Dear diary,


    I''m bored. I wanna go outside but I can''t go outside cause, "Sorry, Tina we don''t have space suits that can fit you. You''re too small." Is what Bitsy said.


    I tried to convince her that, since I''m an alien now. I can safely go outside without a space suit. Aliens don''t need spacesuits do they? Aliens walk in space naked most of the time, at least in the books they do. Since I''m an alien I can just walk outside naked and I''ll be fine. Not that I''ll actually walk outside naked.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there.


    I just meant I don''t need to wear a space suit. I''ll wear my normal clothes and I''ll be fine cause I''m an alien.


    I''m not a pervert.


    Love,


    Tina