Dear diary,


    I found another Theodore in the walk in fridge. He also turned into goop. This has happened twice now and Gina is still not sure what the goop is. I also don''t know where the real Theodore is. I doubt the goop is the real Theodore. It must be an actual alien.The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement.


    But why turn into goop in my presence? Am I that scary?


    I asked Gina if I was scary and she laughed at me. She said I was too adorable to be scary. And not gonna lie, I kinda agree.


    Don''t you think I''m very cute and loveable and adorable and pretty?


    I''m not scary at all.


    Love,


    Tina