Dear diary,


    Theodore''s acting weird. Whatever thing is in the water is probably not good for him. Gina''s not really sure what''s wrong with him but she''s given him a drip and now he''s stuck with me.The author''s tale has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.


    I''m not really sure what''s going on up at the deck, but I bet it''s nothing good. The constant yelling and swearing clued me in. Also we nearly sunk the ship today. We ran into a huge hunk of ice and nearly recreated the tragedy of the Titanic.


    I barely managed to patch the hole in time with a lucky wave of my magic stick.


    Magic is really cool.


    Love,


    Tina