Dear diary,


    You know how I told you that Theodore was acting weird yesterday?


    Well, he''s grown a tail. I mean he always had a tail but like, the lower half of his body turned into some sort of fish tail. I was right to doubt the water. It turns dogs into mermaids.This book''s true home is on another platform. Check it out there for the real experience.


    Not only has he got a tail, he''s started talking again. Again?


    I don''t know why I said again, but Theodore definitely can''t talk. He''s not supposed to talk. He''s a dog.


    Well, I guess he''s a mer-dog now. But like, Really?!


    I might have accidentally drunk some of that water too cause I''m definitely seeing stuff.


    Love,


    Tina