Everyone immediately burst into a hubbub of activity helping Gina prep the clinic. This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. Gina''s been busy the whole day trying to keep his vitals stable. While I''ve been put on keep an eye on Bobby duty. I do all I can to keep his mind off the fact that his dad is in the clinic and gravely injured. I''ve mostly just been playing with him and Theodore. Magic is a really good distraction. Love, Tina Day 179 Dear diary, The Butcher is finally stable enough that Gina can take a rest without worrying about him relapsing. Goodman''s gone outside to check on people and see if they need any help. He took Theodore with him so It''s just me left to play with Bobby.Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. Bobby is really upset because Gina banned him from the clinic. It''s a temporary ban of course. He just has to wait for a while to make sure that the Butcher can handle being in a non sterile environment. I don''t get why he''s so mad. It''s super awkward between us now cause I took Gina''s side and he thinks I''m against him. I don''t get boys. Love, Tina Day 180 Dear diary, Bobby is full on ignoring me so I''m ignoring him back. Goodman''s brought a sack of potatoes home and Theodore carried a stick of butter in his mouth. Surprisingly the butter isn''t covered in saliva.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. It looks like we''re gonna have some baked potatoes today. Goodman said they got them from the procurement department warehouse. They were gone for a long time yesterday cause they were giving emergency supplies to people. Apparently Poppy and her family are safe so that''s good. It''s been a while since I''ve eaten Goodman''s cooking so I''ll share half with you. To be honest I think Gina is the better chef. But you better not tell him that cause he''ll be sad. Love, Tina Day 181 Dear diary, Bobby''s finally been cleared to check up on his dad. Apparently the Butcher woke up last night and Gina thinks he''s recovering pretty well. I could hear Bobby''s crying from the living room. I felt so awkward and like I was violating his privacy that I''m hiding in the laundry.If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. The laundry is where we keep Theodore''s pee pad and litter box so it kinda stinks in here. The hot water tank is also kept here so it''s hot. It''s really not a good combination for a room to be hot and stinky. Love, Tina Day 182 Dear diary, Beans make me gassy. We had beans for dinner cause both Gina and Goodman didn''t feel like cooking anything today. Hopefully tomorrow we''ll have something else. I kinda wan''t some meat, a juicy steak would be really nice.A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. I tried to make up with Bobby but it seems like he''s still really mad at me. I thought he''d have forgotten about the whole thing but it turns out that Bobby holds grudges. I feel like he''s going to keep up this whole "I don''t know you" charade for a while. I got to see the Butcher today while I was helping Gina clean up around the clinic. He''s looking so much better. Love, Tina Day 183 Dear diary, We''re finally allowed to go outside now so that''s good. I took a walk outside with Theodore and like, half of the base is gone. Reduced to rubble even! Whatever big bad the Butcher was fighting really did a number to our buildings. Sadly the school is still up.Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! The school is so up that there''s a thriving garden brimming with fresh flowers, fruits and vegetables in what should have been a barren courtyard. There''s even a massive weeping willow with a tire swing! I also dropped by Poppy''s house and told her about the thing with Bobby. All she said about it was that boys will be boys. Love, Tina Day 184 Dear diary, Today I helped rebuild the wall to keep the sleeping people outside. It was surprisingly easy with the help of my magic stick. I point at the dirt and boom! wall. There were a lot of people that was gonna help rebuild the wall but then I fixed it just like that so everyone is holding an impromptu party.You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. I say party but it''s just a bunch of old people drinking beer and complimenting me for being so awesome. I felt really awkward just standing there when people would point at me and cheer so I left. I guess old people parties are just built different. Love, Tina Day 185 Dear diary, I shouldn''t have fixed the wall so quickly. Now that we''ve got our defences back up, the mayor has decided that it would be a good idea to open up the school.This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. I don''t think I''m ready for school at all. Why can''t we just NOT have school and play all day. To me that honestly sounds like the better idea. Like, it''s the best idea to have ever been thought of. But people are too stuck in their ways to change. At least I''l be seeing Poppy everyday again soon. But it''s not like we don''t see each other outside of school so I really don''t see the appeal of school. Maybe if they taught us magic it would be better. Love, Tina Day 186 Dear diary, Bobby''s talking to me again. It seems like the Butcher had a talk with him. I kinda wanna be petty and ignore him for a little longer. But only a little, promise. He has to feel what I felt. The awkwardness must be shared.If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Anyway, school is officially back. In fact it''s starting tomorrow. It''s not like I liked the whole fog episode but like, I also don''t like school drama. Poppy has been tirelessly campaigning for her dad to fire Mrs. Wrinkles throughout the lockdown. It''s honestly quite scary. That girl sure can hold a grudge. I shouldn''t get into Poppy''s bad side like, ever. Love, Tina Day 187 Dear diary, School was surprisingly not that bad. Mrs. Wrinkles is currently on vacation and she''s left Ms. Birch to teach us whatever she wants and it''s awesome!Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. We spent the whole day learning about plants and playing in the new garden. The tire swing was so fun! I got to go on it a couple times before everyone swarmed in. Also Ms. Birch let us eat the fruits. My favourite was the red one where you had to split it open and inside was like a bunch of little red candies. I think it''s called a pomegranate but I''m not too sure. I even saved some for you! Love, Tina Day 188 Dear diary, Theodore took a really big sh*t today. Like, it was so massive I had to use a second baggie. He must been so constipated, I could practically see the relief in his eyes as the ginormous turd left his bowels. It''s kinda sad that it''s like the only interesting thing that happened today.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. School was meh. I''m still ignoring Bobby and Goodman''s decided to set up a commercial gym. He said, "the people are interested in getting fit right now Tina. We must capitalise on this business venture else we fall to the wayside. Barely scrapping by, relying on handouts by my girlfriend. No. I''m the provider in this family and I will provide." For some reason that really stuck with me. I feel like he''s just given me a golden landmine to use against him the future. Love, Tina Day 189 Dear diary, I''m talking to Bobby again. Gina was giving me the stink-eye whenever he walked past us. It''s not like I did anything wrong did I? He started it!If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. "Sometime''s you have to be the bigger person," she said. Well I''ve no interest in growing any bigger right now! My clothes don''t even fit me anymore... Though I guess it would be nice if I grew taller. Then I could reach the candy stash that Gina always hides in the tallest cupboard. I wan''t to eat something sweet! Some caramel candies would be nice right about now. I''m gonna go see if Goodman''s got any. Love, Tina Day 190 Dear diary, Flowers are a plants private parts... I wish Ms. Birch never taught us about that. I can never look at a flower the same way ever again. To think that I''ve been mutilating plants this whole time.This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. I''m so sorry. I''m a murderer. I never realised this before but, a plants fruits are its babies. And I''ve eaten a lot of fruit and vegetables. I''m not only a murderer. I''m a mass murderer! The bringer of vegetable catastrophe''s. The voracious plant eater. The consumer of plant children! Lord forgive me for I have sinned. Love, Tina Day 191 Dear diary, It''s scary how days seem to get shorter and shorter as I grow older. Today I woke up, wen''t to school, did some stuff. And now it''s night time. Like, where did the time go?Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! Are we all just drifting in a sea of time? Just letting things pass us by? I honestly don''t know where I''m going with this. Goodman has convinced the Butcher to invest in his gym business. I don''t know how, but he did it. Maybe I should try build muscle. Goodman was going on about how time seems so slow whenever he works out. I''m gonna be buff by the end of the year! Love, Tina Day 192 Dear diary, Exercise is pain. I did some cardio with Goodman today and I am pooped! My arms are wobbly and my legs are shaking like crazy. I thought I''ve run before but I was wrong. I''ve never ran. Like, at all! Not until now at least.Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. My lungs burn and my chest hurt. Snot was literally dripping down my nose! The burn is real, never again. But who am I kidding... I''m totally gonna exercise again. I just don''t think I''m built to be a runner. Cardio is not my thing. Love, Tina Day 193 Dear diary, We''ve got a class garden! Well, we''re in the middle of making one. Ms. Birch said that we''re going to grow corn and when they''re ready we can take some home with us.This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it She''s also looking on getting us some chickens and rabbits. Then, when they arrive everyone in class will take turns taking care of them. I wonder what rabbits taste like. It would be great if we could have goats too, or cows! Fresh milk and cheese is so much better than the powder stuff we''ve been eating. Love, Tina Day 194 Dear diary, I ran into a person wearing a trench coat on my way to school today. Said her name was Bitsy and she was looking for me. She ran away when she saw Goodman though. That was weird.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. School was okay. I planted the corn seeds in my plot and watered them. I''m gonna check on them again tomorrow to see if they''ve grown a little bit. Ms. Birch said she bought fast growing seeds! Maybe we can have corn this week. She also got in contact with someone that sold goats, so we might be getting goats soon. Tomorrow we''re building the chicken coop because right now they live with Ms. Birch in her house. Love, Tina Day 195 Dear diary, There was no corn when I checked this morning. Sad. Also Bitsy is like suspiciously loitering outside of the school and no one is noticing anything weird. I don''t get her deal. She cried when she saw me again this morning and gave me a bunch of gold coins. If anyone saw that they would think I was mugging her or something. But I literally didn''t do anything!The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Does she just like giving people gold? For some reason Poppy and Bobby think it''s perfectly normal for someone to just appear and randomly give you gold. Like what? Goodman just said something about fate and asked if I could promote his gym... You know what? Bitsy can just do her thing and I''ll do my thing. Love, Tina Day 196 Dear diary, Still no corn and Bitsy gave me more gold. I''m donating the gold to the chicken coop fund. I told Bitsy about it and she just said the gold''s mine anyways, then disappeared.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. The Butcher is officially ok enough to not be bed ridden! Yay! Now Gina has more time to herself and she can spend more time with us too. Goodman actually cooked something decent today. We had steak, mashed potatoes, and steamed veggies. It was very yummy and Gina loved it too. Bobby helped me wash the dishes and said sorry again. I told him it was okay and we made up for the second time. Love, Tina Day 197 Dear diary, It''s chicken coop time! Also I think some of my corn seeds sprouted already they kinda look like grass. That was very fast, Ms. Birch was not kidding. Usually corn takes like 6 days to sprout.If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. The gold I gave to the chicken coop fund was enough to start building today. Ms. Birch said she bought the materials from Bitsy. Maybe that''s why she was loitering around in front of the school? Should I say sorry for thinking that she was suspicious? But she doesn''t know I thought that and she might get hurt that I thought she was suspicious... I don''t know. Love, Tina Day 198 Dear diary, The chicken coop is halfway done and my corn seeds are definitely sprouting. I helped Poppy with her garden plot cause it had a lot of weeds. Bobby was teasing her for being a such green thumb that weeds grew in her garden. I don''t get it. Isn''t being a green thumb a good thing?The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Since you can grow your own food, and being able to grow food in the apocalypse is like a really good skill. Maybe he was praising her? But he said it like having the ability to grow food reliably is some sort of low class thing??? Love, Tina Day 199 Dear diary, We got chickens! They pecked my hand and it bled. They were so cute! Ms. Birch said that chickens are modern day dinosaurs. Like, they were dinosaurs a long time ago but then they turned into chickens.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. I asked Ms. Birch what dinosaurs are and she said they were like dragons. Say, if I fed a chicken enough food will it turn back into a dinosaur? I''ll make sure to give them tons of food and we''ll see. Also my corn are growing pretty well. They''re still small and mostly leaves, but when it''s time to harvest them I''ll give you some. Love, Tina Day 200 Dear diary, The chickens are still chickens. We let them out of their coop and they ate my corn! My poor corn never got a chance to live. The chickens dug through the ground with ease with their sharp dinosaur claws and mercilessly pecked my corn to death.This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. I got my revenge by stealing their eggs. But the eggs won''t bring back my corn. Today is a sad day. The day we lost my corn plants. The start of the chicken war. I will steal all of their eggs to make them feel as I felt. They will never see their babies in the light of day. Ever. Love, Tina Day 201 Dear diary, I''ve replanted my corn and banished the chickens from the veggie plots. Goodman built a fence around their coop so they can have their own area. It''s totally not because I cried about it yesterday. He just did it out of the goodness of his own heart.Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. We fried the eggs I took from the chickens yesterday for breakfast and they were delicious. Ms. Birch has a roster set up for who takes care of the chickens everyday. The ones that took care of the chickens that day can keep the eggs the chickens laid. I took care of them yesterday so my turns done already. My revenge will just have to wait. Love, Tina Day 202 Dear diary, The crop fairy must have visited last night cause my corn grew really tall all of a sudden. We might be able to eat corn sooner than if they just grew normally. But it''s not like I''ve forgiven the chickens or anything. My vengeance will commence when the time is right.This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. Also we did wood carving today! I tried to carve Theodore but he looks like a lopsided square instead of a doggy... But Ms. Birch gave me the knife I used today so I can practice carving in my spare time. You''ll see, I''ll be a pro at this in no time! Love, Tina Day 203 Dear diary, Gina was really upset when she saw my carving knife. She said it was dangerous to use such a dull knife and sharpened it for me. Carving is so much easier now. Goodman also gave me some carving tips and I actually managed to make a sculpture that kinda looks like Theodore!Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! Also, my corn plants are growing baby corns already. Poppy was really sad when hers hasn''t even sprouted yet. I told her I was gonna share some with her when they finish growing and let her help when it''s time to harvest them so she can practice. That cheered her up pretty quick. Love, Tina Day 204 Dear diary, Vengeance taste''s like egg drop soup. The chickens have gotten plumper and it seems like they''ve forgotten me. They don''t seem to care that their eggs are constantly going missing. They''re kinda dumb.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. Nothing much happened today. Gina made egg drop soup for dinner and I tried making a rose carving. When I showed the carving to Ms. Birch she said A+ for creativity. Also she thought it was a poppy. Carving a rose is a pretty complicated and delicate process. It takes multiple tries just to get it right. Love, Tina Day 205 Dear diary, I ran into Bitsy today, she gave me a pile of gold and a chest full of really expensive looking jewellery. She said it was my salary... I told her I don''t work and she said, "yeah." Then we just stared at each other for a while, and then she left.Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I didn''t know what to do with a literal pile of gold so I just gave it to Goodman. He''s planning on melting the gold and turning them into weights for his gym business. That''s cause golds heavy stuff. And heavy stuff is good for building muscle, or was it repetition? I kept the jewellery though. They''re pretty. Love, Tina Day 206 Dear diary, The Butcher''s recovered enough so he doesn''t have to stay in the clinic anymore. That means Bobby''s going back to his house soon. It was kinda fun having them over. But I''m glad they''re going back to their house, I like my space.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. It was Poppy''s turn to feed the chickens today. She brought me with her as back up cause for some reason she''s really scared of the chickens. There was a lot of screaming and some tears but at the end she did all by herself. All I did was cheer for her outside the coop and I got a free egg for being an emotional support companion. Love, Tina Day 207 Dear diary, We harvested the magic corn today. Ms. Birch was really surprised when we checked on it this morning, there was so much corn! We steamed some at school and it was really sweet. Gina grilled some corn for dinner and it tastes even better with some salt. I''ve saved you some of both, I hope you like them!This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. There''s so much corn left over that we might have corn soup for breakfast tomorrow! You know... Maybe the chickens destroying my garden plot was a blessing in disguise. Love, Tina Day 208 Dear diary, I went on a walk with Theodore today. He dragged me all over the place trying to catch a squirrel. Surprisingly I didn''t pass out on the way back home. Seems like all that exercise must be working!The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Also, we saw Bitsy cleaning her house. She lives in a tunnel underneath the bridge by the school. I thought it was really weird that she lived underneath a bridge and asked her why. She said it was convenient. I was like whaaat? How is living underneath a bridge convenient? What if it floods? And all she said was, "it doesn''t bother me." But it''s your house??? Love, Tina Day 209 Dear diary, School was okay. I played kill the dragon with Poppy and Bobby. I was the dragon so I used my magic stick to make fireballs but then Ms. Birch got weird. She looked at my magic stick and was like, "Mother?!" and she turned into a tree. I didn''t even cast a spell or anything. She just went poof! am a tree now.Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. Since Ms. Birch couldn''t teach us we just had a free day. I even poked her with the magic stick but she still didn''t turn back into a person. I hope she goes back to normal soon. I don''t want Mrs. wrinkles to be our teacher. Love, Tina Day 210 Dear diary, Thank goodness Ms. Birch turned back into a person. Crisis averted! She apologised to everyone for being unprofessional yesterday. And when class was over she pulled me aside to talk about my magic stick. Apparently it''s a really powerful focus made out of her mother''s branches. She was really surprised to see it so she switched places with an actual tree that was really far away. It''s like teleportation but different!Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. Anyway, Ms. Birch ran away from home and is hiding from her mom. She thought she got busted when she saw my magic stick and panicked. She basically just asked me to keep it away from her cause she''s scared of being found. Seems like she''s got a complicated family situation. I''m just glad it wasn''t my fault she turned into a tree... Love, Tina Day 211 Dear diary, I was so bored today. I got to stay at home because I had a slight fever. I don''t know how I got it but it''s so annoying. I don''t like being sick.If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. Poppy and Bobby dropped by to check on me but they couldn''t even go into my room and had to stay outside. We just talked through the closed window. It was really awkward! I want to get better soon. Gina made me some porridge and I spent the day sleeping away the fever. I don''t like being sick. Love, Tina Day 212 Dear diary, I''m feeling better today. Gina said I should take it easy for a while. That means no exercise or playing around with the magic stick. Sad.Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I''ve just been working on my carving skills and making sculptures. So far I''ve made a sculpture of Theodore, Gina, Goodman, Poppy and Bobby. All of them are very crude and kinda ugly. But I''m getting better with each one. For the next one I''m gonna carve the Butcher blowing up a bunch of beholders. It''s gonna be my biggest sculpture yet! Love, Tina Day 213 Dear diary, The Butcher sculpture turned out okay. I''m thinking of making a bird house next. I wen''t for a walk with Theodore today and we saw a bunch of birds making their nests. I want to see if I can build a little house for them and if they''re gonna use it. Maybe I''ll befriend the birds and they''ll let me pet them! That would be pretty cool.The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. I read about carrier pigeons in one of Gina''s books. Apparently a long time ago they used to be really common. Maybe if I train the pigeons they would carry letters for me and I could exchange letters with Poppy. And we could talk even if we''re far away from each other. Love, Tina Day 214 Dear diary, I fed the chickens today. So far they''ve stayed chickens. Maybe if I tried to hatch one of their eggs it would turn into a dinosaur...Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. Ms. Birch said that I need to keep the egg warm and constantly turn it so I put it in the microwave. That was a bad idea cause the egg exploded. I''ll just stick to feeding the chickens. I ran into Bitsy on my way home and she was acting suspicious, like usual. She was hauling around a sack shaped like a person but it was just filled with potatoes. She even gave me some! Gina made them into wedges and they were delicious. Love, Tina Day 215 Dear diary, I fought with Poppy today. She got mad at me for stealing her spot at the lunch table. Now she won''t even talk to me even though I''ve apologized already. Ms. Birch said to let her cool down but I''m scared she''ll hate me forever.Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I like my friends. I don''t know what to do. Of course Bobby took her side cause he likes her more than me. I spent the rest of the day by myself. I don''t get what I did wrong... I''ll apologize again tomorrow. Love, Tina Day 216 Dear diary, Poppy cried today. She said we''re not friends anymore. When I asked her why, she said I''ve been ignoring her. I was really upset and felt like she was blowing things out of proportion and being dramatic. So I told her just that. But then she got even more upset and said she hated me.The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. What did I do? I literally helped her a couple days ago. Was she mad because I took her spot? I asked Bobby if Poppy told him anything but he''s also ignoring me. They''re so annoying! Love, Tina Day 217 Dear diary, Goodman finally got those golden weights for his gym. He was really happy about it and kept bragging at dinner. I still haven''t made up with Poppy because she won''t even talk to me. I don''t understand what I did wrong. Maybe she''s just bored and being dramatic. Poppy is a drama queen.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. Theodore caught a bunny while I was walking him. The bunny isn''t cute at all. It''s got long legs and really big ears. Also it looks really mean. It even kicked Theodore Multiple times but Theodore just dragged it back home. We might have rabbit tomorrow if Gina will cook it. Love, Tina Day 218 Dear diary, I''m bored. I wanna go to the beach but Goodman said no. The beach is really far and there''s a lot of dangerous things on the road. Goodman said it''s not worth it so we''re playing by the river instead. There''s a small creak that feeds into the big river by Bitsy''s bridge its waters are cleaner than the muddy river but it''s not deep enough to swim in.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. We made a dam out of rocks and twigs to make a little floating pool. The water only goes up to my knees but if I lay down I can pretend I''m swimming. It''s pretty cool. Love, Tina Day 219 Dear diary, School was meh. Poppy is still ignoring me. I might as well find other friends. Problem is all the other kids are scared of me. Cause I''m friends with Poppy, they won''t even talk to me either. I don''t want to go to school anymore.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Goodman said I can take a break and help around the house. So I''m gonna do that instead. School sucks anyway. Staying home is pretty fun. I get to play with Theodore and help Gina with the clinic. Not like there''s much to do at the clinic. We just make medicine and occasionally someone stops by with an injury and Gina helps them out. I don''t need school or friends. Love, Tina Day 220 Dear diary, I finally made a bird house today. Goodman hung it up by the tree in front of my window so I can see if any birds use it. Also, the rabbit came back and brought a bunch of other rabbits with. They ganged up on Theodore and actually won! It was kinda insane...If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. I swear those rabbits aren''t normal. They lingered around Theodore even though he was already down and pooped on him. They finally left after thumping their legs on the ground and covering Theodore in dirt and poop. We had to give Theodore a bath before he could come inside. He looked so sad it was kinda funny. Love, Tina Day 221 Dear diary, I saw a bird go into the bird house but it just flew away. Goodman asked me if I wanted to go back to school but I don''t want to. It''s kinda boring at home. Sometimes I feel like someone''s calling my name but whenever I look back there''s no one.The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. The clinic isn''t really that busy so Gina lets me play outside. I''ve mostly just been playing with Theodore and exploring the base. Today I played by the creak again. But I couldn''t swim anymore since the makeshift dam we made is already broken. Tomorrow I''m gonna try deepen the creak and make a proper swimming hole with the magic stick. Love, Tina Day 222 Dear diary, Magic is hard. It''s taking forever to move the wet dirt. I don''t know how I fixed the wall so fast but struggle with moving some mud. Maybe there''s some sort of prerequisite? Mud magic is harder than regular earth magic? Or is my magic stick running out of power? I don''t know.The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. At least it made digging a hole easier than just shoveling dirt out of the way. I''ve lined the walls with some stone to help make the water clear. But we still have to wait a while for the water to clear up enough that it''s safe to swim in. Maybe tomorrow I''ll go for a swim. Love, Tina Day 223 Dear diary, The waters turned clear like I thought they would. The water hole isn''t that big so I can only wade and float, no actual swimming but it''s still fun. I like the water. Theodore does too, or maybe he likes snapping up the little fishes.The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Goodman got a watermelon from Bitsy, it was really nice. Juicy and sweet, just how I like it. Gina saved some to make watermelon popcicles but they''re not frozen yet. I had a lot of fun today! I should probably line the walls with more rocks since it kinda got a bit muddy the longer I splashed around. Love, Tina Day 224 Dear diary, Watermelon popsicles aren''t ice cream but they''re good enough. It was really hot today. Poor Theodore was panting like crazy and left his slobber all over the floor. I was sweating so much trying to clean up after him. We skipped going for a walk and stayed home all day. The heat was so bad a bunch of people got heat stroke so Gina was busy with the clinic.This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Even Poppy got heatstroke and had to stop by. We didn''t talk much, in fact we didn''t talk at all. She''s ignoring me so I''m ignoring her back. That''s probably not a good thing but eh. Love, Tina Day 225 Dear diary, It''s still really hot but there''s ominous rain clouds on the horizon. Goodman says there''s a big storm coming. We could even see the lighting even though it''s still day time. It must be a really big storm.The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Bitsy came by and gave us more watermelon. She said she had a lot of them still. I warned her about the storm and asked if she wanted to stay with us for a bit cause it looks like it''s gonna flood. She said no though. Hopefully she''ll stay safe. Goodmans started stocking up on food and water. We even had to pack an emergency bag just in case. Love, Tina Day 226 Dear diary, It was really hot yesterday but now it''s raining non stop. The house is even leaking. Seems like Goodman missed a few spots while repairing the roof. We had to put the pots and pans under the leaks cause they were making the floor wet. Gina said that wet floors are slipping hazards, and hitting your head after a slip can lead to tragedy. Like, cracking your head open or breaking a bone. Really bad stuff.Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. But Theodore doesn''t seem to understand the gravity of the situation. He keeps playing with the water and dripping all over the place. Not even Gina''s disappointed glare can stop him. I guess Theodore really does like water. He just, can''t help himself. Love, Tina Day 227 Dear diary, It''s still raining. There was so much thunder and lightning last night I couldn''t sleep. Not to mention Theodore whining and pawing at the door. I can''t believe he wants to go out into that storm.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Goodman''s been busy patching up the leaks cause we ran out of pots and pans. We used the cups but they don''t hold much water. The floor is like thoroughly soaked now. Stepping on wet carpet ain''t fun. It''s very mushy and eugh. It''s like wet socks but worse. I''m so sleepy. I''m gonna take a nap. Love, Tina Day 228 Dear diary, It''s still raining and the house is flooded. We''re doomed. Or not. Bitsy showed up with a boat and now we''re rescuing people. This boat is kinda weird though. It''s bigger on the inside than what looks like on the outside. It''s really trippy.Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. Also Bitsy can make portals so rescuing people is as easy as shoving them in and done. They show up on top of the hill where Poppy lives. Originally Bitsy was like, "you should go stay with Poppy at her house while we rescue people." But I hid inside the ship and tagged along. I don''t wanna stay at Poppy''s house. It''s really awkward between us right now. Love, Tina Day 229 Dear diary, Bitsy found me sneaking about the ship. But it''s okay I''ve managed to convince them to let me stay. Goodman was mad at me but he found me useful enough and let me be. The magic stick is really handy for making wind and finding people. I''ve just been fishing people out of the water and passing them along to Bitsy and Gina.This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. Gina checks if they have any injuries and gives them first aid. Then Bitsy sends them through her portals where the Butcher waits on the other side with a more comprehensive medical team. And Theodore... Theodore''s been a very good emotional support dog. Love, Tina Day 230 Dear diary, There''s that eye in the sky again. It''s raining cause it cries. The thunder and lightning are it''s sobs and tears glinting in the light. The house is fully under water now. We''ve rescued all we could. Goodman says we have to move. It''s not safe here anymore. Luckily Bitsy''s nice enough to let us stay in her boat. Said it''s the least she could do for me. I don''t know why she''s so kind.But I made sure to let her know she''s appreciated.Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. When we stopped by the school to rescue Ms. Birch, she gave us two chickens. Now we''ve got a renewable source of protein and two more mouths to feed. We dropped Ms. Birch off at Poppy''s hill and I said goodbye to everyone. This is probably the last time I''ll see them cause the Butcher''s teleporting them to somewhere safe. The rain doesn''t look like it''ll stop anytime soon. Love, Tina Day 231 Dear diary, The storm is really putting us through the wringer. I haven''t got any sea legs and the gut bugs got me. I''ve been puking into a bucket inside a windowless room because Goodman''s afraid I''d go overboard. I don''t think I''m cut out to be a boat captain, or a pirate, or just generally being on a boat for long periods of time. Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. Theodore meanwhile is loving the sea. He''s gone overboard so much I think I might be a legendary angler in a couple days if I keep having to fish him out of the water. Love, Tina Day 232 Dear diary, Theodore''s acting weird. Whatever thing is in the water is probably not good for him. Gina''s not really sure what''s wrong with him but she''s given him a drip and now he''s stuck with me.The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. I''m not really sure what''s going on up at the deck, but I bet it''s nothing good. The constant yelling and swearing clued me in. Also we nearly sunk the ship today. We ran into a huge hunk of ice and nearly recreated the tragedy of the Titanic. I barely managed to patch the hole in time with a lucky wave of my magic stick. Magic is really cool. Love, Tina Day 233 Dear diary, You know how I told you that Theodore was acting weird yesterday? Well, he''s grown a tail. I mean he always had a tail but like, the lower half of his body turned into some sort of fish tail. I was right to doubt the water. It turns dogs into mermaids.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. Not only has he got a tail, he''s started talking again. Again? I don''t know why I said again, but Theodore definitely can''t talk. He''s not supposed to talk. He''s a dog. Well, I guess he''s a mer-dog now. But like, Really?! I might have accidentally drunk some of that water too cause I''m definitely seeing stuff. Love, Tina Day 234 Dear diary, Theodore turned into a full on fish person so we''re keeping him in a makeshift fish tank made out of wine barrels. Goodman is really sad because he lost his gym and Gina is also really sad cause she lost her clinic. And her house! What''s the point of owning property if you can''t take it with you at the end of the world?This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Bitsy really had the brightest idea of buying a magical boat. Because if the world floods you can just hop on and you''re good. It''s turned foggy after all that rain and thunder. I feel like this happened before but my head hurts. Also the chickens are still chickens. They laid eggs and we had omelette for breakfast. Love, Tina Day 235 Dear diary, We''ve been drifting in the fog for a long time. Theodore is still a mer-dog, sometimes he tries to talk to me but all I can hear is hissing. He doesn''t even go woof anymore. It''s sad, I wan''t my doggy back.A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. I''m still getting sea sick and Gina is too. The winds have stopped and the waters are calm so it''s bearable for now. Goodman''s got his head buried in magical tomes searching for Theodore''s cure. So far he hasn''t got much luck. Bitsy is making sure we all live. Sometimes, when I''m not puking my guts out, she teaches me how to steer the boat. Love, Tina Day 236 Dear diary, The fogs gotten even thicker to the point where we can''t see anything in front of us. Goodman is still combing through the tomes in Bity''s library but he hasn''t found anything that could help Theodore.This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. Bitsy''s anchored the ship cause of the poor visibility so she''s been hanging out with us in the cabin. I asked her if she can teach me space magic but she said that I''m better at it than her. But I''ve never done space magic? I feel like she just doesn''t want to teach me... It''s okay though I don''t need space magic to be awesome. Love, Tina Day 237 Dear diary, There''s been a breakthrough. It''s nothing good though. We have to find Theodore''s one true love...This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. How? We''re in the middle of the sea hidden within the fog with no way out. What is love anyway? do favourite food''s count? I mean, I love food. But is that enough to break a curse? We could try walking Theodore! He loves his walks! I''m such a genius... But Theodore can''t walk anymore. He''s got that tail instead of his legs. Why do curses even have to be a thing? Love, Tina Day 238 Dear diary, Operation find Theodore''s true love is on. First order of business is getting out of this fog, but that''s kinda impossible right now so we''re changing gears. New mission, find out what Theodore likes.If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. If we know what Theodore likes, then maybe we''ll have a clue to find what he loves! I brought him a chicken. He did not like the chicken. They fought and Theodore lost. Why would he even pick a fight with a chicken when he can''t reach it cause he''s stuck in a barrel? I dunno and he won''t say. I''m gonna bring him some sausages next. Love, Tina Day 239 Dear diary, This is impossible. I might as well just wish for a miracle and I''ve got more chance of that happening than finding Theodore''s true love. Goodman''s back to looking for a different cure cause I told him maybe there''s more than just one way to cure a curse. Also the boat is moving again, there''s a massive tentacle that breached the surface and that spooked everyone. There''s some sort of monster in the deep, probably a kraken.Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. Gina''s made herself busy preparing a bunch of medicine just in case something happens. Love, Tina Day 240 Dear diary, I feel like we''re going on circles. Everyday I wake up, look outside and see the sea. I go up to the bridge and talk with Bitsy, then Gina calls us to eat. We have the same thing everyday, beans and toast. Soon the food is going to run out but we''re still stuck in this boat. Well, this foggy puddle of water.Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings. I check up on Theodore and he''s still a mer-dog. I check on the chickens and they''re still chickens. Then I look up at the sky and there''s an eye staring back at me. Love, Tina Day 241 Dear diary, Goodman threw Theodore overboard then jumped right after him. Gina''s crying in her room and Bitsy is busy consoling her. Why did Goodman jump into the water? Did he want to find Theodore''s true love? How did he know they could find it in the sea?Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. I''m sure Goodman will come back to us. I''ve left a trail of rice grains in the water but they keep sinking. They''ll use it to find us. When they finally come back Theodore will have found his true love and returned to normal. I''m sure of it. Goodman does things for a reason. They will be back. They have to. Love, Tina Day 242 Dear diary, The eye came down and I could see under the water. It calls to me. I swear I heard Goodman telling me to jump in. I was about to but then Bitsy pulled me back. This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. When I try to go to sleep I hear hissing. It sounds a lot like Theodore, and it keeps telling me to go into the water. I should jump in the water. I shouldn''t jump in the water. Gina''s locked herself in her room. We had bread with some canned soup for food. I- I''m gonna go for a swim. Love, Tina Day 243 Dear diary, Where are we? I don''t remember how I got here but I jumped in the water and- and something grabbed me and started pulling me down. I couldn''t breathe and I- I did something. It''s on the verge of being remembered but it''s stuck, like something''s purposely blocking it from me.If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Like, why are you here? I didn''t bring you with me when I jumped. I think we''re in a cave somewhere beneath the sea. There''s sharp rocks above us that''s dripping water into a puddle that light''s up briefly with each drop. This cave seems to be really deep, whenever I look in the dark I hear someone calling to me. Love, Tina Day 244 Dear diary, We''re going in circles. I keep on ending up at the same place. Every time I pass by the puddle I feel like the drips are falling faster. It feels like I''m being chased, but I can''t see my chaser. I ran away from it for a while but nothing''s gotten me yet. We just keep on going in circles. Whatever this thing is it''s messing with my head.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. I''m really tired and I want to sleep. But I''m scared of that thing in the dark. But I can''t keep on going like this. I''ll stay by the puddle where the light is and take a nap. I''ll see you in a bit. Wish me luck. Love, Tina Day 245 Dear diary, I woke up in the water. I must have rolled over in my sleep. Luckily the puddle wasn''t deep enough to drown in. The water was warm and it''s made my hair and nails glow in the dark. Which is really cool and now I can see in front of me.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. Also, I figured out why we were going in circles. The main tunnel leads back to here. It''s basically just a big circle, with branching tunnels that we didn''t go into. I went inside one of the branching tunnels and I found my magic stick stabbed into a rock. When I pulled it out the walls crumbled and now I''m back by the puddle. But I''m not sure if it''s the same one. Love, Tina Day 246 Dear diary, I followed the hissing voice down one of the tunnels. My hair is still glowing but I''ve been using two balls of light to see. One leads the way and the other follows behind. I don''t like the darkness, I feel like I''m going to get swallowed up if I stay in it. When I got lost without a light, I could hear breathing behind me and it was getting closer and closer. That things still following me but it won''t step into the light.The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. This tunnel I''m in is going down deeper into someplace. There''s a slope that''s getting steeper and I feel like I''ll have trouble climbing out of here if I go any further. But I have to follow the voices to see where they lead. Love, Tina Day 247 Dear diary, The tunnel got so steep it turned into a slide and I had to shimmy my way down. I''m inside a really pink room right now. All the furniture''s massive and there''s a giant sleeping in the bed. I''ve hidden myself behind some books on a bookshelf because the tunnel I came out off disappeared.Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. At least I''ve lost that monster in the dark. But now I''m in some giants room that really likes pink. Like, it''s so pink in here. The floor''s pink, the books, the ceiling, the bed, everything''s pink. I still have no clue where Theodore and Goodman are. Love, Tina Day 248 Dear diary, I''m scared that this might be my last entry. The giant immediately found me when it woke up. My glowing hair gave me away. I thought I was hiding pretty well but no. That giant could immediately tell there was something off about its room. I was caught immediately and put into this jail.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. I don''t know what it wants to do with me. I''m scared that I''m only alive because it got distracted by another giant and left me behind. I''ve tried to escape but these pink bars are immune from fireball. I''ll try dig my way out next. Love, Tina Day 249 Dear diary, My escape attempt was an utter failure and now, I''m pink too. I escaped the cage she put me in but she caught me just as quickly. It was bad timing and bad luck. I blasted a hole through those pinks bars with my biggest fireball yet. Digging didn''t do anything and I got so angry, I channeled that anger into the spell and it made it really powerful.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. Being tiny sucks. I didn''t even make it off the table when the fire alarm went off and she came rushing back. With a wave of her hand she put out the fire and caught me too. Then I was dunked in some pink sludge and tossed in a warded container. Now, I''m really stuck. Love, Tina Day 250 Dear diary, I''m being moved. I hear muffled talking from outside. That giant girl must be getting rid of me. When someone opens the lid I''m gonna blind them with a flash and run away. I''ve been working on an invisibility spell but it isn''t really working how I want it to. I just turn into a blurry mess instead of going invisible but I hope it''s good enough to buy me some time to hide.The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. It''s gotten quiet outside. They must have left me... Oh no, what if no one opens the lid? Love, Tina Day 251 Dear diary, I don''t know the time and I don''t know how long it''s been since I was put in here. I didn''t keep count. If only I could teleport like Bitsy, then I wouldn''t even be stuck here right now. I wonder how they''re doing. Gina must be really upset that I jumped off the boat. Maybe they found Goodman and Theodore already...Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. I hear footsteps outside, it must be that pink giant. Maybe she''s here to let me out. I''m gonna setup that invisibility and flash spell. Love, Tina Day 252 Dear diary, I''m free! I jumped out the window after blinding that pink giant. It was surprisingly easy, I don''t know why she had an open window but I took my chance. I even flew a little!Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. Being tiny is pretty cool but also a big pain. The grass is like a forest and the bugs are massive. Also, I''m still pink! I tried to wash off the pink dye but it only got a little fainter, it might take a while before it''s fully gone. Like, I might need multiple showers to get it off. But there''s no showers here. Also, I can''t figure out how to cancel the messed up invisibility spell so I just look like a blurry pink thing. Love, Tina Day 253 Dear diary, I''m still in the pink giant''s lawn. Travelling as a tiny person is a nightmare. Also, I might have set an ant hill on fire, accidentally. I had no choice really. I fell down into one of their entrances and kinda over reacted.Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. I basically blew the ant hill apart and sent burning ant corpses everywhere. And I might have also set a patch of lawn on fire. Now I''m running away from the ants and hiding from the pink giant. She doesn''t look happy about her burn lawn. And the ants, they¡ª They have murder in their eyes. I really need a better mode of transportation. Love, Tina Day 254 Dear diary, Ladybug''s are great. I love ladybugs <3 I''ve cleared the pink giant''s lawn and now I''m in unknown territory. Ladybugs make great transportation if you''re tiny. Also, soldier ants are scary. They can fly! they must have caught my scent because they were chasing me for a while.If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. I managed to lose them because ladybugs are fast. When I find Theodore and Goodman I''m gonna make sure they get to ride one. Also, Bitsy was in my dream last night. She said something really important but I forgot what exactly, other than the fact that it''s really important. I''ll ask about it if she show''s up again tonight. Love, Tina Day 255 Dear diary, Pink is now my least favourite colour. The pink dye on my skin is not washing off. I''ve bathed like, three times already and I''m still pink. I fear I might be pink forever. A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation. Also, Bitsy showed up in my dream again. She keeps on telling me to go down. Where? I don''t know. But anyways I started digging. I found a secluded spot inside a tree hollow, so I didn''t have to worry about being seen. At first the ladybug that I hitched a ride on stayed for a while. But then it flew off. So I''m left to dig on my own. Love, Tina Day 256 Dear diary, I must be in some sort of park or something. I''ve seen giant people walking by and even walk giant dogs. The hole is slowly coming along. It''s really hard trying to dig up dirt when you''re tiny. But I''ve got my magic stick so I''m a pro at digging. Or maybe not. I just saw a dog dig up a massive hole in a couple minutes while I''ve spent the better part of my day digging and it''s nowhere near as deep. Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. Bitsy said I should jump in when I finish so I might as well do that now because it''s deep enough. Love, Tina Day 257 Dear diary, Holes are magic. Literally gates to other worlds. After I jumped in yesterday I fell for a long time. Which was weird because I didn''t dig that deep. Then I landed on top of Goodman. Luckily I was holding onto you otherwise I would lost you forever. Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Theodore''s been cured and his new girlfriend is kinda scary. I can''t believe they found his true love without me. Turns out Bitsy''s been in contact with Goodman this whole time. I probably should talk to others rather than jumping into conclusions and getting lost. But eh. Love, Tina Day 258 Dear diary, Gina screamed when she saw me. I totally forgot that I was still pink and kinda blurry. How did Goodman not panic when I fell on him yesterday? Maybe he''s just built different. Stolen story; please report. Also, I didn''t tell you this yesterday but Theodore''s girlfriend is a god. A fallen god to be precise. She''s uh... She''s really nice. But really scary at the same time. She helped break us out of the foggy place and I guess she''s staying with us now. I''m kinda scared. Just a little bit. I mean she is Theodore''s girlfriend but like... I dunno, there''s this pressure when I''m around her that makes me feel like my brains gonna go boom. Love, Tina Day 259 Dear diary, Bitsy''s either rich or a really powerful mage. Or maybe it''s a mixture of both. I dunno. I''ve finally learned Theodore''s girlfriend''s name but I don''t know how to say it correctly so I''m just calling her Doty. She shrunk down to roughly the same size as Theodore and transformed into a wolf. Her transformation sequence was really cool.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Now that we''re out of the fog, we have to find a new island or something. We can''t just stay on the boat and float aimlessly. Both Doty and Theodore need daily walks. And we don''t have the space. Love, Tina Day 260 Dear diary, There was that eye in the sky again but Doty shot a light beam out of her mouth and popped the thing. Very cool. We heard a really loud scream and then everything went still. Doty harrumphed and things started moving again. We even found an island to land on immediately after! She''s so cool. Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Theodore looked really smug right after too. I don''t know what she sees in him. Also, Bitsy is definitely rich. She pulled an RV out of nowhere and its inside is also warped by space magic to be bigger than it looks. Love, Tina Day 261 Dear diary, The RV is awesome. I get to sleep on the top bunk and I have to climb a ladder to get there. My blanket smells really nice and it''s warm too. And I have a lot of pillows! I have like, five all to myself and I don''t even need to share. It''s epic!Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. We have a kitchen in the RV and Bitsy said I could make as much popcorn as I want with the microwave. She''s so awesome. Bitsy is like my most favourite person ever. We even have a freezer that''s full of ice cream. Also the RV is big enough that Gina and Goodman can have their own rooms. Doty and Theodore share the living room. And Bitsy sleeps beneath my bunk. Love, Tina Day 262 Dear diary, Living with a god isn''t how I expected it would be. Doty is surprisingly normal, if you ignore the pressure that threatens to blow up your brain. The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. She acts like a big dog. She likes playing fetch, has the same obsession with smelling butts like Theodore, and her favourite food is sausage. She might look scary but she''s honestly harmless. Well, if you''re on her side that is. She also has a tendency to sneak up on you. I wanted to drink some water last night and when I turned around she was right behind me! Love, Tina Day 263 Dear diary, I was playing around with my magic stick when a portal opened up and dropped a live dinosaur in front of me. It ate the chickens that Ms. Birch gave us before we left and just sat down. It''s sleeping right now.Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. I froze up when it appeared and only screamed when it was already asleep. Luckily it didn''t wake up. Goodman was making the skewers for the barbecue when he heard me screaming. It was kinda funny watching him point a thin stick at a dinosaur. Everyone decided we should move our camping spot for the night so we''re moving now. Love, Tina Day 264 Dear diary, We had barbecue today and it was so good. The dinosaur even caught up with us. It''s weird that it isn''t hostile, but maybe it''s just scared of Doty? Bitsy, Goodman and Gina are having a meeting on what to do about it. While I get to play with Theodore and Doty. We''ve been playing fetch and it''s really funny watching Theodore struggle to fly while Doty is just zooming all over the place. Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. I wanted to fly to so Doty let me ride on her back. We flew above the dinosaur and it was screeching like a chicken. Love, Tina Day 265 Dear diary, The dinosaur''s been sent back to dinosaur land. Bitsy made a massive portal and we had to herd the dinosaur inside. When I say we I mean Doty. It was mostly Doty, I just sat on her back and cheered. I was basically there as emotional support. If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Also, Theodore got jealous of me! He looked so betrayed when I hopped off Doty and he was even crying a little. Sheesh, it''s not like I was stealing his girl friend or anything. Now that the dinosaur''s gone we can finally go back to the road trip! Love, Tina Day 266 Dear diary, This islands really weird. We just drove through a jungle and now were in a desert. There''s sand everywhere. We stopped by an oasis and now my shoes are full of sand. The outside of the RV is covered in sand. There''s sand in my bed. Heck, even you''re covered in sand. The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. Though that''s kinda my fault since I dropped you, but still! I don''t like sand. There was even sand in my rice cake. Doty and Theodore are covered in sand so the inside of the RV is also sandy because they keep bringing sand inside. Sand is evil. Love, Tina Day 267 Dear diary, I made a sand golem out of all the sand inside the RV. It walks around and collects all the loose sand into itself. It''s like a Roomba but better. It''s kinda cute too. This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. The sand is never ending it''s really annoying. Bitsy''s set up a decontamination zone by the entrance of the RV but somehow the sand still escapes. I swear this sand is intelligent, otherwise how does it keep appearing everywhere? I''m thinking of making more sand golems. Surely if I make enough of them I''ll stop finding sand in my blankets. Love, Tina Day 268 Dear diary, All this sand is driving me insane. I wanna burn down the RV and all those sand dunes outside. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. I''ll burn them all. This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. Love, Tina Day 269 Dear diary, My face hurts. Goodman slapped me after I started throwing fireballs everywhere yesterday. Turns out I got bit by the sand bug. No wonder I felt so annoyed and grumpy. You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. The sand bug is a kind of parasite that hijacks your brain and makes you hate sand. It''s pretty bad. It looks like a really long worm. Gina showed me the one she pulled out of my ears and it was like the length of my arm. I don''t even know how it fit in there. It''s really thin. Like thinner than a thread, thin. I can''t believe it was in my ear. Love, Tina Day 270 Dear diary, Everyone''s getting checked for the sand bug. A part of the desert turned into glass because of all the fireballs I was throwing around everywhere. I like the way it sparkles. Maybe I should try making glass jewellery...The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Anyway, because of the sand bug problem everybody is on high alert. No one expected mind control parasites to be in a desert but here we are. I''d hate to imagine Doty getting infected. We might all just get wiped off of the face of the planet. Nobody''s allowed outside now so it''s kind of cramped in the RV. Love, Tina Day 271 Dear diary, I feel like this desert is never ending. It''s been at least three days since we''ve been driving through here but all I can see in the horizon is more sand. Goodman made Bitsy destroy all my sand golems just in case there''s sand bugs in them. My face still hurts after he hit me, it''s even bruised up. Gina had to apply an ointment on it to prevent scaring. Though I don''t think you can scar after having a bruise.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. Goodman apologised to me already. But he''s really mean. I don''t think I can forgive him just yet. Love, Tina Day 272 Dear diary, It''s so hot that the RV''s tires melted. We''re waiting for night time to go outside because no one wants heatstroke. We still have plenty of cold water and ice cream in the freezers. But we''re quickly running out of meat because Doty eats a lot of it.Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. Maybe I should try summoning cows. Then we can have plenty of steak for everyone. I''m gonna go ask Bitsy to teach me summoning magic. When I''m good enough I''ll summon a ton of cakes, biscuits, and milk. Then we''ll have a tea party! I want to eat something sweet. Love, Tina Day 273 Dear diary, The tires are fixed and we''re moving again. Bitsy agreed to teach me summoning but she looked at me weirdly for a while. I think she was judging me. It almost felt like she was confused and was like, "Why do you need my help? Summoning is obviously basic magic." She didn''t say that exactly but that''s basically the vibes.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! You know vibes? I don''t either. I heard Goodman use it before and it felt right to describe the vibes. I don''t think I''m using it right. I want to eat steak. Love, Tina Day 274 Dear diary, I was meant to be summoning cows but a bunch of dinosaurs appeared instead. Bitsy is a really good teacher. Or maybe I''m just a summoning prodigy. It felt like I''ve been summoning things for a while, but perhaps that familiarity led me to be a bit cocky.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. This is the second time in my life that I''ve had to run away from dinosaurs inside an RV. At least the meat problem is not a problem anymore. I could even see Doty practically drooling at the oversized chickens that fell from the sky. I guess I need more practice. Love, Tina Day 275 Dear diary, Take two of summoning cows was a success. Gina just finished butchering one of them and Goodman''s already preparing the grill. We''re finally having steak tonight! Yay!If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. Of the ten cows I summoned, Doty already ate nine. She has such a big appetite she must have starving this couple days only eating bits of frozen meat and a dinosaur. I need to work harder so Doty can eat all she wants. A fallen god''s still a god after all. And maybe if she gets more worship she might grow more powerful. An even stronger Doty means we''ll be safer against what the world throws at us next. Love, Tina Day 276 Dear diary, Despite all our precautions somehow Theodore still got the sand bug. He made a complete mess inside the RV when he went berserk. I thought he was just being his goofy self but then he started to nip at everyone who passed by him. He was easily subdued by Doty but the fact that Theodore could be affected means there''s a chance Doty could get it too. Unauthorized tale usage: if you spot this story on Amazon, report the violation. If Doty goes berserk I''m scared of what will happen to us. Gina''s tightened the quarantine procedures again. Now no one''s allowed outside unless absolutely necessary. Love, Tina Day 277 Dear diary, We''ve been chasing after a mirage for a while now. Well, I think it''s a mirage but Goodman and Bitsy are convinced it''s a real Oasis. Whenever we reach the crest of a sand dune it looks like we''re nearly there. But we''ve gone past three dunes already and the Oasis still looks like we''re nearly there. That''s why I''m convinced it''s a mirage. You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. Also Doty''s fallen asleep. She''s slept for most of the day already. I don''t know why but I feel really uneasy. I tried to waker her up but she''s just snoring away. And Theodore doesn''t want anyone getting near her either. He''s so possessive sometimes. Love, Tina Day 278 Dear diary, I guess I''m too much of a skeptic. We reached the Oasis and there''s water but we''re not drinking from that puddle because we have plenty of water. Goodman''s convinced that this Oasis is the key to leaving this desert. I''ll be happy if we actually get to leave, I''m tired of dealing with sand. Doty''s still sleeping soundly. I wish I could sleep soundly. I''m too paranoid because of the sand bugs. I can''t believe that thing was in my ear.Support creative writers by reading their stories on Royal Road, not stolen versions. Even now I get this urge to just blow stuff up. I know it''s bad but like, I can''t help it. Love, Tina Day 279 Dear diary, Goodman was right. The Oasis was the key to leaving the desert. But now we''re inside a walled city hidden beneath the sand. They have magic here and people are just using it casually like it''s a normal ability to have. They also raise the sand bugs, they say it helps amplify their magic. Those wormlike things are flying freely out there. I don''t want to leave the RV but we''ve been invited to a feast.This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon. Apparently there''s a festival going on this week to celebrate the birth of their god. I''m gonna stuff my ears with cotton and hope none of those bugs get into me. Love, Tina Day 280 Dear diary, I''ve got a hunch that some of these people are definitely possessed. Scratch that. I just saw someone stuff a bug down their throat. These people are definitely not normal. I pretended I had a tummy ache and went back to the RV. Gina, Bitsy and Goodman are way too busy playing nice with the mayor. I''ve told them multiple times that these people are sus but they''re not listening to me. The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. What should I do? What if they turn into possessed people too? Doty isn''t even awake so I can''t talk to anyone about this. Not that she would have spoken to me but still. I might have to learn how to drive by myself and somehow rescue the others. But maybe they''ll be fine? Love, Tina Day 281 Dear diary, Everyone''s back safely. I was kinda dreading having to drive the RV and break them out of jail or something. Luckily I didn''t have to cause I would have probably crashed and destroyed everything. The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement. Goodman stays we should stay here for a couple days to witness the birth of their god. Which I immediately was like, NO! why would we stay for something that sounds like big trouble? But of course nobody listened to me. Oh, and I''m pretty sure we''re stuck here for now cause nobody knows where the exit is. Sigh, I hope Doty wakes up and busts us out of here soon. Love, Tina Day 282 Dear diary, The festivities are in full swing. I''m having a hard time coming up with excuses for why I can''t attend. I don''t think they''ll believe the excuse that I have explosive diarrhoea for much longer. I''ve managed to convince Bitsy to stay in the RV with me but Gina and Goodman are too stubborn. This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. Bitsy did tell me that they''re going out there to find a way out of here but that doesn''t mean I have to like it. I just hope the next time we see them they''re not possessed by the sand bugs. Love, Tina Day 283 Dear diary, Goodmans got bit by the sand bug. What a surprise! Who am I kidding I saw that coming a mile away. Gina made it back safely but Goodmans gotten tangled up with the sacrificial committee. And now he''s a sacrifice for their new god. I''ve tried my best to wake up Doty but alas. No luck. I guess we''ll have to leave Goodman here. This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. Is what I told the random person that knocked on our door. But we''re secretly going to rescue him of course. But first we have to wake up Doty. Or else we''re really gonna have to leave him behind for real. Love, Tina Day 284 Dear diary, Doty woke up. But that''s not a good thing. You know the new god that these people are waiting for? Turns out it''s Doty. Theodore was devastated when she left him behind in the RV. Goodman somehow became her attendant and I am so confused right now now. Bitsy and Gina don''t seem surprised at all. Am I missing something?Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. Well, now that this whole got thing is a non issue maybe we''ll find a way out of this desert sooner rather than later. Problem is Theodore''s really sad. Like, so sad he''s not eating and just moping about. It''s not like they broke up, or did they? Love, Tina Day 285 Dear diary, There''s so many sand bugs outside that we can''t even leave the RV even if we wanted to. They''ve been swarming around Doty on top of her new throne. I just hope she doesn''t get drunk on the power of being worshipped and totally forget about us.Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. I''ve seen her talking to Goodman and they''re gathering everyone bellow the altar. They''re probably planning something big. Bitsy and Gina are planning something big too. They''ve given Theodore something that made him really buff. He''s more energetic now compared to yesterday but I can still see the sadness in his eyes. It''s like he''s in a perpetual state of torment. I don''t know how to help him. Love, Tina Day 286 Dear diary, Does it still count as a lover''s spat if said lovers consist of two biologically enhanced lifeforms fighting for dominance over a group of worshippers? Anyway, buff Theodore surprisingly held up pretty well against Doty. He made such a good distraction that Gina could easily nab Goodman from under their noses, and even had time to slap the living daylights out of him. I meant, extract the sand bugs that embedded themselves into his skin.This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. It was honestly gross. I don''t think I could ever look at him the same way ever again. I guess it''s pretty traumatic to see mind altering parasites burst out of your uncles orifices and pores. I honestly want to burn this place down. Like, genuinely. Love, Tina Day 287 Dear diary, Fire ball is the best spell ever. I love Fire ball, but I think Fire-nado might be my new favourite spell. It''s just so beautiful twirling around and leaving a trail of glorious destruction in its wake. I love it. Doty and Theodore''s lover''s spat drew the attention of the real sand bug god. It looks like a house centipede grew wings and rolled around someone''s glitter drawer. It''s very shiny and unsettling to look at. Now all three of them are fighting each other. The ground shakes whenever one of them falls down and Theodore''s grown even bigger than yesterday. He''s almost the size of the RV!If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. But he''s still small compared to Doty and the sand god. Love, Tina Day 288 Dear diary, Doty and Theodore are losing! The ceilings collapsing and Goodman is in a coma. We are so doomed. Or not. Bitsy just pressed a button that turned the RV into a space ship. Now we''re actually contributing to the fight. Well, Bitsy is. I need to go help Gina stabilise Theodore.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. The RV, or is it the spaceship now? Anyway, Bitsy just shot a barrage of lasers into the Sand bug god and it''s chasing us now. Theodore is suspended in the Spaceship ray thing that''s meant to suck him up into the med bay but it''s not working fast enough so Gina''s tied a rope around him and we''re hauling him up as fast as we can. Gina just yelled at me to focus so bye. Love, Tina Day 289 Dear diary, We somehow managed to pull Theodore inside before the ceiling broke and covered everything in sand. Bitsy flew us out of there and she even managed to nab the rampaging Doty. We''re keeping her in stasis right now and she''s just preserved in the light beam that''s supposed to take her up to the Med bay because she''s too big to fit inside.The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Once Doty was out of the way, Bitsy just dropped payload after payload of bombs into the newly opened hole of doom. It was kinda pretty watching the sand melt and turn to glass only for another payload to drop and explode everything all over again. Love, Tina Day 290 Dear diary, Am I a terrorist? I can''t help but think I''m one. We just bombed someone''s home, probably killed their god, let loose two enhanced magical lifeforms into their streets, and then flew away in a spaceship. But I didn''t plan on any of this happening so does it still count as terrorism?This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it. Sigh. I''m just not gonna bother thinking for a while ''cause my head hurts. We''re in space right now. Or well, at least I think we''re in space. Bitsy didn''t really elaborate, she just said we''re going off planet for a while. Love, Tina Day 291 Dear diary, The inside of this spaceship looks a lot like the RV but more techy and futuristic. I''ve been tripping on random wires on the floor and sometimes I bring the electricity down with me. It''s a good thing that Bitsy has backup power installed because we would be dead by now with how often I''ve been taking down the power.This book is hosted on another platform. Read the official version and support the author''s work. Also, we''ve finally managed to bring Doty inside the ship. Bitsy''s parked us on the dark side of the moon to hide from the eyes. I''ve never realised that space could be so... busy? There''s a lot of "people" here. Ships, really. I don''t know if there''s anyone inside. Love, Tina Day 292 Dear diary, Goodman''s awake. He doesn''t clearly remember being parasitised by those sand bugs. And that''s like, really Lucky. I wish I could scrub the image of wriggling wormlike things bursting out of his pores out of my brain. I can''t help but puke my guts out whenever I remember it. I think I need therapy.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. Gina is deworming Doty right now. I''m supposed to help her but I genuinely can''t stand in the same room as those things. So Bitsy''s helping her instead, and I''ve been put on guard duty. Which is shorthand for stare out of the window in boredom. Love, Tina Day 293 Dear diary, Turns out staring out the window isn''t as boring as I thought it would be. I just saw a kidnapping play out before me. Someone was doing a spacewalk to repair a huge hole on their spaceship when another spaceship pulled up right next to them and just sucked them in with a light beam. Crazy.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. No wonder Bitsy insisted that we don''t go outside ever. Doty''s been successfully dewormed and Theodore is already all over her. It''s hard to believe they were fighting each other a couple days ago when they''re acting all lovey-dovey now. Love, Tina Day 294 Dear diary, Space is vast and I''m an alien. I''m an alien... Er, nothings changed. But I''m technically an alien on the moon. And you''re also an alien on the moon. Everyone''s an alien on the moon. No one lives on the moon.A case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. So who''s all these people? There''s people living on the moon so that makes me an alien and everyone on this ship an alien. Unless all those people out there are also aliens. Gosh, I sound like I''ve gone crazy. But you have to understand diary, I''m an alien now. I''ve never been an alien before. Isn''t being an alien kinda special? Love, Tina Day 295 Dear diary, I''m bored. I wanna go outside but I can''t go outside cause, "Sorry, Tina we don''t have space suits that can fit you. You''re too small." Is what Bitsy said. I tried to convince her that, since I''m an alien now. I can safely go outside without a space suit. Aliens don''t need spacesuits do they? Aliens walk in space naked most of the time, at least in the books they do. Since I''m an alien I can just walk outside naked and I''ll be fine. Not that I''ll actually walk outside naked.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there. I just meant I don''t need to wear a space suit. I''ll wear my normal clothes and I''ll be fine cause I''m an alien. I''m not a pervert. Love, Tina Day 296 Dear diary, I told Theodore that he was an alien and he melted into goop. What does that mean? I don''t know. I scooped him up into a bowl and gave it to Gina. She''s doing an autopsy on it now. Also I haven''t seen Doty anywhere today. No Goodman too. I wanted to ask Bitsy about it but she kicked me out of the engine room. She said that I''m too clumsy to be in there. Maybe she''s hiding Goodman and Doty in there?The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. Is it my fault that I''m clumsy? Or is it all the wires all over the places fault that I''m so clumsy? Is clumsiness an inherent trait of aliens? I wasn''t so clumsy before. Love, Tina Day 297 Dear diary, I found another Theodore in the walk in fridge. He also turned into goop. This has happened twice now and Gina is still not sure what the goop is. I also don''t know where the real Theodore is. I doubt the goop is the real Theodore. It must be an actual alien.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. But why turn into goop in my presence? Am I that scary? I asked Gina if I was scary and she laughed at me. She said I was too adorable to be scary. And not gonna lie, I kinda agree. Don''t you think I''m very cute and loveable and adorable and pretty? I''m not scary at all. Love, Tina Day 298 Dear diary, Bitsy finally came out of the engine room with Goodman, Doty and Theodore. I don''t get why they could help but I couldn''t. I mean, I''m pretty helpful. I fixed my nightlight once and it nearly set the house on fire...Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Maybe Bitsy was right. I''m not very good with technology. Also Gina finally found out what those goopy stuff are. They''re apparently mimic slimes that''s been feasting on Theodore''s biological matter. Mostly his fur and other dribbles of snot and saliva. Lucky we found them early. We could have had an infestation and we wouldn''t even know about it until it was too late. Love, Tina Day 299 Dear diary, We definitely have a mimic slime infestation. I just poured water into my favourite cup and it turned into goop. I tried all the other cups and they turned into goop too. I''m guessing Mimic slimes are weak to water.Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! I told Bitsy about the Mimic slime infestation and their weakness but that just made things worse. Now there''s multiple copies of everyone running around. I guess I might have told the queen mimic slime that was pretending to be Bitsy about the eradication plan instead of the real Bitsy. To be fair, I thought the little crown she wore was a fashion statement. Love, Tina Day 300 Dear diary, I know she''s probably going to hate me for this but I have a plan. I already told one of the Bitsy''s and she agreed, so the real Bitsy can''t say I didn''t ask for permission first.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. So the plan goes like this, I use fireball to trigger the space ships fire suppression systems and drench everything in water. The water is going to turn all the mimic slimes into goop and I''ll gather the real version of everyone in the med bay. Then from the Med bay we''ll set up our safe zone and proceed with the mimic slime eradication plan! I''m a genius. Love, Tina Day 301 Dear diary, Sometimes my genius scares me. I''ve successfully identified and retrieved the real version of everyone at the expense of the kitchen. I miscalculated a little and made a bigger fireball than what I wanted. It''s too bad we can''t cook food but we have plenty of frozen stuff in the freezers and one working microwave so it''s not too bad.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. Bitsy doesn''t like microwaved food though. I have a feeling she''s mad at me... I apologised, she said I was forgiven. I have trouble believing her for some reason. I promise to do better in the future. Love, Tina Day 302 Dear diary, I tried to microwave an egg and it exploded. I''ve now been banned from cooking anything and using the microwave. Now I have to ask someone to heat up the milk if I want some hot chocolate. Not cool.Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. We''ve been busy cleaning up the goop off the floor, walls and ceilings. I''m not sure if mimic slime goop is safe to eat but Theodore and Doty seem fine after licking them up. It would be kinda funny if they turned into slime mutants though. But there''s no way that''s gonna happen. Love, Tina Day 303 Dear diary, I shouldn''t have said what I said yesterday. Turns out mimic slime goop is not safe for dogs. Nor for eating in general. Theodore and Doty have become hosts for the mimic slimes and they''ve been barfing up more copies of the mimic slimes faster than we can get rid of them. They''ve been temporarily kicked out of the space ship while Gina comes up with a way to safely get rid of the slimes from their bodies.The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. They''re staying in little island surrounded by a moat right now. Goodman and Bitsy built it with the help of the local aliens. It''s not fair, I wan''t to go outside too but I don''t have a space suit. Love, Tina Day 304 Dear diary, I had a great idea after having a cry yesterday. I''m thinking of making a water golem patrol unit to keep any future mimic slime infestation at bay. The book on safety that Bitsy gave me as reading material said that preventative measures are better than reactionary protocols. And it''s genius!This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Preventing a disaster from happening is much better than mopping up the mess left after it already ran its course. So far I''ve made one water golem. It''s basically just a ball of water kept together by a neural matrix imbedded into a glass bead. It''s kinda ironic how it looks like a mimic slime but it''s actually the mimic slimes biggest weakness. Love, Tina Day 305 Dear diary, The slime patrol officially has two members! Gina''s helping me make the water golems more durable because they''re prone to turning into a puddle of water. We''ve added a semipermeable membrane that helps with keeping the water golems in shape.Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Gina also slightly altered the water chemistry to make it more viscous. Now the water golems look even more like the mimic slimes. Maybe it''s more apt to call them water slimes? I''ve also improved the mana channels in their neural matrixes so they''re not as prone to sudden death from a lack of energy. The increased efficiency should improve their autonomy. Love, Tina Day 306 Dear diary, My water golems are working! We did some tests to see if they would successfully dissolve the mimic slime goop and they did. They did it so well that there''s not even residue left behind. Gina''s thinking they might even make great helpers when she''s doing a surgery, sometimes blood gets everywhere and it''s always a pain to clean up afterwards.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. For them to actually work as she want''s them too, I need to reprogram their neural matrix so they can suction up liquids. They''d work like mops but better! I won''t even have to mop stuff up, they''d do it by themselves. Love, Tina Day 307 Dear diary, Gina''s finished the antidote for Doty and Theodore even though she was helping me with my golems. She''s so much more capable than me... In the future, I''ll be just as, if not more capable than Gina. When I told Goodman that he just said, "uhuh." Sometimes I wish he could be more supportive but I understand that he''s stressed.Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. He''s stayed outside with Bitsy to contain the spread of the mimic slimes and play diplomat with our alien neighbours. It must have been hard on him. I don''t even understand what they''ve been yelling about but it sounds like hard work to yell at people all day. Love, Tina Day 308 Dear diary, The antidote is taking a while. Everyone is gathering outside the ship to watch Theodore and Doty puke out slimes. I even saw them set up a betting ring. Poor doggies. I''ve been working on improving my water golems to the standards that Gina needs them to be. The medical golems are more complicated than regular water golems so I don''t consider them the same thing.Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon. The medical golems are more robust and they can suck up more viscous liquid. Unlike the water golem they''re able to funnel the absorbed liquid and keep their size the same instead of ballooning into a massive ball of wet stuff. Love, Tina Day 309 Dear diary, Doty and Theodore are finally cured. Bitsy praised me for making the water golems and cleaning up the mess I made. It was pretty nice.Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. Now that Theodore and Doty are recovering well. Bitsy is planning to leave the moon soon. She said we made too much noise and all the aliens are mad at us. They''re basically kicking us off the rock. She also said we''re going to her main base. I asked her where that was and she said in the middle of a volcano. I hope that volcano isn''t active anymore because I am not fireproof. Love, Tina Day 310 Dear diary, We nearly crashed into an asteroid at take off, luckily Bitsy was able to dodge it in time. Space is really dangerous, if you don''t pay attention then you''re gonna get squished by an asteroid or fly into the sun. Not fun.Love this story? Find the genuine version on the author''s preferred platform and support their work! Also I got really motion sick and puked on the floor. My water golems immediately helped me clean it up so it didn''t get everywhere. They''re so handy I should make more of them. We''re in warp drive right now. Bitsy said we might be in warp for a while because her base is far away. I wonder what it''s like living in a volcano? Love, Tina Day 311 Dear diary, I looked out of the window and had a mini panic attack. I don''t know why. It just felt like I was looking at something I''m not meant to be looking at. It''s similar to that feeling of dread whenever I look up at the eye in the sky. But we''re not even in a planet right now, and there''s no eye looking at me. Unless all those shiny stuff out there are eyes, that would be pretty creepy.Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. Honestly everyone''s been feeling restless and on edge lately. Maybe it''s affecting me somehow. Bitsy said that we only have a day left in warp and we should arrive at her base. I wan''t to get out of this ship soon. Love, Tina Day 312 Dear diary, My water slimes make great pillows, they''re nice and cool and refreshing. What''s not to love? I''m suffering from a really bad headache right now. Gina said it might be a side effect of staying in warp for so long when I haven''t built up a tolerance for it. Bitsy never said anything about building up a tolerance though. Hopefully it''ll go away when we get to the volcano.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I''ve had enough of porridge, I want something more tasty. A cottage pie would be nice, but we don''t have any meat left because Doty ate everything already. I want bread. Love, Tina Day 313 Dear diary, We crashed into the volcano, it wasn''t fun. The space ship is totalled and it can''t be used anymore. Bitsy says she has another one so we don''t have to worry about it. I didn''t know Bitsy was rich like that. Nobody got injured in the crash which is really lucky. Even my water slimes came out unscathed, I totally thought they''d burst upon impact.Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Bitsy''s volcano base is pretty cool though. There''s a hot springs resort with mana enriched baths that help with recovery and boosts mana capacity. It''s really popular too. Bitsy was kind enough to let us use the fanciest rooms with personal baths. She''s honestly an angel. Do you want to get in the bath diary? Love, Tina Day 314 Dear diary, Hot springs are the best. I''d honestly float in one all day if I was allowed to. I had a really fancy breakfast today, there were so many little dishes served in tiny plates. I liked the seafood salad the best and the fried mackerel was nice too. After breakfast I went for a walk with Doty and Theodore. The mountain trail was really pretty and the wind felt nice against my skin. Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. I thought it would be really hot in a volcano but surprisingly it''s more a like a mountain. There''s no flowing lava everywhere and there''s tons of plants. I even saw a tree with purple leaves. It was very pretty. Love, Tina Day 315 Dear diary, Bitsy has a secret evil lair! There''s a hidden elevator inside a secret room in the hot spring inn. It''s got a really complex obfuscation ward that hides it from prying eyes. Not even the staff know about that room. There''s also a password and a retina scan to call the elevator up. So if somebody managed to find the room they won''t get immediate access to the elevator.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. The ride itself is pretty boring and takes a while. Bitsy said it''s part of the security protocol, she said something about infiltrations but I wasn''t listening at that point. I was too busy staring at a literal mountain of treasure a couple steps away from the elevator door. There was so much a dragon would have been drooling at the sight of it. Love, Tina Day 316 Dear diary, Bitsy took us on a tour today. She has multiple factories set up in here making batteries and a bunch of magical components. It''s all fully automised and she uses Earth golems as the maintenance team. I wonder if I could use my water golems in a factory setting...Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. Anyway, beneath the massive cavern with the hoard is a portal gate array that leads to a lot of places. When I asked her why she had so many portal coordinates she said she was looking for someone. I wished her luck and she laughed for a long time. It''s not even a regular laugh, she laughed like one of those evil villains in Gina''s telenovela''s. I was honestly sweating bullets, but that might have just been from the ambient heat. It''s much warmer inside a volcano than outside one after all. Love, Tina Day 317 Dear diary, Goodman''s fallen in love with the hot springs, he''s always in one nowadays. Gina''s even grown jealous of the hot springs, it''s a mess. I asked Goodman if I could go adventuring with Bitsy and he agreed immediately. I thought he''d make a fuss or something, I don''t really know. Maybe I was just a burden to him and now that he''s find someone else to take care of me he doesn''t have a problem with letting me go...The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation. Wow, that was kinda sad. It doesn''t really bother me much though. I think Goodman just wants to have some alone time with Gina. Same with Theodore and Doty. Honestly, adventuring with Bitsy sounds way more fun than being a third wheel. Love, Tina Day 318 Dear diary, We''re going camping tomorrow. Bitsy said there''s going to be a waterfall on the way. It''s only going to be us two so I''m taking pictures to show Goodman and Gina. The place we''re going has really pretty scenery, it''s going to be fun. If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. It''s pretty far though so it''s going to be a bit of a road trip. The car we''re taking has really big wheels and it can even go on water! Bitsy said we might have to cross a lake with it. Also, I get to sleep on a rooftop tent! I''m definitely going to spend the night looking at stars. Love, Tina Day 319 Dear diary, Road trip time! I took so many pictures of the water fall and we even went past a rainbow. Bitsy said I have talent to be a photographer. There were so many pretty flowers on our way to the campsite I couldn''t help but take photos of them too. We set up a campfire and roasted some marshmallows on them. Bitsy even taught me how to make smores. The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. I love smores! they''re like my new favourite food. Melted chocolate with hot marshmallows squished between two yummy biscuits is like, food for the gods. I can''t believe I''m only having them now. It''s too bad I can''t have them every day. Love, Tina Day 320 Dear diary, We drove on top of the water! it took forever though... I think it would have taken less time had we gone around the lake instead of through it. Cars don''t drive well on water and they''re not meant to be on water in the first place!If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. It was still worth it though. After we crossed the lake Bitsy took me to a fancy steak house. The steak was nice but the Mac and cheese was the best Mac and cheese I''ve ever had ever. It was so good that Bitsy asked for the recipe. Too bad the chef said it was top secret. I''m definitely going to be telling Gina and Goodman about this place. We might even bring everyone here sometime. It''s that good. Love, Tina Day 321 Dear diary, These past few days were so much fun. I think camping might be my new favourite activity. There''s just something that calms me down while sitting in front of a campfire and looking up at the stars. The world is big and scary but sometimes it''s really beautiful. I wish I could''ve shared such a peaceful time with everyone.If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. I feel like we''ve been running away from a lot of things lately. Things I don''t fully understand. Things that are probably bigger than me, more important than me. Sometimes it''s just nice to unwind and not worry so much. Love, Tina Day 322 Dear diary, The trip back to the hot spring resort went by quick. I wished I could have spent more time camping. Strangely I felt much safer in the forest than I''ve been anywhere for a long time. It felt like home, or a friend that''s welcoming me back after a long journey. I miss it already.This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. We stopped by the steak house and ordered some of their legendary mac and cheese. Bitsy said the chef at the hot springs might be able to recreate it if we brought some samples. I barely managed to save some before Goodman and Gina ate everything. Hopefully the chef can recreate it cause it''s really good. I''m craving some right now for reals. Love, Tina Day 323 Dear diary, I''ve been craving ice cream since yesterday but the ice cream I want is sold out. I could just eat a different ice cream but it just won''t be the same. So even if I want ice cream I don''t eat the ice cream. Gina said that was weird but that''s because she doesn''t know anything. Sometimes you just wan''t that one thing and only that one thing. Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Anyway, I tried making friends with some of the staff and they''re really nice. They give me freebies all the time but they''re too busy to play with me. I wish there was someone here that''s my age. I''m kinda tired of going on walks with Theodore and Doty. I''m so booooooooorrrrreeeeeeed. Love, Tina Day 324 Dear diary, There''s not many pages left in you. I counted 42 pages and that''s including the front and back. I guess I''ve written a lot huh. I might buy myself a new diary soon. Bitsy gave me some pocket money after all. Don''t worry though, I might start writing on my new diary but I won''t forget you. We''ve been in so many adventures together, escaped multiple apocalypses and I''ve told you a lot about myself.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. You''re like my only friend. That''s kinda sad but it''s true. I don''t know where Poppy and Bobby are now. But I hope they''re safe. Love, Tina Day 325 Dear diary, I had a weird dream where you were oozing black stuff everywhere. It was sticky and thick, kind of like blood. But it didn''t smell like anything... weird. Anyway, Bitsy''s busy with a job so I get to play by myself. We were meant to go to a tower today but she had to cancel. Gina and Goodman are too busy doing whatever it is they''re doing. Theodore and Doty aren''t even here. Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. The hot springs are fun and all but it leaves my skin wrinkly. I don''t like being wrinkly. It reminds me of Mrs. Wrinkles. She was a bad teacher. Love, Tina Day 326 Dear diary, I hiked to the top of the volcano today. All by myself too! There''s a lookout up there with a really good view of the hot spring resort and the forest bellow. I even saw a dragon fly by! And there''s people flying on swords too. I think they were chasing the dragon. I had fun watching them until they flew out of sight. I wonder if they caught the dragon?Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. Anyway, hiking is pretty fun but laying down on moss is like the best feeling in the world. I found a little clearing with really old trees and the ground was covered in moss. They were so soft I sunk a little bit stepping on them. I wish I could cover my room in moss. Love, Tina Day 327 Dear diary, I saw a person meditating underneath a water fall when I went exploring today. It was just me again because everyone''s busy. Everyone''s always busy... But is okay. I spent a long time staring at the person underneath the water fall, at first I thought it was a girl because they had long hair. But it turned out to be a long haired man.You might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. I got bored just sitting there so I started skipping stones, but then one of my stones hit his face and he got really angry and screamed. I was so surprised I fell in the water. I thought I was a goner but he didn''t even open his eyes. I felt so awkward I just let the water carry me down stream and ran back home. Gosh, I probably should have said sorry. Love, Tina Day 328 Dear diary, Bitsy''s finally finished with her work! Tomorrow she promised we''d go kayaking and everyone''s coming with us. I''m so excited. Also, the chef actually managed to recreate the legendary Mac and cheese! We''re packing some for lunch tomorrow and I''m even having some for breakfast. Gina was lecturing me about having a balanced diet but it didn''t even bother me. Mac and cheese for the win!This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. Also, the person I saw yesterday was a guest at the hot springs. I saw him again this morning at the breakfast bar. He had a bump on his forehead. It took me a while to gather my courage but I finally apologised. He forgave me immediately. What a saint. Love, Tina Day 329 Dear diary, Kayaking is tiring. But I figured out how to use my water golems as jet engines so it wasn''t too bad. We rowed along a really long river with scenic views. The water was mostly calm but we ran into some rapids and nearly fell into the water. Well, Theodore fell in the water but that wasn''t because of the rapids.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. Honestly it got boring after staring at pretty trees for a while so Bitsy suggested we race. Somehow my team still lost even though we had my water golems. Goodman, Gina and Doty are such try hards. Meanwhile Bitsy and I had to do all the work because Theodore can''t paddle. It was still fun though! At the end of the day we had barbecue and ate the legendary Mac and cheese. Love, Tina Day 330 Dear diary, Bitsy''s getting a mansion built at the top of the volcano because Goodman said staying at the hot springs long term isn''t a good idea. I don''t know why he thought it wasn''t a good idea. I think staying at the hot springs is a perfectly good idea. Stolen story; please report. If we stay at the hot springs we don''t need to do chores and there''s already a chef there to cook our meals. I asked Goodman why we can''t stay and he said its because of Privacy. But we already have plenty of privacy? We get our own rooms and everything. Maybe he doesn''t like all the randoms that randomly show up sometimes? I think they''re cool though. It''s pretty boring if its just the six of us at home. Love, Tina Day 331 Dear diary, It''s going to be while until the mansions built so we''re still staying at our rooms in the hot springs. Bitsy assured me that I wouldn''t have to do any chores when the mansions built because she''s going to hire staff to do it for us. And the chef will also become our exclusive chef, which means I get to eat the legendary mac and cheese every day. Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. Well, probably not everyday. Gina is very particular when it comes to food and nutrition. She won''t even let me eat junk food. But Goodman always sneaks me some anyways. Love, Tina Day 332 Dear diary, The earth mages that''s doing the building have arrived. I went with Bitsy while she showed them the site and I got to see them moving rocks like it''s as easy as breathing. Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. If I could move the earth to my will I could probably build a house all by myself. It''s a pity I don''t have earth affinity. I could probably earn a lot of money as a builder. My fireballs only ever got me into trouble. I''m good at melting and burning stuff. But what good is this ability if no one wants to melt or burn stuff? Love, Tina Day 333 Dear diary, I ran into the long haired man that was meditating underneath the waterfall at lunch today. We talked about a bunch of stuff and apparently he''s a cultivator. He was absorbing the energy of the world underneath the waterfall that''s why he was so focused. He even showed me how to a fly on a sword! But then Goodman rushed out to stop us. He was yelling something about dangerous sharp objects. He wouldn''t even let me get on the sword even though I told him it was totally fine and very safe.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. I don''t get all the fussing, he let me use a knife before. What''s so dangerous about flying on a sword? Isn''t it technically safer than me using a knife without supervision? Because at least there''s the cultivator man supervising me this time. Love, Tina Day 334 Dear diary, Since I can''t fly on a sword I''m now spending my time at the mossy grove. Goodmans even made Theodore look after me so I can''t go and ask cultivator man to teach me sword flight. This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Whatever, since I can''t fly on a sword I''ll figure out how to use my water golems as jetpacks. The mossy grove is like the perfect testing ground for my flight suit mk1. The soft moss make great landing pads. They also make Theodore sleepy so I can do whatever I want. It''s too bad that Doty is also on my tail. But at least she lets me experiment unlike Theodore. Love, Tina Day 335 Dear diary, Flight suit mk1 is way too bulky. It''s tiring to carry up while climbing a tree and it doesn''t even let me fly. It just slows down my fall. I wonder if this will even work. Maybe if I pray hard enough the god of flight might hear me. This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. I''m too heavy and the water I''m using to lift me up is also heavy. I need to ask Bitsy if compressing water and strapping it on a backpack is a good idea. Bitsy said it wasn''t a good idea. I am not back to square one. So far the god of flight seems to ignoring me. I just wan''t to fly. Dammit. Love, Tina Day 336 Dear diary, I think I just invented a bomb. A water bomb! It''s probably already a thing but a girl can dream. I''m so glad I decided to use a dummy for the water compression test. Now I know not to compress a lakes worth of water into a dimensional bag. If I was any better at space magic this could have probably worked without a hitch. But sadly I''m no genius.If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. Please report it. Water based free flight is just too hard to achieve. My jetpack idea works, but only within large bodies of water. It''s not even flight, more like hovering. But! if I can somehow control the rate of explosion then maybe water based flight might just be a thing. Love, Tina Day 337 Dear diary, Bitsy''s put a stop to my research. She said it was too dangerous. I''m sad. Not even the legendary Mac and cheese can cheer me up at this point. What''s the point of dreaming if you can''t even chase it?The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. This is a tragedy diary. I was on the path to making a revolutionary mode of transportation. Water based flight! imagine all the new applications that''s now buried deep beneath the ocean with no way of seeing the light. I might have changed the world with this idea. But sadly it wasn''t meant to be. Love, Tina Day 338 Dear diary, Bitsy and I rode on the magic carpet today and we flew around a bunch of scenic spots. It was pretty cool, but it''s just not the same. I can''t help but think it would have been more fun to fly via controlled water explosions. It even sounds cool just by the name, much better than magic carpet at least.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Anyway, Bitsy and I came to a compromise. I''ll study space magic and learn about safety procedures then I can work on my flight suit mk2. It''s going to be much better than mk1. ever was. Love, Tina Day 339 Dear diary, Compressing space into a tiny ball and making it stable isn''t easy. I somehow made it work but then Bitsy got mad at me because I wasn''t following safety protocol. I told her that if I followed safety protocol I wouldn''t have succeeded. She was not impressed. Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. I am now forced to memorise the safety protocol. I can''t even pretend I memorised it because Bitsy is testing me every time she gets a chance. In the morning when we were having breakfast, she just randomly started quizzing me on safe work protocols. She literally won''t even let me have a meal in peace. Love, Tina Day 340 Dear diary, I''m taking a break. It feels like my heads melting, not fun. I need to go someplace cold or something. Maybe going for a walk will give me inspiration. I am not very good at getting inspiration. How come people get inspiration while going on walks while all I''ve ever gotten from walks were callouses and blisters. Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. I don''t like blisters. It''s always weird whenever I get one because they stay for longer than they should be. Goodman also says I''m not allowed to pop them. But sometimes they pop by themselves and it''s kinda painful. I say kinda because it depends on where they are. Love, Tina Day 341 Dear diary, Bitsy''s finally giving me the go ahead to work on flight suit mk2. I did some more tests and the amount of water needed for flight is way too much to carry. I''ve solved this problem by connecting a sealed storage bag to the lake by a modified portal intake. If you discover this tale on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. The water is teleported into the storage bag as needed and pushed out of a shielded compressor to achieve flight. It''s really inefficient and there''s a risk that the compressor won''t be able to handle the amount of water that''s being pushed through it and explode. Also, we''re running out of water to experiment on. There''s too much water lost when it goes through the portal. I wonder why? Love, Tina Day 342 Dear diary, Flight suit mk2 was a partial success. The mannequin I was using as a testing dummy successfully flew a lap around the mossy grove. But then something that isn''t water got sucked into the intake portal and shot out into the world. I immediately stopped the test but it''s already contaminated some of the moss. It''s also growing as I write this. I thought Bitsy would know what it was but she doesn''t.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. We''ve set up a physical barrier and multiple obfuscation wards to keep people away from this thing. Not like anyone goes this far up the volcano, but you can never be too sure, sometimes it''s better to be on the safe side. Gina''s helping us conduct a biopsy and Bitsy''s already contacting all the space mages that she knows to help identify it. I didn''t even know it was possible to accidentally summon something. love, Tina Day 343 Dear diary, The thing''s grown into a cocoon and ate up a lot of the moss. The biopsy didn''t reveal much, Gina said it''s mostly made out of protein and altered carbons. There''s not much information that Bitsy''s space mage friends could provide either. The cocoons definitely growing something, we just don''t know what.If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Bitsy also won''t let me burn the thing down because we don''t know how it reacts to fire. I''m not really sure if letting whatever''s growing in that cocoon to hatch safely is a good idea. I haven''t had any good ideas lately. Love, Tina Day 344 Dear diary, The cocoon keeps on growing, it ate a lot of the trees and the moss are mostly gone. It''s spreading outwards and absorbing more and more plants. Goodman had to cordon off the walking trails to prevent others from stumbling into the grove. Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. It''s feeding on the magic that''s powering the wards so we had to take them down. Gina tried to set a piece of it on fire but then it grew much faster. She thinks it feeds on energy. We killed off all the remaining plants in its vicinity and blocked it off from the sun but it''s still growing. I think I even heard it call out to me, the rhythmic beating of its heart feels familiar. Love, Tina Day 345 Dear diary, Everyone''s on edge. Bitsy''s closed the hot springs and sent all the guests home, she claimed that the volcano was showing signs of activity again. Everyone packed up and left already. It''s just us here, Bitsy, Me, Goodman, Gina, Theodore, and Doty. Bitsy''s planning on isolating the volcano from the rest of the world. The space mages are busy gathering all the ritual materials they need to cut us off so they''re not even here. The cocoon is still growing, yesterday I fell asleep to the rumblings of its beating heart. It''s so loud. The vibrations it produces travels through the ground and up my whole body. It''s like an earthquake that only I can feel.Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. I asked everyone if they could feel it, the thumping, the calling, the whispers, they said they don''t. I''m scared diary. Why do I always mess up? Love, Tina Day 346 Dear diary, The heartbeats gone quiet. I don''t like it. Bitsy took me to see the cocoon today, to see if it would react to me, and it did. When I came close to it the whispers became so disorientating I fainted. I dreamt of mom, and the house, our house. Before daddy died, before mommy left, and before Goodman took me away. I was listening to the baby in mommy''s tummy. It had the same rhythm as that cocoon.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. thump thump, thump thump. Two beats, a pause and repeat. The baby would kick and mommy''s tummy would stretch. She would groan in pain and push me away. I didn''t like the baby. Love, Tina Day 347 Dear diary, My head hurts. The whispers are too much. They tell me things and I forget them just as quickly. The cocoon broke open today, there was a baby inside. It didn''t have a heartbeat. But it opened its eyes, I know those eyes. They''re the ones that''s been following me. The ones that''s been looking at me. The ones that''s been making fun of me. I hate them. Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. What do I do diary? Bitsy and Gina are acting just like mommy did. They like the baby more than me. Why? I tried to run away but the barrier''s already up. When did that happen? Where are Goodman and the doggies? My head hurts. Love, Tina Day 348 Dear diary, I woke up on the ground today. I must have fallen asleep but I don''t remember. Also my nose is bleeding. I stuffed some tissue in it but it''s still dripping. Can you die from a nosebleed? I hope I don''t.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. Gina and Bitsy are still by the cocoon. They make faces at the baby and laugh. That thing looks like a toddler already. I need to get out of here, but I can''t. The space mages must have done their thing. But why were we left inside? The soft moss that I really liked has turned into a dark black goop that occasionally twitches. It''s like those mimic slimes... My head hurts. Love, Tina Day 349 Dear diary, I tried to use my water slimes to purify the black goop and it seems to be working. Problem is there''s too much of it and both Bitsy and Gina are deep into the goop. I barely managed to carve a safe space for myself at the edge of this place. I don''t know if I can save them. This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. The whispers are a constant thing now. I barely hear myself over them. My nose still hasn''t stopped bleeding and I''m growing hungry. I''ve been drinking the water from the pure water golems still left. And they''re already running out because I have to constantly purify the bit of space I''ve claimed. This black goop is worse than those mimic slimes. I hope Doty can hear my prayers and speak to Goodman outside. Love, Tina Day 350 Dear diary, I think Doty heard my prayers. Someone''s been trying to break down the spatial barriers from the outside. It''s too bad that our resident space mage is currently under the control of that weird baby. I should probably get moving too. Strangely my water golems are doing a really good job of cleaning up this goop. I thought they''d have more issues but I guess not. The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. I''ve tried tossing one of my water golems at Bitsy and Gina but they don''t even notice them at all. The baby does though. It cries and the goop moves faster. Then it hides behind Bitsy and Gina, the cowardly thing. It better not be eating them. If only I was stronger, I would have taken care of it and saved everyone already. Love, Tina Day 351 Dear diary, This space is getting weird. The whispers are getting weird. I might have put too little faith in Bitsy and Gina but it turns out they pulled through and shrugged off whatever mind control nonsense that weird baby was pulling. This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it The space barriers are crumbling down and my water golems are doing a good job at cleaning the remnants of that weird baby. Bitsy''s still a little out of it, she actually cried when that baby died. Like, full on river of tears and wracking sobs kinda deal. Well, that didn''t turn out to be that big of a deal. I don''t know why I was so scared. Love, Tina Day 352 Dear diary, Doty broke through and freed us, she also burnt down all that goop the baby left behind. There''s still some left in my water golems though. They seem to be struggling to expel the goop from their bodies. They''re getting quarantined just in case. It''s been a while since I''ve seen Goodman cry. It must have really scared him when he realised we were stuck. I thought he''d changed already, but he''s still a cry baby. Unauthorized duplication: this narrative has been taken without consent. Report sightings. Bitsy''s slowly calming down now. She was absolutely heartbroken when that baby died, it must have triggered a really bad trauma. I don''t even know how I feel about this whole situation. If I were to put it into words, then it''s something between horrified and confused. Love, Tina Day 353 Dear diary, We''ve moved into Bitsy''s underground lair for now, because a bunch of troublesome people are sniffing around out there. Turns out that spatial anomaly wasn''t as hidden as those space mages claimed they could make it. Bitsy said people from the tower are investigating and we have to hide because she''s not in good standing with them. This tale has been unlawfully lifted without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. She''s doing better now, though she''s still a little out of it sometimes. She also let me use a bunch of her warded experimentation rooms to keep my water golems in. They''ve started merging into one without my orders to do so. I think it''s got to do with those babies remnants that they ate. I''ll keep an eye on them and call Doty if they do anything funny. Love, Tina Day 354 Dear diary, The water golem thinks I''m their mom. Which I guess is technically true, I helped make them after all. Seems like that weird babies remnants merged with the golem nexus and made them sentient. It''s one thing to make an autonomous construct like a golem, but sentience is like on a whole other level. Does this make me a god? If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. I''m gonna go ask someone. Gina said no, because I can''t replicate things and the whole process is basically a massive fluke. She even warned me to not let it get into my head. Also we might have to get rid of them. Is it ethical to kill demon slime babies? I feel kinda bad. Love, Tina Day 355 Dear diary, It''s a miracle! Bitsy actually let me keep the mutated slime and she even named it! We call it Blu now, it''s also starting to look more and more like a baby. It act''s like one too. Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Blu is really picky, it only eats mashed potatoes and pureed carrots. It didn''t eat any of the corn, tomatoes, or chickpeas we gave it. Gina said Blu should only be fed soft foods because Blu doesn''t have teeth. I thought Blu would be able to just absorb the food and eat it passively like my water golems, but that weird babies remnants fundamentally changed their physical makeup. Blu even has skin now. Love Tina Day 356 Dear diary, Blu can walk now, it¡¯s also starting to grow hair. I¡¯ve managed to convince it to call me sister instead of mom. It¡¯s kinda awkward calling Blu it all the time. But I don¡¯t really know how to refer to it. But Blu doesn¡¯t seem to mind being called it so I¡¯ll continue calling Blu it. Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. That sounded really confusing¡­ Anyway, I went exploring around Bitsy¡¯s evil lair and found a dragon¡¯s skeleton in one of the storage rooms. Apparently the big pile of treasure at the entrance used to belong to it. Love, Tina Day 357 Dear diary, Blu is looking more and more human like each day. Also, Blu looks a lot like me. I''m pretty sure I''m just over thinking, but I think Blu is copying me. I also have a really terrible hunch that Blu is going to replace me. I asked Blu about it but Blu said, "I''m definitely not going to replace you Tina."This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. And like, I don''t know how to feel about it. Blu could be lying, but Blu could also be telling the truth... You know what, I''m just not going to worry about this anymore. If Blu is a doppelg?nger that''s here to replace me then whatever. Blu can do what Blu wants to do. I can''t stop Blu. No one can stop Blu. Love, Tina Day 358 Dear diary, We had pancakes today. Bitsy went outside to check how things are going up there since the tower people finally left. Also, Blu''s decided that he''s a boy now. Which is honestly great ''cause I can finally stop calling him it. This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it He said, he was trying to differentiate himself from me. And I was like, wow big word. He must be serious. I''m still not sure I can trust him but Gina said he''s telling the truth so I''ll just stop worrying. I hate worrying. It''s like, the worst feeling ever. Also, worrying doesn''t fix anything and actually makes stuff worse sometimes. Love, Tina Day 359 Dear diary, Do you remember those earth mages that Bitsy paid to build a mansion for us? Well, they actually worked through the whole mess that just happened and apparently finished building the thing already. Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. Earth Mages truly are built different. Bitsy said we''re moving in tomorrow and she''s already getting the hot springs resort back up and running. Blu is also coming with us, he''s nearly as tall as me already and he''s only a couple day''s old. Gina said it was normal, but surely such rapid growth is not normal. Not that I know what normal is. It''s just a little odd. Love, Tina Day 360 Dear diary, This mansions massive! There''s a pool, a sauna, a billiards room, and even a ballroom! How did they finish this in a couple days? Magic really is awesome.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. And I get to have my own room! It''s on the third floor and you have to use an elevator to get there. The elevator is a big leaf that''s been enchanted to go up and down. It''s controlled by pointing where you wanna go. It''s pretty cool. My rooms even cooler though, it''s got a loft! Like the one I had on the RV but bigger and more cozy. There''s even a round window with a really great view of forest bellow and a reading nook! This is the bestest room I''ve ever had. Love, Tina Day 361 Dear diary, I got lost on my way to the toilet and ended up in Goodmans gym. I guess it''s just one of the downsides of having a huge house and a poor sense of direction. I better start memorising the routes to the toilet huh. Gina cooked for us today, since the chef hasn''t arrived yet. She cooked a really fancy omelette that splits open into gooey scrambled eggs on top of fresh rice. It''s really good with gravy. I even ate seconds!Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site. Bitsy gave us a tour of the mansion after breakfast and it is massive. There''s more than thirty rooms and that''s not even counting all the other buildings like the garage. It''s gonna be a pain to clean everything. Love, Tina Day 362 Dear diary, I went swimming in the pool today. The water was warm because they use the same water source as the hot springs. Blu seems to like swimming in warm water, I only swam for a little bit because it was too hot. Gina was really happy when the chef arrived today. He made us barbecue pork ribs. It was delicious.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. Also, I didn''t have to worry about cleaning the house because Bitsy hired a group of house keepers. We even have a gardener! A dedicated dog walker for Theodore and Doty, as well as a mage that makes things sparkly. There''s so many people at home now. Bitsy also said I''m gonna have proper tutors to teach me about magic, numbers, history, reading, and all the things. Which is basically just school, but at home. Love, Tina Day 363 Dear diary, My tutors are arriving tomorrow. I''m really nervous ''cause it''s been a while since I''ve been at school. What if I do badly and embarrass myself? Bitsy said not to worry ''cause she''s paying them to teach me, but still. I thought I was already done with school... At least I''ll be learning magic properly this time. Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. I have a room next to my bed room that''s supposed to be my study room. It has empty bookshelves and a study table. It''s pretty bare bones but Bitsy gave me money to buy books and stuff. I''m planning on decorating it with a bunch of plants and I''ll fill up the bookshelves with rare tomes that teach unique magic. It''s gonna be bomb. Love, Tina Day 364 Dear diary, I had alchemy class with my magic tutor today. Her name''s Henrietta but she told me to call her Rita. Rita is a witch that specialises in brews and wards. She taught me how to make a flight potion today ''cause I told her I wanted to fly. It took me more than 10 tries to make a working potion. I''m not sure if that''s slow or fast, but Rita said I was doing good. You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. The flight potion makes you really light and when combined with a directional ward you can fly like a superhero. Rita demonstrated how to use the potion by the garden and tomorrow she''s gonna teach me the ward! I''ll finally be able to fly by myself! Love, Tina Day 365 + Announcement Dear diary, Flying''s super fun! Though I''m really slow, but someday¡ª with enough practice¡ª I''ll be as fast as Rita. The mansion looks tiny from above even though it feels massive when I''m in it. I even flew above the clouds and got sunburnt, next time I''m gonna wear more sunscreen. Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author. Rita uses a reflection ward to keep the suns rays off of her but I''m not that advanced. I also had trouble with the landing. The sparkle mage was so surprised when I dropped in front of him that he accidentally cast the sparkle spell on me instead of the gates. He was panicking so much I feel kinda bad, he said the sparkles should fade tomorrow. I kinda like being sparkly. Gina screamed when I walked past her on my way to the toilet. She thought I was a ghost lol. Love, Tina Day 366 Dear diary, I''m still sparkly, but it''s not as bright as it was yesterday. It''ll probably fade sometime tonight. I didn''t have any lessons today so I decorated my study. Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. The books I ordered off of the arcane emporium arrived today. They were 200 gold total, I got a discount for ordering 10 books at once. It was meant to be 250 but the discount saved me 50 gold. I also bought some plants but they haven¡¯t arrived yet. I talked to the gardener and he¡¯s going to teach me how to take care of them when they arrive. The study is finally starting to look like a study. Love, Tina Day 367 Dear diary, We had mango ice cream today. The chef was experimenting with the new ice cream machine and he made a whole bunch of ice cream. There¡¯s vanilla, chocolate, peach, strawberry and mango. Only the mango ice cream was ready when I went down to the kitchen so it¡¯s the only one I got a taste of. Bitsy said that the strawberry ice cream was good. I might have some tomorrow and make a strawberry milkshake. If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. My maths tutor was late today so we didn''t get to do much. Which is honestly great for me. Numbers make my head hurt. Love, Tina Day 368 Dear diary, A bunch of nature mages arrived today. They made a bunch of massive trees grow in seconds instead of the thousand years they typically take. Bitsy wanted a grove to make it easier pray to her patron gods. It¡¯s not something I¡¯m familiar with so I don¡¯t know much.If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. The grove looks really pretty though, maybe regal would be more appropriate. It¡¯s cool. It gives off a sacred vibe. Maybe I should try praying to someone. I shared some of the strawberry milkshake with the nature mages and they taught me a spell to make grass grow faster. The spell also works on flowers so I can grow flowers wherever I want. Love, Tina Day 369 arrived today. They came in a cart pulled by an earth dragon. You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story. Day 370 Dear diary, The study''s starting to look really nice. There''s books on the shelves and carefully placed plants for ambience. I even got a compliment from my history tutor. I thought she was going to be wrinkly like Mrs. Wrinkles was, but she''s surprisingly young looking. That''s ''cause she''s an elf, and elves live a really long time. Ms. Fern has seen the rise and fall of kingdoms, as well as lived through multiple world ending events. This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. She was telling me about the merging. Apparently a long time ago this world didn''t exist, and then through the force of creation multiple worlds were attracted to each other and collided. Then they merged into one. The early days were filled with a lot of fighting and gradually as time passed and people settled down the fighting lessened. Until something happened to make them fight again. Ms. Fern said that fighting was a cycle, one that will continue on long after we''re gone. And I think that''s kinda sad. Love, Tina Day 371 Dear diary, I went to the mossy grove today. I figured I could try regrowing all the moss that got burnt using the spell that those nature mages taught me a couple days ago. Blu and the gardener also came with me. Blu mostly tagged along because he was curious about the place where he was born and the gardener came to help see if the place is saveable. Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. The mossy grove is mostly a pile of ash surrounded by burnt trees now, but the gardener said the trees were still alive. He said we could turn the grove back to how it used to be but it''s going to take a lot of work. I''m just glad it''s not ruined forever. Blu said he''d help out too. I guess repairing the grove would be our own little project. Love, Tina Day 372 Dear diary, I had another lesson with Rita today. She taught me an amplification ward. If you set it up before casting a spell then the spell will be more powerful than if you just cast it as normal. I tried it out with my fast growth spell and it worked a little too well. The study looks like a jungle now. Normally the growth spell only makes them look shinier than usual, but with the ward they grew at a rate visible to the naked eye. Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. It was really cool watching them sprout new leaves and bloom flowers. The only downside is the amount of prep time and mana this ward uses up. It burnt through three high grade mana stones in no time at all! But I could probably use this to restore the mossy grove faster. I still have some of that money Bitsy gave me to buy stuff with. It kinda makes me sad to see my money go away. But money exists to be spent anyway so it''s all good. Love, Tina Day 373 Dear diary, I ran into the sparkle mage at the garden today. Somehow I''ve managed to recruit him to join the mossy grove revitalisation project. Some sparkle never hurt anyone. Besides, the sparkles might make the mossy grove look more ethereal and otherworldly. More prettier than Bitsy''s prayer grove even!This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. The moss is slowly coming back now, it''s started to cover all the charred trees. I''ve left the amplification ward running with the growth spell over night. It''s covered a good chunk of the forest floor already, but it''s nowhere near where it once was. Blu''s been helping by topping off the mana stones when they run out, he''s honestly been a big help. Of course, the biggest help out of all of us is the gardener. He''s been working tirelessly to restore and revitalise the grove more than any of us. He really likes plants. Love, Tina Day 374 Dear diary, Bitsy''s holding a house warming party soon and everyone''s really busy with the preparations. Apparently the princess is coming to the party. I didn''t know Bitsy was friends with royalty but it kinda makes sense. She''s really rich after all, she must have met with the princess in one of those fancy balls they hold in the palace. You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. The gardener is swamped with work to make sure the garden looks nice for the party so the grove revitalisation project is taking a backseat for now. I wonder what the princess looks like? Love, Tina Day 375 Dear diary, The mansion was ultra sparkly today. I thought since everyone was so busy that I''ll have the day off from tutoring and lend a hand with the prep work but no. I still had to do maths. I learnt about taxes today. My maths tutor, Fabian, said that taxes are basically protection money. The crown takes a bit of money from all the people that live in their land and in turn they protect us from a lot of bad things. Like, monsters that want to eat people, or other people that want to steal stuff and burn down houses. This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. All very reasonable sounding stuff. Doesn''t mean I''m happy it''s a thing though. Love, Tina Day 376 Dear diary, The tailor came today and I had to get my measurements done so they can make me new dresses for the party. I basically had to stand still while an old granny fussed around me and measured my arms, legs, waist and neck. I even got to try on some pre-made dresses they brought with them. The dresses are made out of cotton so they''re breathable but there were so many layers that putting them on felt like workout. Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. I was sweating so much, it felt like I was in a sauna. I also needed help getting dressed, which was kinda embarrassing. I don''t think I have what it takes to be a noble lady. Love, Tina Day 377 Dear diary, We had steak today. The chef was practicing his searing skills and made too much so we''re probably going to have steak tomorrow too. Or maybe steak sandwiches, or steak soup, or just steak. But steak don''t taste that good when it''s not freshly cooked anymore. It gets really tough to chew and you have to chew it for a long time. The story has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. I also had dancing practice for the first time today. Well, it''s more like everyone had dancing practice today. Bitsy is really going all in with this house warming party she''s planning. She''s going for a ballroom theme, like one of those parties they hold in the palace. Surprisingly I''m pretty good at dancing. I got compliments from my tutor and everyone I danced with today. Gina and Goodman meanwhile are struggling. Somehow they kept on falling over and tripping on each other''s feet. I honestly had trouble trying not to laugh at them the whole time we were practicing. Love, Tina Day 378 Dear diary, I fell down the stairs and dislocated my shoulder. It was not fun. Gina had to hold me down and put my shoulder back in place. She said I shouldn''t use it too much and put it on a sling. Seems like I won''t be dancing anytime soon. What a bummer. If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Gina said it should heal in about a week. I should have been more careful. Note to self, don''t try to fly indoors. I thought I was so clever. I could save so much time if I just flew everywhere, but no. It was a bad idea. At least I didn''t break a leg or anything, then that would have really sucked. Love, Tina Day 379 Dear diary, Getting dressed with a shoulder injury is a pain. And I meant that literally, my shoulder''s really sore and its turned a worrying shade of purple. Gina said it''s normal and a good sign that my shoulders healing. She also gave me medicine to help with the pain. But the medicine makes me feel so sleepy. Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. I''ve been yawning so much that my jaw hurts. It''s not all bad though, ''cause when I yawn somehow everyone near me starts yawning too. I''ve been walking all over the mansion and yawning just to see them do it too. I find it really funny for some reason. Maybe it''s the medicine? Love, Tina Day 380 Dear diary, My new dresses were finished today. The seamstress was really upset to see me injured, probably because I won''t be able to wear them properly. She also made me a new sling that''s prettier than the makeshift one Gina made and adjusted the clothes so that they''re easier for me to put on. Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. My dress for the party is really swishy, it would have been nice to dance in. I like the way it gently glides on the marble floors, but there''s no way I''d be wearing them outside. They''d get dirty too easily. The party is in a couple days, and I can''t wait to meet the princess. Bitsy said that she''s really nice and incredibly gorgeous. I wonder what incredibly gorgeous people look like? Love, Tina Day 381 Dear diary, The kitchens already started food prep for the party. It''s mostly all the frozen deserts like ice cream, gelato and jelly. I spent all morning tasting all the deserts until I was kicked out by Gina, because eating too much sugar is bad for your health apparently. But like, why is it delicious if it''s bad for you? Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. I didn''t mind it much though. I was starting to get sick of all the sugar. I have to brush my teeth really well tonight so that I don''t get cavities. Cavities are the worst. Goodman had to pull out my baby tooth once because the cavity made it hurt so much. Gina said the only way to prevent cavities is through good oral hygiene. Which is just fancy words for brush your teeth everyday. Love, Tina Day 382 Dear diary, The mansion was ultra sparkly today. The floors were polished smooth and all the shiny decorations got an extra dose of sparkle magic by the sparkle mage. The kitchen was like a battle zone with all the yelling and screaming, yet somehow they seem to be doing fine. I don''t know how they can thrive in all that chaos, but the food is always delicious so they must be managing somehow. This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. I spent most of the day talking with the gardener. I say talking but it was mostly just me telling him stuff. The mossy grove is recovering well and the moss is really taking over the place. Soon it might look like how it used to, though the burnt trees need a little more help. Love, Tina Day 383 Dear diary, The party is tomorrow but some of the guests that come from far away have already started to arrive. No princess yet though, she''s apparently going to portal in tomorrow. Most of the guests are adults but there''s one kid named Ben. He''s an apprentice of the Grand Magus and he came with his master to experience the world. They''re on a journey in search of the lost tome of knowledge. It''s apparently a really important book to his master. Stolen story; please report. Ben is thirteen, the same age as I am. But he''s so much more mature, or maybe he''s just quiet. Ben seems to know everything, he''s really good at magic, he can fly, and he can even talk to plants! He says he never gets lost because of them. I wish I could talk to plants. Love, Tina Day 384 Dear diary, Bitsy was right, the princess is incredibly gorgeous. The party had already started when the sky parted in two and a goddess descended upon us mortals. Her hair was the colour of the sun and her smile brighter than the moon. ¡ª is how the bard described her arrival and honestly, it''s pretty accurate. Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. Not only is she pretty, she''s also really nice. I got to talk to her for a bit and she said that she likes plants and reading books. It''s kinda funny how we share some hobbies even though she''s like, royalty. I thought they had their own royalty specific hobbies like, taxing the poor, enjoying lavish goods they bought with said taxes, and executing those that oppose them. Y''know, typical corrupt royal hobbies. The princess is nothing like that though, she even told me to call her Rachel. So now we''re on a first name basis. Love, Tina Day 385 Dear diary, I''m doomed. Like really doomed. Like ultra mega doomed, doomed. Like so doomed no one''s ever gonna wanna associate with me doomed. Doomed to hell and back, doomed to heaven and back, doomed to Saturn and Jupiter and mars and all the planets in the universe.Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I puked in front of everyone in the party. I will never recover, never. I shouldn''t have drunk that weird concoction the princess gave me. She sucks at cooking, or is it mixing drinks? I don''t want to go outside, I can''t go outside. It''s physically impossible. I''m so embarrassed. Love, Tina Day 386 Dear diary, Rainbows aren''t real and so am I. Today I am reborn, I am no more the embarrassment that is Tina. She is a person separate from me, a hallucination. Yes. a hallucination is not real and therefore not me. Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Gods, I am so doomed. The party is over and everyone''s gone home already. Gina said that it was okay I puked in front of everyone, and that puking is a totally normal thing to do. But like, I puked on the princess, after she gave me something! I''m scared I made her mad and I''m really embarrassed. I''m just going to stay in my room for a while. Until everyone forgets what happened. Or until I forget what happened. Because my brain is not letting me live in peace right now. Love, Not Tina Day 387 Dear diary, Congee is the best comfort food. It just makes me feel better, or maybe it''s the placebo effect. I don''t know. What I do know is that I like congee and congee is good food. I''m still kinda upset that my first ever big party ended in such a disaster, but congee makes things slightly better. Sometimes focusing on the negatives is going to make everything worse so I''m just going to focus on positive stuff right now. Like good food!This story originates from Royal Road. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. There''s still plenty of leftovers from the party and I''ve just been sampling all of them. Surprisingly no one''s made fun of me for puking at the party. I guess I was just over thinking things. Love, Tina Day 388 Dear diary, I went for a walk today, and it''s surprising that everyone''s still cleaning up after the party. In hindsight me puking in front of a crowd of people isn''t really a big deal when compared to the mess some of those drunk mages made. Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. Somehow, a nature mage got so drunk they thought it was a good idea to give the plants a boost. The poor gardener is swamped with work and the garden is beyond overgrown. Someone also set fire to the water fountain at the gate, so now instead of water it''s a liquid flame fountain. Bitsy really likes it so we''re keeping it. I guess it''s kinda cool? But like, I''m worried that it might be too much of a fire hazard. Love, Tina Day 389 Dear diary, Blu seems to have found a passion for body building. He''s always at the gym with Goodman nowadays. Gina''s also busy with her new lab, she''s really happy to get back to experimenting on stuff. Almost too excited even. I heard her cackling really loudly once, I wonder what she''s doing in there?If you come across this story on Amazon, it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. Bitsy''s still dealing with the mess those drunk mages at the party left behind. We kinda have a goblin infestation at the moment. Apparently someone was doing a summoning and left the circle running without telling anyone. Love, Tina Day 390 Dear diary, Bitsy''s gotten me a combat instructor because of the goblin infestation. He''s a retired barbarian turned fitness instructor with a background in physiotherapy. His name is Garb and he''s very scary.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more. Garb made me run laps around the mansion and practice hitting stuff with a staff. I didn''t realise how unfit I''d become. I was already out of breath after one lap and I could practically feel the disappointment radiating off of Garb. He didn''t say anything, but he did make me do more laps until my legs turned into jelly. Love, Tina Day 391 Dear diary, The mossy grove is fully recovered now. The moss have grown back to their fluffy clusters of soft grassy goodness. There''s something so soothing about moss. They just make things so much more bearable. I feel like whenever I lay down on a patch of moss, my tired achy muscles start to feel better faster. Maybe it''s all the magic in the air, but I like to think it''s because of the moss. This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. I was really sad when Doty set the mossy grove on fire. I''m so glad it''s looking good now. Love, Tina Day 392 Dear diary, I accidentally saw the stable boy confessing to the sparkle mage while I was on my way to the toilet. It was a disaster. The poor boy got rejected immediately. I felt like a criminal hiding in the bushes because I didn''t want to walk into such a war zone. I thought he''d give up after being rejected but it just got even more worse. I never realised how annoying love confessions could be until I had to sit through an hour long profession of love by this stable boy. If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. I''m surprised the sparkle mage didn''t immediately shut him up though. Somehow thing''s turned out okay and they''re starting as friends first. Love, Tina Day 393 Dear diary, Doty and Theodore brought a baby home. It''s not their baby though. Bitsy is panicking because she doesn''t want to deal with a kidnapping case on top of the goblin infestation. Gina said she''ll handle it and I''ve been forced to lend a hand. If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. The baby looks human, but her eyes look like a goats. Blu said she smelt funny. Theodore and Doty apparently found the baby in the woods. She was abandoned in front of a dilapidated shrine that used to be the house of an old god. We''re gonna go and check the place out tomorrow to see if there''s any clues left behind by whoever left the baby. Love, Tina Day 394 Dear diary, The baby is really weird. She randomly floats in the air and starts crawling on the ceiling whenever she''s set down somewhere. Gina put her in a harness and is tugging her along like a balloon since the baby doesn''t like being carried. We wen''t to the place where Theodore and Doty found the baby but there was nothing there. Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. We did run into some goblins but they were quickly taken care of by Doty. The magic feels really strange in this stretch of the woods. It''s like something''s poked a hole through the world and draining the magic out of it. Bitsy''s already busy with the goblins but this is another issue that needs her attention. Poor Bitsy can''t seem to get a break. Love, Tina Day 395 Dear diary, Bitsy is really stressed. She was half asleep at breakfast and she kept dropping her pizza. She didn''t even get to finish her food before she was called out to deal with something. It sounds like the goblin situation is wrapping up soon, so she should get a break in a bit. She looks like she really needs it.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report. Anyway, Blu''s taken to calling the goat eyed baby, Balloon. The name stuck and now everyone''s calling her Balloon. She even responds when she''s called it, so I''m afraid the baby is now officially named Balloon. Love, Tina Day 396 Dear diary, It was really hot today. Also, Balloon nearly flew away. She figured out how to unbuckle her harness and spent ten minutes in free flight before someone noticed she was gone. This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. I had to fly really high up to get her and we nearly crashed during landing. I swear Balloon clicked her tongue at me, but I have no proof and no one believed me when I told them. Maybe Balloon isn''t a real baby? Anyway Blu melted because of the heat and it looks like it''s going to be super hot for the rest of the week. We''re not allowed to set anything on fire because we might accidentally set off a forest fire. And that wouldn''t be good. Love, Tina Day 397 Dear diary, We had strawberry milkshakes today. It was so hot that even with the air-conditioning I was still sweating a lot. Goodman was still doing his workouts even though it felt like the whole world was burning. He''s truly built different. If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. Bitsy''s finally gotten a break, she finally managed to find and close the summoning circle after spending the couple days chasing a bunch of goblins. Apparently there was a shaman that kept on hiding the way to their camp and it was throwing Bitsy off their trail. Love, Tina Day 398 Dear diary, A massive goat with dragon wings stole Balloon. Gina is devastated, but it seemed like that goat was Balloons mother. So I guess we really were the kidnappers. Anyway, Bitsy summoned a massive ice block and put it in the pool to make it colder because it is so hot right now. I don''t know what''s up with this weather but it is not fun. The author''s content has been appropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. Also, I saw the sparkle mage and stable boy holding hands on my way to the toilet. It''s kinda strange that I keep running into them on my way to the toilet. Do they just like, like hanging around the toilet''s vicinity? Love, Tina Day 399 Dear diary, Bitsy taught how to make ice blocks, but the ice blocks I make are smaller than the ones she makes. I tried making an ice sculpture but it melted too fast so I''ve just got a puddle of water In my room. It did make my room cooler though so it wasn''t all bad. This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. Also, now that I can make ice blocks I can just put them in any drink and have them cold. I can basically make a shake whenever I want without having to wait for ice to freeze in the fridge. Spells are just so handy. I don''t think I could go back to a world without magic. Love, Tina Day 400 Dear diary, I practiced flying today. I''ve nearly perfected my landing technique and I''m not running into people as much. The skies were surprisingly busy today, I saw more than thirty people riding on brooms pass me by. Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. I talked to one of the slower ones and apparently there''s a magic school nearby. I followed them to their school and its only a couple mountains over to the left of our volcano. They were just passing by on their way back from an excursion. I wonder what magic school is like? Love, Tina Day 401 Dear diary, I asked Bitsy if I could go to the magic school that''s a couple mountains over to the left of our volcano. She said she was going to think about it. Also, I did more research on the school and it turns out it specialises on dungeons. Making them and delving into them. There''s a really famous battle mage called Pablo who graduated from that school. He sunk a whole city into the ocean and made an underwater kingdom all by himself. This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Oh, and he killed a Titan, took its powers and made them his own. He''s pretty badass. Love, Tina Day 402 Dear diary, Bitsy''s taking her time deciding so I''m just going to wait. I''ve already pestered her enough and I think she''s getting annoyed with me. I spent most of the day lying down in the mossy grove. The gardener has made it his job to take care of it even though it wasn''t part of his job description. He''s made the place look more beautiful but I can''t help but think it looks a little bit fake. The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. The gardener is doing a really good job though. I just knew how it looked like before so I can''t help but compare. Love, Tina Day 403 Dear diary, I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning. It''s really annoying ''cause they''ve been itching the whole day. I''ve scratched at the bites so much that they''ve started to bleed. I should have asked Gina for an ointment much sooner. I don''t like mosquitos. The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation. Also, Goodman was telling me a story about a girl that turned into a vampire because a mosquito bit her. I''m fairly sure he was just trying to scare me but I hope vampire mosquitos aren''t real. That would make them even worse than just regular mosquitos. Though the people obsessed with eternal life would probably like them a lot. Love, Tina Day 404 Dear diary, I went for a walk with Theodore and Doty today. We found a smoking wreck of a spaceship in the forest and just strolled past it. I immediately told Bitsy when we got back but when she went to check it out she found nothing but scorch marks on the ground. Weird. Stolen story; please report. Anyway, I''m allowed to go to school! I can''t wait to make friends. I mean, I appreciate everyone''s company but they''re not really my age are they? I kinda miss Poppy and Bobby. Having a falling out over who sits on which chair at the lunch table is so lame. I can''t believe I was so stubborn. Love, Tina Day 405 Dear diary, We went shopping for school supplies today. Bitsy took me to a really fancy magic market at the big city and it was filled to the brim of magic related stuff. We looked at some flying brooms, a bunch of potion ingredients and I even got a special ink that makes my spells stronger if I write them with it. Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. I also got a bank account! Bitsy said she was going to put my allowance in it instead of handing them to me in big piles of gold coins like usual. I''m kinda a little disappointed. I liked playing with the gold and pretending to be a dragon. Love, Tina Day 406 Dear diary, I really like my bank card. It''s just so handy, it shows me how much gold I have in it and saves me time counting them out. It''s also really light compared to a pouch full of gold. If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. I didn''t really like going shopping before because I always had to bring a heavy sack of gold with me but now I don''t even have to worry about it. It''s so convenient that it''s kinda scary. If you don''t pay attention you could use up all your money in no time. The banks really know how to make people spend huh. Love, Tina Day 407 Dear diary, I had an interview with the headmistress today. It was my first time ever being interviewed so I was really nervous. My hands got really sweaty and I was a stuttering mess too. The headmistress is really intimidating. She wears a large brimmed hat that covers more than half of her face so I was just staring at her lips the whole time we were talking. Somehow the headmistress seemed to like me and I''m to start school in a couple weeks. A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. She said, I might as well join when the new semester starts instead of joining now when it''s about to end. Love, Tina Day 408 Dear diary, Blu woke me up by playing really loud music by my door. He''s gotten obsessed with playing the harmonica and he''s making sure everyone hears him play it. He''s pretty decent but you can only hear so much harmonica in a day before you get tired of it. You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. I''ve made it very clear that I don''t like his playing but he doesn''t seem to be getting the hint. I''m starting to think he''s made a menace of himself because I told him that. I was going to apologise to him at lunch but I''ve changed my mind. He''ll stop eventually. Love, Tina Day 409 Dear diary, I''m an awful person. I got so angry I shouted at Blu today and he melted into a puddle. He does that whenever he''s sad. I feel really guilty, and like terrible, just awful.This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. I said sorry and offered him some pudding but he''s still not un-melting himself. This might get bad. I gathered him into a bowl so he''s not just spread across the floor and brought him to Gina. Gina says he''s shocked and it might take him a while to recover. I thought I was being obvious yesterday but I underestimated his obliviousness. Gosh. I need a therapist. Love, Tina Day 410 Dear diary, Sometimes I can get really mean and feel terrible afterwards. It''s like whiplash. I walk away from the situation and just feel a wave of guilt wash over me. I... I don''t know how to deal with it. Gina said I''m too nice. I don''t know how she came to that conclusion. Like, how am I nice? Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. I feel like a monster sometimes. Like I''m just pretending. Like the world I''m in isn''t real. Like this is all just a dream, and when I wake up I''ll be back in that place. Alone. Abandoned. Unwanted. Mommy never wanted me. Goodman didn''t come back for me and you... you''re just a hallucination. Love, Tina Day 411 Dear diary, I just spent the better part of my day moping in bed. It only made me sadder. I don''t like being sad, so I took a walk. Taking a walk helped me a lot to feel better. Takes my mind off of things. I guess I was burying a lot of my worries and they all just exploded and I took it all out on poor Blu. He''s reconstructed himself and we''ve made up. There was a lot of crying, though it was mostly me. I still feel slightly guilty but for the most part I don''t have a clue what I''m feeling. Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings. There''s a lot of dread and annoyance, some anger, plenty of sadness. It''s a complete mess. I feel like I remembered something important, had a melt down, and just deleted a bunch of memories all at once. Love, Tina Day 412 Dear diary, The seamstress came to take my measurements today. I''m getting custom uniforms for school and a bunch of other clothes as well. I''m really excited for my spider silk pajamas. The fabric is really smooth and it regulates your body temperature really well. I got a dress made out of it as well. If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Also, we got cloaks as part of the school uniform. The mock ups that the seamstress made for me were all really nice and swooshy. They even sway without the wind. The hood''s also nice and roomy, it makes me feel like a proper mage. Love, Tina Day 413 Dear diary, I''m tying to take walks everyday and slowly make it into a habit. Staying cooped up inside is not really doing me any good. I took a walk this morning and I saw a flock of geese flying over head on my way to the top of the volcano. They briefly stopped by the lake where Bitsy and I camped at once. They looked tired and only stayed for a short while to take a drink and rest, then they set off again. You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version. I wonder where they''re going? On my way back I picked some daisy''s to make flower tea, it was bitter. Love, Tina Day 414 Dear diary, I took a walk with Blu today. We ran into the sparkle mage and the stable boy on the trail. Seems like they were taking a walk too. They seemed much closer than the last time I saw them. Maybe they''re already dating?Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit. Blu didn''t understand when I talked about it with him. He asked me what dating was, and when I told him it''s what happens when two people who like each other get together, he looked even more confused. Maybe it was my phrasing, but love is a pretty complicated thing. Love, Tina Day 415 Dear diary, We went on a surprise outing today. Bitsy got some tickets to Sea Land and brought everyone to have some fun. We rode on the sky train and watched a play about a mermaid that grew legs. The performance was insane!The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. They used actual transformation magic and we had to sit beneath a floating cube of water. I was really scared that the magic would break and the water would fall on us but it turned out well. I don''t think I''m a fan of theatre. I liked the food though, we had some fancy pasta that glowed blue and tasted like savoury blue berries. There was also a fish shaped pancake with blue berry jam in it for dessert. I liked that one the most. Love, Tina Day 416 Dear diary, The seamstress delivered the finished clothes today. She got them enchanted so that I wouldn''t have to get new uniforms whenever I grow bigger. We tried out the feature by making Blu wear it and it really did morph to fit him perfectly. If you find this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the infringement. Unfortunately he''s taken a liking to my clothes and refuses to take them off. He ran off to somewhere while wearing them and no one''s been able to find him yet. If he doesn''t get tired of them soon, then I might need to have new ones made. Love, Tina Day 417 Dear diary, Turns out Blu took my uniform and hid them in the washing pile. Gina had a talk with him and he burst out crying. He said he only stole my clothes because he thought if I didn''t have my uniform then I won''t go to the magic school in a couple weeks. I didn''t realise he enjoyed my company that much. Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. We asked Bitsy if he could come with me to school but she said no. Apparently there''s too much risk that the students and faculty could find out what he is and make him into an experiment. When he heard that, he became even more adamant that I don''t go to school. But I want to go to school. I can''t just not do what I want to do because he doesn''t want me to. Love, Tina Day 418 Dear diary, The chef made some honey jellies today. They''re really sweet and gooey. I shared some with Blu and we talked about me leaving for school. He''s upset and doesn''t want me to leave, but I''ve managed to come to a compromise with him. I promised to come home every weekend and bring my friends with me. The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. Though that''s only if I make any friends... Poppy and Bobby were my only friends, and we didn''t even stay friends for long because of the whole apocalypse thing. And that stupid argument we had over who sat on which seat at the lunch table. Love, Tina Day 419 Dear diary, I went for a run this morning and passed through a patch of the forest that was weirdly colder than anywhere else. When I told Bitsy about it she said that there were ghosts there. I thought she was just scaring me but I asked around and everyone said they''d seen a headless horseman wandering around that bit of the forest. Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon. Apparently there used to be a village here and that knight was its protector. He died in a war long ago because someone cut off his head, he was friends with a mage who brought his body back home and buried it next to their favourite tree. It all sounded farfetched but I actually saw him when I went for a stroll this afternoon. Love, Tina Day 420 Dear diary, I had a really weird dream/ nightmare last night. And I don''t really know what it''s supposed to mean. I was walking across a bridge barefoot with tears streaming down my face. I felt really sad, like I''ve just lost something important to me. Then the scenery changed and I found myself running away from a headless horse. Somehow I ended up riding the horse and we were flying on top of a blueberry pie. This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it I fell off the horse, straight into the blue berry pie and then it turned into an ocean. And then I was sinking for what felt like a really long time. The scenery changed again and I found myself face to face with an octopus typing on a type writer. I remember thinking it had a lot of eyes, and then I woke up. Is there a reason that I remember it so vividly? Love, Tina Day 421 Dear diary, Goodman''s got a new obsession with climbing rocks. He calls it bouldering, and he''s convinced it would make me popular at school. I''m sixty percent sure he''s saying that as an excuse to make me go outside. Forty percent that he actually believes it would. Not that I care all that much about popularity. The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement. Anyway, he woke me up in the early hours of the morning and dragged me outside to teach me climbing. Blu went to the morning markets with Gina so I was the only one left to entertain him. To be fair, bouldering was kinda fun. Love, Tina Day 422 Dear diary, Bouldering is fun. Especially if you use the feather fall spell. I climb up and I fall down and then I do it all over again. Bouldering is like a puzzle for the brain and body. You need to figure out where to go next and keep tabs on your stamina else you fall off and have to do it all again. And it''s really fun!The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. I feel like I can do anything. Though Gina said that''s probably because of all of the adrenaline pumping through my veins. Oh gods... Am I turning into an adrenaline junkie? Love, Tina Day 423 Dear diary, I think I just found my new favourite fruit. Gina bought a stinky spiky fruit from the market a couple days ago. It''s called Durian and it''s amazing, the fruit of the gods even!Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. It''s so creamy, and soft, and mushy and delicious. I like it a lot. It makes for a really good milkshake and the chefs making an ice cream out of it too. Blu doesn''t like it ''cause it stinks but it''s not even that bad. Especially if you freeze it, the stink practically goes away and all that''s left is yummy goodness. Love, Tina Day 424 Dear diary, I went swimming in the pool this morning instead of taking a walk. It was raining. I figured if I''m going to get wet then I might as well play in the water. It was fun. I was floating with my face down and then Gina came out for some fresh air. She screamed when she saw me and the next thing I know I was flying. If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Mind you, Gina was screaming the whole time. Everyone got out of their rooms just in time to see me face plant into the water. I broke my nose and Gina got mad at me. Honestly, can''t a girl just go swimming in peace? Love, Tina Day 425 Dear diary, I found a hedgehog on my walk this morning. I followed it to see where it was going and it led me down to the stream. You know, I never really thought about it before but hedgehogs are kinda fast. I had trouble keeping up with the little guy but that''s because he kept on running into the bushes. Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences. Also, I don''t if it''s normal or if I scared the little guy but he was pooping an awful lot. I''d catch a glimpse of him and he''d be scurrying away and then a brown glob of poop just falls out of his bum as he waddles away. Hedgehogs are really cute. Love, Tina Day 426 Dear diary, I got chased by the headless horseman when I went for a jog this morning. It was terrifying. Just, feeling the temperature drop and then you look behind and there''s just a headless man in a full armour chasing you down. It''s the stuff of nightmares really. This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. I''m thinking I should change my running route. I should try going down the mountain sometime. I could visit the shops and buy food on the go, though running down and climbing back up sounds more exhausting than climbing up and running down. I''ll give it a try tomorrow and we''ll see. Love, Tina Day 427 Dear diary, Running down the mountain in the early hours of the morning while it''s foggy outside isn''t a good idea, but I did anyway. Somehow I didn''t break any bones after I tripped and rolled down the road. Other than the bleeding gash on my arm and a couple scrapes everywhere, I didn''t get any serious injuries. Though the boy that was herding his families sheep didn''t think so. He thought I was ghoul and ran to church to fetch the priest. I walked past the graveyard and was greeted by the warm, slightly tingly feeling of being hit by a bolt of holy lightning. Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. I thought I was going to die, but all it did was patch me up and made it look like I didn''t just fall halfway down the mountain. The boy got a talking to and the priest was practically begging on his knees for my forgiveness. It had something to do with violating his oaths or whatever. Anyway, I said it was ok and even thanked him for healing me. He gave me some soup and I climbed back home. That''s basically how my morning went. Love, Tina Day 428 Dear diary, I cleaned my room today. Usually one of the maids would clean my room but I''ve asked Bitsy to make them stop so I can practice doing it myself. At the boarding school I''m going to, we''re not allowed to bring our maids with us. I figured I should learn so I don''t embarrass myself and make more work for my roommates. Stolen from its original source, this story is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. The maid that usually cleans my room taught me how to make my bed, dust the furniture, fold my clothes, and sweep the floors. Cleaning''s hard work, but when you finish doing everything, the sense of satisfaction you get is totally worth it. Love, Tina Day 429 Dear diary, I went climbing with Goodman and Blu today. We had to hop on the train and hike up a different mountain to get to a place called the Giants Marble''s. Apparently a giant threw a fit and started flinging rocks everywhere. One of them hit the mountain and made a huge crater, the giant threw his marble so fast that it shattered into a billion pieces. This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it The crater is littered with boulders that''s perfect for climbing. It''s a pretty popular spot and we saw other''s climbing while we were there. Goodman made us carry massive mats to break our fall but my feather fall spell is so much better. Love, Tina Day 430 Dear diary, My arms hurt. I climbed too much yesterday. I still went on a walk this morning but not as long as I usually do. I spent most of the day lying down in the mossy grove and trying to commune with the tree spirits. The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. Bitsy''s gotten a new contract with one of the gods that she worships. The blessing they gave her lets her levitate at will and she doesn''t even need to use any of her mana. Imagine being able to fly as much as you want as long as you pray to some god every other day. It''s honestly making me want to be religious. Love, Tina Day 431 Dear diary, A tree spirit spoke to me today. It was a very weird experience. I was lying down in the grove like usual when I suddenly heard murmuring from the pile of moss I was laying on. I thought it was just the wind at first but gradually I heard the words start to form. They were yelling at me to get off, so I did. Stolen story; please report. Then, I spent a better part of the morning getting yelled at by a floating green fuzzy ball of light claiming to be a tree spirit. I barely understood what they were saying and somehow my hair turned greed. Also, I''ve suddenly gained a power to cover anything I touch with moss. Gina is not impressed. Love, Tina Day 432 Dear diary, My whole room''s covered in moss. My fluffy comforter has turned into moss. I woke up covered in moss. I think that tree spirit cursed me. I don''t know why I thought turning anything I touched into moss was cool, because now that a day has passed, it''s kinda really annoying.If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Bitsy and Gina hastily made me an enchanted glove to suppress the moss curse but I don''t like wearing gloves. Moss grows inside the glove and cover my whole hand in gritty moss bits. It''s like having big chunks of wet sand stuck in your glove all day. Not fun. Love, Tina Day 433 Dear diary, I''ve tried and failed to commune with the tree spirit. I''ve spent all day in the grove praying and no one''s answered yet. Bitsy said that it''s pretty normal not to hear anything from the gods. But like, shouldn''t spirits be different?Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. I''m starting to get used to wearing the gloves and the constant feeling of damp hands. I don''t like having damp hands. I''ve tried not touching anything and only wearing the gloves when it''s necessary like, eating or drinking water. I''m getting really good at not touching stuff. Love, Tina Day 434 Dear diary, It''s nearly time for school soon but I still haven''t found that tree spirit. It''s looking more and more likely that I''ll have to wear gloves everyday now.This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. It''s scary how I''m getting used to this so quickly. I''ve even started matching my gloves with the rest of my outfit. It''s like playing dress up, but for your hands. Bitsy says the curse is starting to wane so maybe my moss powers will disappear soon. I''m kinda getting sad for some reason. I hope I won''t have to deal with mossy hands at school. Love, Tina Day 435 Dear diary, I practiced flying on a broom today and broke the stained glass window by the front door. Luckily the glass turned into moss when I touched them so I didn''t get cut.This story is posted elsewhere by the author. Help them out by reading the authentic version. I don''t think I''m meant to be a broom racer. Also, flying on brooms have become some sort of popular fad nowadays. I''ve seen plenty of people flying around town and the mountain on all sorts of brooms. I''ve even seen one where it''s just a massive brush and the person that it belonged to was just laying down while flying. I wish I was that cool. Love, Tina Day 436 Dear diary, I did some experimenting with the curse today. I thought everything I touched would turn into moss but that doesn''t seem to be the case. I accidentally grabbed Goodman without my gloves on and he didn''t turn into moss. I''ve been running around the mansion touching people¡ªIf you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. That sounded weird, but I swear I wasn''t doing anything bad, I was just trying to see if they turned into a pile of moss when I gave them a little tap on the shoulder. Also, plants don''t turn into moss when I touch them either. The curse seems to only work on things that aren''t alive. Love, Tina Day 437 Dear diary, Bitsy was right, the curse is getting weaker. When I was testing it yesterday I could turn my bedroom door into a pile of moss. When I tried it again today, it only covered the door and the door was still solid the whole way through. This novel is published on a different platform. Support the original author by finding the official source. I think, the more I use the mossy hands the weaker it gets. I''m glad I won''t have to deal with mossy hands for the rest of my life but I''m kinda sad about losing it so soon. It''s actually nice being able to turn stuff into moss at will. Without this power I would have gotten really injured a couple days ago. Love, Tina Day 438 Dear diary, I had to dig a hole to go poop today ''cause somebody tried to flush a fish down the toilet and clogged it up. None of the toilets inside the house are working properly and the plumber hasn''t arrived yet. Bitsy and Goodman tried to fix the plumbing but they only made the situation worse. They somehow messed up so bad that we don''t even have running water anymore. The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Now we''re forced to hike down the mountain and use the toilets at the hot springs. But it''s too far and I really needed to poop, so I just pooped outside. I buried it and wiped using leaves, but leaves don''t make for good toilet paper. I''ve already washed my hands ten times so you don''t need to worry. Love, Tina Day 439 Dear diary, I ran into some of the village kids on my morning walk today. They were climbing up a tree to get some star fruit. It''s kinda like a five pointed cucumber and when cut up it looks like a star. This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. I helped them get some and ended up playing with them the whole day. We explored the mountain and played in the stream. Climbed a bunch of trees and even caught fish with our bare hands. It was really fun! Blu even joined us at some point and we wen''t exploring around the bit of forest where the headless horseman lives. He didn''t show up though. Love, Tina Day 440 Dear diary, An owl delivered the list of school supplies I needed for school today. I already have most of the stuff ''cause Bitsy bought them for me when we wen''t shopping a couple weeks ago. I''m only missing a broom, a magic lantern, and some specialised ink for spell work. Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. I''ve already ordered the magic lantern and ink from one of Bitsy''s contacts and they''re getting delivered tomorrow. The brooms going to be custom made though so that it suits me perfectly. A master broom maker''s already on his way to the mansion and should arrive in a couple days. Love, Tina Day 441 Dear diary, The stuff I ordered yesterday arrived by dragon post. They not only delivered my parcel but they also left a steaming pile of dragon dung. The gardener was practically screaming in excitement at the sight of the massive pile of poo. This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Apparently, dragon dung is a very potent fertiliser that''s really good for plants. I was going to write a complaint to dragon post but I gave them a five star review instead. Freebies are the best after all. Also, the lantern I bought has a talking spirit trapped inside it. Bitsy said it''s a ghost lantern that feeds on spirit fire. It''s pretty cool since it can change colours at will but it''s kinda annoying sometimes. Love, Tina Day 442 Dear diary, My moss powers are gone. I used it all up trying to turn the foyer carpet into a mossy walk way, but it didn''t even get halfway done before running out. Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. So now the foyer floor is partly covered in moss, but only around the front door. It honestly looks like it was purposely made that way. Bitsy said she was going to keep it like that for a couple weeks to see how everyone thinks about it. And if nobody likes it by the end, then it''s going to get ripped out and replaced with new carpet. Love, Tina Day 443 Dear diary, We had pizza today. I ate five slices all by myself and Gina didn''t even mind. Usually she''d make a fuss that I was eating way too much and how I was being unhealthy. But today she was just staring blankly at the air and just seemed distracted by something. This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience. I asked Goodman what''s up with Gina but he doesn''t know either. When I asked her what''s up, she just brushed me off and said nothing. I don''t know why but I feel worried for some reason. I''m sure it''s nothing but I told Bitsy about it and she said she was going to keep an eye on Gina. I hope it''s nothing bad. Love, Tina Day 444 Dear diary, There''s only a couple days left until school starts and I''m worried I won''t be able to make friends. Goodman said I''d make friends easily. I hope he''s actually right. This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Gina''s still really spacey though. I''ve heard her mumbling to herself about flows and energies and fate? Seems like she''s on the verge of a break through with her research. Which is really good, but I''m worried she''s not eating enough. She only had like, three spoonfuls of congee for diner. She''s practically living on coffee and buttered bread right now. Love, Tina Day 445 Dear diary, Theodore and Doty dragged a glowing rock to the mansion today. Ever since we started living in the mansion they''ve just been doing their own thing in the mountains. Occasionally they''d drop by and bring us something interesting. Like that one time they kidnaped a baby whose mother was a dragon. And now they''ve found a glowing rock.The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement. Bitsy''s quarantined off the glowing rock because anyone who went near it started hallucinating. Even I''ve started hearing voices again. The whispers are telling me I should touch the rock. I''ve been dreaming about it. In the dream I always wake up just before I could touch it. I honestly can''t wait for school to start. I hate feeling like I''m going crazy. Love, Tina Day 446 Dear diary, There''s only three more days until school starts and I''m set to leave for tomorrow. A bunch of priests arrived this morning and they drew a bunch of sigils on the boulder. They''re just starting to carve into it now. Bitsy said that we''re turning the boulder into a statue for the fountain. Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation. Apparently the sigils are like protective talismans that keep the bad energy inside the boulder and stops it from leaking out. She didn''t say what the bad energy is exactly but it''s bad. Love, Tina Day 447 Dear diary, Goodman dropped me off at the school today. I''m going to be living in the dorms during week days and come back home on weekends. The school is absolutely massive and there''s so many old buildings covered in runes. I was drinking from a water fountain and it was engraved from top to bottom with runes. The water was nice and refreshing. The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. Also my dorm rooms real old too and I''ve got a roommate, her names Jo. It''s my first time having a roommate and I don''t really know what to expect. But Jo''s been really nice so far. Love, Tina Day 448 Dear diary, I went to the library today. They have so many tomes that covers practically any spell in existence. I also got my library card, it''s even more fancy than my bank card. The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. I can use the library card to book rooms, borrow books, and even use the computer. Well, the crystal ball. It''s probably more advanced than a computer. I mean, it lets me connect telepathicaly to the school archives. I can also use it on other libraries that are affiliated with the school. It''s pretty neat. Love, Tina Day 449 Dear diary, I''m kinda regretting this going to school thing. I have way too many classes ''cause past me thought it was cool to sign up for everything that looked even remotely interesting. And I feel really dumb because I know very little and everyone in my class is either a genius or they have more experience than me. Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation. School is very different from when I was being tutored. Sure, there''s lectures and stuff but like I have to compete for the teachers attention. It''s not just me being taught, there''s like sixty other people in class. Love, Tina Day 450 Dear diary, I don''t like homework. Also, Jo brought a bird into the dorm and she''s bribing me with pizza to keep quiet about the bird. It''s some kind of raven, I think. It''s huge for a raven though and it also breaths fire. This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. I saw it trying to set Jo on fire while I was walking to the kitchenette. And it can talk. I''ve heard of ravens that can talk but never seen one have a full blown argument with a person before. I swear it was giving me the stink eye while I was heating up my chicken wrap in the kitchen. I don''t think it likes me. Love, Tina Day 451 Dear diary, I had potions class with Jo today. She sat really far away from me though and generally pretended not to see me. So... I guess operation make friends at school isn''t doing really well right now. Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. But I''m not a quitter! If Jo doesn''t want to be my friend then I''ll find someone else to be friends with. Though I''m kinda having trouble with that too. Everyone''s already part of some sort of group and they''re not really looking for a new friend. I had a talk with the school counsellor after class and she said making friends would be easier if I was part of a club. So tomorrow I''m going to see what kind of clubs the school has. Love, Tina Day 452 Dear diary, There''s actually a climbing club at school. I can''t believe that Goodman was right for once. There''s only three of us in the club though. There''s the club leader Bell and one other girl named Sussie, but I haven''t met her yet. Stolen novel; please report. Bell said that she was focusing on her studies for now because she''s on the verge of failing out of school. Surprisingly the climbing club has an entire building dedicated for us to use. The walls are covered in bouldering routes that were setup by previous members. Apparently the climbing club used to be bigger but most of the members graduated last year, and Bell''s struggling to find new ones. I''ve already promised to help her recruit more people after the weekends. Love, Tina Day 453 Dear diary, The cafeteria served buckwheat noodles for lunch today. It was delicious. I ate in the club room with Bell and finally met Sussie. She was really surprised to see a new face in the club room but she was really welcoming. This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience. She shared some of her fried eggs with me and it tasted slightly spicy. She put a lot of pepper in it. Like, a lot of pepper. There was so much the fried egg looked burnt. I don''t know why she likes it so much. Anyway, I''m going back home tomorrow for the weekends. I can''t wait to tell Blu about school. He would have loved it here. Love, Tina Day 454 Dear diary, I flew on my broom to get back home for the weekend and Blu was waiting for me by the gate. He wouldn''t let me go inside the house and we talked outside for a long time. Turns out everyone was busy setting up a surprise party. If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. The chef made me my favourite Mac and cheese and they even cooked some roast pork. It was really delicious. I liked almost all of the food except for that one weird pineapple pudding. It tasted kinda like soap for some reason. It''s rare that the chef makes something that tastes bad but I guess it happens sometimes. Love, Tina Day 455 Dear diary, It''s been a while since I went for my morning walks around the mansion. I kinda missed it a little. Goodman went running in the morning and came home with a litter of kittens. He found them on the side of the road right next to their dead mom. Seems like she died defending her kittens from the thing that was trying to eat them. Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere. Goodman buried her before taking them home and he''s absolutely set on keeping them but Gina is allergic so they have to stay outside. I can''t imagine how hard it is being allergic to cute fluffy kittens. Gina must be so sad she can''t pet them. I''m kinda sad that I have to go to school tomorrow and I can''t see them as much as I want to. The kittens are really cute. I named the orange one waffles. Love, Tina Day 456 Dear diary, Bitsy dropped me off at school today. I was nearly late for my first class but I barely made it in time because the professor was running late too. We ran into each other in the hallway and I felt really awkward fast walking my way to class so that I arrived before him.If you discover this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen. Please report the violation. He was right behind me too. Maybe I should have just walked with him? Anyway, I met up with Sussie and Bell after classes and we were handing out flyers to promote the climbing club. So far no one''s been super interested but we did get some people asking questions. Bell is convince we''ll be getting new members soon. Love, Tina Day 457 Dear diary, The flyers actually worked! When I walked into the club room today Bell was giving a group of people the speech she gave me when I joined. Most of them left but two boys stayed to join. Sam and Derek, they¡¯re best friends and have been climbing since they were children.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement. I¡¯m glad there¡¯s more members but the club room felt smaller with so many people in it. I guess this is what they call suffering from success? Anyway, Jo¡¯s raven torched her bed and set of the fire alarm. There was a firetruck by the dorm when I got back and everything was wet. I spent most of the afternoon mopping up and casting repair spells. Not fun. Love, Tina Day 458 Dear diary, I slept on a hammock today. I made it out of vines and grass rope. I did it for my Surviving the unexpected class, we had the first lesson today and it''s not really what expected it to be. I thought it would be more theory based and so far the professor gave us homework to sleep on the hammocks we made for a week and write a report about it. Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website. It''s literally surviving the unexpected in real life. I should have made my hammock out of more comfortable material''s, at least he''s allowing us to modify them. The sap from the vines I picked were really itchy. I''m starting to think that report''s going to be really long. Love, Tina Day 459 Dear diary, I¡¯m surprised I slept at all last night. I didn¡¯t even need a pillow. I just covered myself in a thin blanket and slept like a baby. It felt weird initially ¡®cause the hammock swayed whenever I moved. I kept thinking I was falling, but as soon as I got over that feeling then falling asleep was easy.This content has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. I covered the hammock with a layer of canvas but I still woke up with a bunch of marks on my skin. Atleast the itchiness isn¡¯t a problem anymore ¡®cause I got some ointment from the nurse. Love, Tina Day 460 Dear diary, I got lost on my way to class today. I got distracted by the faculty''s doggy day care facility and ended up missing my class. I hope I didn''t miss anything too important. Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. Anyway, my teacher for Surviving the unexpected also runs the doggy day care. He has a three headed dog named Cerberus. When I asked him if he named the dog after the god of death''s pet, he looked at me funny. He said the god of death doesn''t have a pet dog. Usually the god of death is followed by ravens. Like Jo''s bird. Weird. Love, Tina Day 461 Dear diary, I fell out of my hammock this morning and hit my head on the floor. I¡¯ve been walking around school with a big bump on my head and surprisingly no ones asked about it. Reading on Amazon or a pirate site? This novel is from Royal Road. Support the author by reading it there. If I was still home everyone would be making a big deal and clamoring to take care of me. I miss being at the mansion. I got the bump checked out by the school nurse ans she gave me an ointment for it. I¡¯m pretty sure it¡¯s the same one she gave me when I got a rash from the hammock. Maybe it¡¯s an all purpose ointment? Love, Tina Day 462 Dear diary, Jo was throwing a tantrum when I walked into the dorm room this afternoon. She didn''t want me in the room so I just grabbed my hammock and I''m going to try hammock camping for the night. I''ve set up camp near the herbology classroom ''cause I have a class there first thing in the morning. The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon. It''s pretty cold out but the stars look really pretty today. I''ve tied the hammock up high in between the two tallest trees I could find. I figured it would be warmer the higher up I am but the wind is really chilly up here. Though it''s not as cold as the ground. I''ve cast feather fall on me so it shouldn''t be too bad even if I did fall. Goodnight. Love, Tina Day 463 Dear diary, It was so cold last night. I"m thinking of applying for a new dorm that''s only for me. I don''t like sharing rooms with someone. Anyway, I handed in my report for Surviving the unexpected and the teacher asked if I was lying on my paper. I guess my experience was so outlandish he didn''t believe me. I told him it was the truth but he''s still double checking what I wrote. Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. I don''t even care at this point. I''m just going to drop this class and maybe replace it with more climbing club time. Love, Tina Not a chapter What''s up? It''s been a while since I last updated. I''m ok, just struggling to find anytime to write even a little every day. Works been taking up most of my time and energy lately. This new jobs been pretty full on and I''ve been slacking when it comes to writing. I know I said I''d get to a thousand chapters this year but that''s looking more and more impossible by the day. I''ve run out of ideas a long time ago and I''ve been struggling to think up of new ones. I''ve already broken my posting streak a couple weeks ago and have been struggling to keep it up since. Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon. I''m sorry for lying and over promising on things. I''ve given up on reaching a 1000 chapters but I''ve nearly reached 500. I''m moving the goal post back a little bit and I''ll try to wrap this up within 37 ish chapters. It''s probably not going to make sense but I''ll try my best. I''m still not sure on the posting schedule but it''s not going to be as frequent as before. I guess I''ll post something whenever I''ve got something. So yeah... Thank you to everyone who read, commented, and reviewed Not a Grimoire. I''m really grateful for all the time you''ve spent reading my work. Just the thought that someone out there has been reading what I wrote has made me incredibly happy. Seriously, thank you so much. I hope you found what I wrote to be somewhat entertaining. Sincerely, Ceverest