Dear diary,
The storm is really putting us through the wringer.
I haven''t got any sea legs and the gut bugs got me. I''ve been puking into a bucket inside a windowless room because Goodman''s afraid I''d go overboard. I don''t think I''m cut out to be a boat captain, or a pirate, or just generally being on a boat for long periods of time. Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator.
Theodore meanwhile is loving the sea. He''s gone overboard so much I think I might be a legendary angler in a couple days if I keep having to fish him out of the water.
Love,
Tina