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Have Fun Reading.
Make sure you point out my mistakes in the comments section.
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Peace !!!
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After what seemed like an eternity travelling through the cosmos I notice that i am towards a planet .I wonder if that I am an Astronaut now.
*Sheds manly tears due to him being an Astronaut*
Now , Will it hurt when i land??
<table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe</td></tr></tbody></table>
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WTF. He fucking kicked my ass so hard I''l probably shit bricks for a year.
<table><tbody><tr><td>I could tell you how to make a laxative</td></tr></tbody></table>
That is Irrelevant!!
<table><tbody><tr><td>I recommend that you brace yourself</td></tr></tbody></table>
Oh man,Oh man,Oh man.....
*Enters atmosphere*
Shiiiiiiiit it fucking burns.
<table><tbody><tr><td>Due to your speed and the air in the atmosphere.You could be compared to a meteorite</td></tr></tbody></table>
Can I get a count down?
<table><tbody><tr><td>10 seconds to Land</td></tr></tbody></table>
<table><tbody><tr><td>9 seconds to imminent death</td></tr></tbody></table>
Stop it with the damn death flags!!!
<table><tbody><tr><td>BITCH do you want me to countdown or not</td></tr></tbody></table>
Ehm..What?
<table><tbody><tr><td>Get yo damn shit together fool!</td></tr></tbody></table>
<table><tbody><tr><td>5 seconds to git rekt</td></tr></tbody></table>
Went from Shakespeare to 11 year old
<table><tbody><tr><td>3 </td></tr></tbody></table>
<table><tbody><tr><td>2 </td></tr></tbody></table>
*cringes magnificently*
<table><tbody><tr><td>Bite the pillow I''m going in dry</td></tr></tbody></table>
#Imagine meteor noises and a lot of Michael Bay explosions#
......
Are we there yet?
<table><tbody><tr><td>Hmm</td></tr></tbody></table>
Are we in a jungle?
<table><tbody><tr><td>This planets seems to be devoid of sentient beings</td></tr></tbody></table>
Wait what??
He said there were dragons and elves.
<table><tbody><tr><td>Unfortunately when he kicked you he seems to have missed his target.</td></tr></tbody></table>
MISSED?!
WTF, kinda god is he??
<table><tbody><tr><td>You did disrespect him</td></tr></tbody></table>
#After panicking for about 5 hours#
Well,What now?
<table><tbody><tr><td>There are monsters here</td></tr></tbody></table>
This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.Ok!Lets go wreck some monster ass.
<table><tbody><tr><td>Too bad you are too weak and puny</td></tr></tbody></table>
Hmm...
I haven''t even tried out creating anything.How does this work?
<table><tbody><tr><td>I assume you must concentrate</td></tr></tbody></table>
NO Shit SHERLOCK!
<table><tbody><tr><td>Thank you for naming me Sherlock.I myself admire him</td></tr></tbody></table>
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Lemme give this a try.
Maybe I should hold my hand out or something.
Alakazam!
<table><tbody><tr><td>Wow It actually worked</td></tr></tbody></table>
I-It did?
<table><tbody><tr><td>Th-That was Sarcasm</td></tr></tbody></table>
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Why must you hurt me this way?
Lemme try picking up that rock and making a knife or something.
*Picks up rock and tries making a knife out of it*
<table><tbody><tr><td>Try concentrating</td></tr></tbody></table>
*sigh*
Wait I feel something....
It feels like my stomach is tingling.
#Imagine a ding sound#
Hey What was that?!
<table><tbody><tr><td>It appears that your knife is complete</td></tr></tbody></table>
Then,What was that noise?
<table><tbody><tr><td>You have learnt a new skill </td></tr></tbody></table>
I see.
Wait a minute!You mean a skill,Like in an RPG ?
<table><tbody><tr><td>Yes.Something like that</td></tr></tbody></table>
So What skill did i get??
<table><tbody><tr><td>Concentration</td></tr></tbody></table>
Do I have stats and shit?
<table><tbody><tr><td>Hmph. You Wish</td></tr></tbody></table>
At Least I got a skill.
*Looks at knife*
This isn''t very well made.
#Ding noise again#
Did I get another skill?
<table><tbody><tr><td>LOL. No I was just messing with you</td></tr></tbody></table>
I SWEAR TO GOD!!
<table><tbody><tr><td>What do you wanna tell him?</td></tr></tbody></table>
Wait I can talk with him through you?
<table><tbody><tr><td>Obviously</td></tr></tbody></table>
Can I talk to him now?
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-To Be Continued.