Rise of the strawberries-


    After realizing that Sherlock trolled me about GOD ,i started to explore for a while and so that i could find shelter and survive the night.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Do you even lift?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Hey Is that a cave? It looks empty maybe there is a bear inside or something.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Don''t worry i will erase your internet history if you die</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Didn''t i already die?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Nah you just got transported here.</td></tr></tbody></table>


    So there is a way to get back?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Not telling</td></tr></tbody></table>


    This cave seems to be big enough.Hey whats that sound?


    #Rumble#


    Something big is coming over here.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>What now?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Shit shit shiiit.


    #RUMBLEE#


    I try and run away from the sound and get out of the cave,but the cave had other plans and i tripped on my own leg.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>So cliche </td></tr></tbody></table>


    #RUMBLEEEE#


    The sound is getting louder.Oh man am I gonna die.


    Im to young to die.


    The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.<table><tbody><tr><td>You are 23</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Wait the sound stopped.Yay  I can run away now.


    I get up and dust myself,I hear some squeaks .I turn around and almost flip my shit.


    There are like 20 of hose strawberry animals from Cloudy with a chance of comments.


    I wonder what they eat..


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Probably Jam they look like caniballs</td></tr></tbody></table>


    They don''t seem intelligent.


    Maybe they can be tamed or something.


    I try and reach out to touch 1 strawberry but he freaks out and SHITS JELLY!!!.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Now that you have free food We should look for water</td></tr></tbody></table>


    WTF no Im not eating shit jelly.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>But it looks so tasty</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Wtf man


    Ok lets try and tame these straw niggas.


    Maybe they are herbivores.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe they pee strawberry juice</td></tr></tbody></table>


    OMFG i would never wanna eat that jelly shit or strawberry piss.


    Sherlock you are 1 sick freak.


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    To be continued