*I may change my writing style during conversations and such after a while*


    *Have fun Reading*


    Chapter-1


    "Ah  man.This sucks ,why did I have to get fired because of that damn bimbo"-Jack


    "Maybe ,you shouldn''t have called in sick for three days straight"-Mark


    "Well,Shit happens.I might as well search for a new job ,Its not like this job gave me much cash anyway"-Jack


    "If you need any help look me up bro.I gotta go now bye"-Mark


    "Bye see ya tomorrow then"-Jack


    "Bye"-Mark


    *sigh*


    Might as well go home now now that its getting dark.


    What job do I look for now?


    *While jack wonders about his future job he forgets about his microwave door being open*


    Oh,Shit My frozen steak!


    *After running for a few mins he reaches his home*


    Do I smell smoke?


    Phew no smoke,no gas leaks,nothing out of the ordinary.


    Might as well grab some Pepco. (pepsi+coke)


    *Proceeds to use the can opener*


    #Voltage Fluctuation noises#


    Damn,What now?


    *and pop goes the weasel*


    "Aargh, Shiit it got me right in the eye.Fuck this can!"-Jack


    It huuurts~


    Wait why is everything white?


    "Where am I ?"-Jack


    "Is anyone here?"-Jack


    /Morgan Freeman Voice/


    "Hello ,Son"-???


    "Fuck you dad ,you left me 20 years ago now you say hello?"-Jack


    "Such Impudence"-???


    "Show yourself!"-Jack


    "Very well"-???


    A Man in white appears after some fog clears.


    Gandalf style beard.Big beady eyes and has a mysterious aura.


    "Wh-Who are you?"-Jack


    "I am thy father,Luke"-???


    "Wait wtf!!!"-Jack


    "I jest ,I jest.I give you three chances to guess who I am "-Jack


    "Umm.Is it Darth Vader?"-Jack


    #Buzzer noise#


    "umm.Are you god?"


    #Bells and stuff#


    "That I am"-God


    "Wow.I expected you to be more big"-Jack


    "Your Mother said the same thing when she saw you"-God


    This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.Wry Laughter ensues from Jack.


    "Never mind.Lets get to the point."-God


    "You Died Jack"-God


    "Died wtf wtf wtf .How did I die?"-Jack


    "You banged your pinky toe at the table and fell backwards,You hit your head."-God


    "And now we are here"-God


    "Am I gonna go to Hell?"-Jack


    "Don''t worry Jack.I have things planned for you.I need you to go -"-God


    "Go to another world?"-Jack


    "*sigh* Yes Jack.When you died.I saw that you did nothing and achieved nothing.So i want to give you a chance"-God


    "No thank you"-Jack


    "What about a land with Dragons and elves .One very Much like the ones in your Light novels and such"-God


    "Go on"-Jack


    "You do know you are talking to God right?"-God


    "Yeah I got nothing much to lose ..... just don''t send me to hell."-Jack


    "Moving on... ."-God


    "Do i get to keep my memories and do i get powers?"-Jack


    *Sigh*


    "Yes ,you keep your memories .State what you want but it can''t be anything too powerful"-God


    "I want the ability to create"-Jack


    "Create you say?...Most ask for strength ...Very well I shall permit it"-God


    "Can you send a companion with me?"-Jack


    "Hmmm...You do need a companion .Let me see"-God


    "Ok.All done"-God


    "Now what"-Jack


    "For being disrespectful,I Will make this painful"-God


    Kicked into Oblivion like Team Rocket.


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    That HURT LIKE HELLLLLLL.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>I see.</td></tr></tbody></table>


    "Ehhhhh?!"-Jack


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Don''t Be alarmed I am your companion I will help you with your path to GLORY</td></tr></tbody></table>


    "I see"-Jack


    -To be CONTINUED


    #See you next chapter