《Journey  [Droppped]》


 The Journey begins (prologue)

    *I may change my writing style during conversations and such after a while*


    *Have fun Reading*


    Chapter-1


    "Ah  man.This sucks ,why did I have to get fired because of that damn bimbo"-Jack


    "Maybe ,you shouldn''t have called in sick for three days straight"-Mark


    "Well,Shit happens.I might as well search for a new job ,Its not like this job gave me much cash anyway"-Jack


    "If you need any help look me up bro.I gotta go now bye"-Mark


    "Bye see ya tomorrow then"-Jack


    "Bye"-Mark


    *sigh*


    Might as well go home now now that its getting dark.


    What job do I look for now?


    *While jack wonders about his future job he forgets about his microwave door being open*


    Oh,Shit My frozen steak!


    *After running for a few mins he reaches his home*


    Do I smell smoke?


    Phew no smoke,no gas leaks,nothing out of the ordinary.


    Might as well grab some Pepco. (pepsi+coke)


    *Proceeds to use the can opener*


    #Voltage Fluctuation noises#


    Damn,What now?


    *and pop goes the weasel*


    "Aargh, Shiit it got me right in the eye.Fuck this can!"-Jack


    It huuurts~


    Wait why is everything white?


    "Where am I ?"-Jack


    "Is anyone here?"-Jack


    /Morgan Freeman Voice/


    "Hello ,Son"-???


    "Fuck you dad ,you left me 20 years ago now you say hello?"-Jack


    "Such Impudence"-???


    "Show yourself!"-Jack


    "Very well"-???


    A Man in white appears after some fog clears.


    Gandalf style beard.Big beady eyes and has a mysterious aura.


    "Wh-Who are you?"-Jack


    "I am thy father,Luke"-???


    "Wait wtf!!!"-Jack


    "I jest ,I jest.I give you three chances to guess who I am "-Jack


    "Umm.Is it Darth Vader?"-Jack


    #Buzzer noise#


    "umm.Are you god?"


    #Bells and stuff#


    "That I am"-God


    "Wow.I expected you to be more big"-Jack


    "Your Mother said the same thing when she saw you"-God


    This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.Wry Laughter ensues from Jack.


    "Never mind.Lets get to the point."-God


    "You Died Jack"-God


    "Died wtf wtf wtf .How did I die?"-Jack


    "You banged your pinky toe at the table and fell backwards,You hit your head."-God


    "And now we are here"-God


    "Am I gonna go to Hell?"-Jack


    "Don''t worry Jack.I have things planned for you.I need you to go -"-God


    "Go to another world?"-Jack


    "*sigh* Yes Jack.When you died.I saw that you did nothing and achieved nothing.So i want to give you a chance"-God


    "No thank you"-Jack


    "What about a land with Dragons and elves .One very Much like the ones in your Light novels and such"-God


    "Go on"-Jack


    "You do know you are talking to God right?"-God


    "Yeah I got nothing much to lose ..... just don''t send me to hell."-Jack


    "Moving on... ."-God


    "Do i get to keep my memories and do i get powers?"-Jack


    *Sigh*


    "Yes ,you keep your memories .State what you want but it can''t be anything too powerful"-God


    "I want the ability to create"-Jack


    "Create you say?...Most ask for strength ...Very well I shall permit it"-God


    "Can you send a companion with me?"-Jack


    "Hmmm...You do need a companion .Let me see"-God


    "Ok.All done"-God


    "Now what"-Jack


    "For being disrespectful,I Will make this painful"-God


    Kicked into Oblivion like Team Rocket.


    *********************************


    That HURT LIKE HELLLLLLL.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>I see.</td></tr></tbody></table>


    "Ehhhhh?!"-Jack


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Don''t Be alarmed I am your companion I will help you with your path to GLORY</td></tr></tbody></table>


    "I see"-Jack


    -To be CONTINUED


    #See you next chapter

 Chapter 2

    #---# -> Is The Author''s Comments.


    *----* -> Is MC''s Thoughts.


    Have Fun Reading.


    Make sure you point out my mistakes in the comments section.


    [th_113_.gif]


    Peace !!!


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    After what seemed like an eternity travelling through the cosmos I notice that i am towards a planet .I wonder if that I am an Astronaut now.


    *Sheds manly tears due to him being an Astronaut*


    Now , Will it hurt when i land??


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe</td></tr></tbody></table>


    [th_107_.gif]


    WTF. He fucking kicked my ass so hard I''l probably shit bricks for a year.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>I could tell you how to make a laxative</td></tr></tbody></table>


    That is Irrelevant!!


    <table><tbody><tr><td>I recommend that you brace yourself</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Oh man,Oh man,Oh man.....


    *Enters atmosphere*


    Shiiiiiiiit it fucking burns.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Due to your speed and the air in the atmosphere.You could be compared to a meteorite</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Can I get a count down?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>10 seconds to Land</td></tr></tbody></table>


    <table><tbody><tr><td>9 seconds to imminent death</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Stop it with the damn death flags!!!


    <table><tbody><tr><td>BITCH do you want me to countdown or not</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Ehm..What?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Get yo damn shit together fool!</td></tr></tbody></table>


    <table><tbody><tr><td>5 seconds to git rekt</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Went from Shakespeare to 11 year old


    <table><tbody><tr><td>3 </td></tr></tbody></table>


    <table><tbody><tr><td>2 </td></tr></tbody></table>


    *cringes magnificently*


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Bite the pillow I''m going in dry</td></tr></tbody></table>


    #Imagine meteor noises and a lot of Michael Bay explosions#


    ......


    Are we there yet?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Hmm</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Are we in a jungle?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>This planets seems to be devoid of sentient beings</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Wait what??


    He said there were dragons and elves.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Unfortunately when he kicked you he seems to have missed his target.</td></tr></tbody></table>


    MISSED?!


    WTF, kinda god is he??


    <table><tbody><tr><td>You did disrespect him</td></tr></tbody></table>


    #After panicking for about 5 hours#


    Well,What now?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>There are monsters here</td></tr></tbody></table>


    This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.Ok!Lets go wreck some monster ass.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Too bad you are too weak and puny</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Hmm...


    I haven''t even tried out creating anything.How does this work?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>I assume you must concentrate</td></tr></tbody></table>


    NO Shit SHERLOCK!


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Thank you for naming me Sherlock.I myself admire him</td></tr></tbody></table>


    [th_111_.gif]


    Lemme give this a try.


    Maybe I should hold my hand out or something.


    Alakazam!


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Wow It actually worked</td></tr></tbody></table>


    I-It did?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Th-That was Sarcasm</td></tr></tbody></table>


    [th_015_orz-v2.gif]


    Why must you hurt me this way?


    Lemme try picking up that rock and making a knife or something.


    *Picks up rock and tries making a knife out of it*


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Try concentrating</td></tr></tbody></table>


    *sigh*


    Wait I feel something....


    It feels like my stomach is tingling.


    #Imagine a ding sound#


    Hey What was that?!


    <table><tbody><tr><td>It appears that your knife is complete</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Then,What was that noise?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>You have learnt a new skill </td></tr></tbody></table>


    I see.


    Wait a minute!You mean a skill,Like in an RPG ?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Yes.Something like that</td></tr></tbody></table>


    So What skill did i get??


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Concentration</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Do I have stats and shit?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Hmph. You Wish</td></tr></tbody></table>


    At Least I got a skill.


    *Looks at knife*


    This isn''t very well made.


    #Ding noise again#


    Did I get another skill?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>LOL. No I was just messing with you</td></tr></tbody></table>


    I SWEAR TO GOD!!


    <table><tbody><tr><td>What do you wanna tell him?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Wait I can talk with him through you?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Obviously</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Can I talk to him now?


    .....


    -To Be Continued.

 Chapter-3

    Rise of the strawberries-


    After realizing that Sherlock trolled me about GOD ,i started to explore for a while and so that i could find shelter and survive the night.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Do you even lift?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Hey Is that a cave? It looks empty maybe there is a bear inside or something.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Don''t worry i will erase your internet history if you die</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Didn''t i already die?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Nah you just got transported here.</td></tr></tbody></table>


    So there is a way to get back?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Not telling</td></tr></tbody></table>


    This cave seems to be big enough.Hey whats that sound?


    #Rumble#


    Something big is coming over here.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>What now?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Shit shit shiiit.


    #RUMBLEE#


    I try and run away from the sound and get out of the cave,but the cave had other plans and i tripped on my own leg.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>So cliche </td></tr></tbody></table>


    #RUMBLEEEE#


    The sound is getting louder.Oh man am I gonna die.


    Im to young to die.


    The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.<table><tbody><tr><td>You are 23</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Wait the sound stopped.Yay  I can run away now.


    I get up and dust myself,I hear some squeaks .I turn around and almost flip my shit.


    There are like 20 of hose strawberry animals from Cloudy with a chance of comments.


    I wonder what they eat..


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Probably Jam they look like caniballs</td></tr></tbody></table>


    They don''t seem intelligent.


    Maybe they can be tamed or something.


    I try and reach out to touch 1 strawberry but he freaks out and SHITS JELLY!!!.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Now that you have free food We should look for water</td></tr></tbody></table>


    WTF no Im not eating shit jelly.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>But it looks so tasty</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Wtf man


    Ok lets try and tame these straw niggas.


    Maybe they are herbivores.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe they pee strawberry juice</td></tr></tbody></table>


    OMFG i would never wanna eat that jelly shit or strawberry piss.


    Sherlock you are 1 sick freak.


    -------------------


    To be continued

 Chapter-4

    Enjoy reading this chapter and don''t forget to comment.


    Rise of the strawbarries -


    #I meant strawBARRIES#


    How do we even tame these strawberries?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe they eat grass?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Yeah Im not sure about that since they are technically plants,and eating grass seems like cannibalism


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Try giving them water and soil </td></tr></tbody></table>


    Who would wanna eat dirt?


    <table><tbody><tr><td> Just millions and millions of plants and trees?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Point noted.


    But I don''t see any water around.


    <table><tbody><tr><td> Maybe if we go deep enough into the cave we can find an underground lake</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Yeah ,that is a huge maybe though.We have to be very lucky to not meet carnivorous animals like goblins or something.


    The story has been illicitly taken; should you find it on Amazon, report the infringement.<table><tbody><tr><td>Probably jinxed it right now</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Meh,Won''t matter because we can''t really fight right now .


    Maybe i should make a spear from that stone knife and some wood.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Good Idea</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Hmm,or i could just make a mace since breaking bones will make them stop moving and cutting will take some time.


    .Yeah I''m just gonna try and fuse a couple stones together with a long stick.


    After finding the materials,I start fusing.I feel exhausted.Hey the stone is fusing with the wood and its filling all the notches too.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>It seems like it fuses the materials in the most efficient way</td></tr></tbody></table>


    This will make fighting much easier.


    I hold up a rod 1.5 meter long with a small grey spherical structure attached to the top.


    It feels comfortable too.


    Lets go explore the cave now.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>What about the strawberries?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    We shall think about that when we reach the cave.


    ----


    -To be continued

 Chapter-5

    I have thought up a decent plot and there will be an amazing plot twist coming up soon.


    There are no quotes since he isn''t speaking he is talking in his mind so thats why time seems to go slower and the situation seems paused or something


    Enjoy reading :D


    Right in the feels-


    After a few minutes of walking ,we reach the cave.I hear some growling noises.


    #growl....#


    Hey,Sherlock what do you think happened here?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe they got killed?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Damn,that is sick.What kind of a monster would do this?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Probably goblins?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Fucking hate goblins,with their damn loincloths and kidnapping other beings.


    Wait a minute but you said there is no sentient life on this planet.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>......</td></tr></tbody></table>


    OMFG ,Sherlock you lil shit.Why the fuck would you even do that?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Lets get back to the situation shall we?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Humph,Fine...


    You might be reading a stolen copy. Visit Royal Road for the authentic version.#more growls#


    But don''t goblins usually sneer instead of growl?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Idk</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Why couldn''t that Gandalf wanna be have given me a decent companion, instead i get you.....


    [th_111_.gif]


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Why must you hurt me this way?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Lets get back to the point shall we?


    #silent#


    As I go stealth mode and grip my wood-stone club weapon.I hear a single squeak and see a sight that no one alive should have seen.


    All the strawbarries were killed except one.


    After seeing that sight.My rage overflows  and I could only wonder what actually happened.


    I grab Barry and tie him to my back so that he doesn''t get killed by a dog or something.


    As I go deeper into the cave I hear more and more growls.


    And i reach a cavern of sorts with a small brook flowing through it.


    And nearby I see 5 lizard men camping and burning the strawbarries on a fire.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Out of all the things that are not ok, Thats really not ok!</td></tr></tbody></table>


    _


    To be continued...

 Chapter-6

    Dem plot twists,I have finally decided upon a nice story line and if you have read the eragon series you would love whats going to happen.


    Enjoy reading :D


    Damn Lizards----


    I crouch and look at the lizards from afar and make out a plan to kill them.They look dangerous and Im not sure if I can take on even 1 of them.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Maybe you could scare them shitless?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Maybe.....


    I decide to try an ambush and run away immediately.I am currently hiding behind a huge boulder and the damn lizards are sitting on the ground around a bonfire munching on the strawbarries..


    And if i continued to run for 5 minutes in the opposite direction I could get out of the cave easily.


    I decide upon a blitzkrieg (German war tactic) and  attempt a hit and run along with it.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Thats a pretty solid plan 25% chance of sucess </td></tr></tbody></table>


    Enough planning ,Lets do it.


    <table><tbody><tr><td></td></tr></tbody></table>


    "ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"-Jack


    The damn lizards are surprised now.Maybe I have an actual chance.


    As I run towards them I trip on a rock and face plant myself.


    Those damn lizards are sneering at me now.


    #chwik....chwiik....chwiiik#


    I get up and run towards them again.But they fall on the floor and curl up into a ball.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Rolf?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Enraged I swing my stone wood club onto their heads.


    #SPLAT#


    *Splash of green blood around and on Jack*


    Surprisingly these lizards are squishy.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>I don''t know what I expected</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Stolen story; please report.I try and swing my weapon at the others but they start convulsing vigorously start coughing up green blood.


    Disgusted I take a couple steps back.


    I now notice that none of them are trying to attack me ,So I go ahead and smash my Stone staff onto their heads.


    They didn''t put up much of a fight.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>For killing 5 beings stronger than you ,You have gained the title "U wot m8 ,5v1 me"</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Titles?


    What do titles do?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Not telling</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Damn tsundere Sherlock...


    Why didn''t the lizards put up a fight?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Seems that the "Strawbarries "are quite the poisonous little buggers</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Thank god ,that I didn''t attempt eating the jelly shit.


    Lets check if the Lizards had anything to eat.


    I found 3 bags and 1 sack.


    The three bags had clothes and some dried spices along with some fruits and some jerky like meat.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Very fishy,This author is too lazy</td></tr></tbody></table>


    I check inside the sack and find a small box and some shiny rocks , They look like ores of some kind.


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Whats with the box?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Lets try and open it.It has a keyhole but I smash it with the staff since I can''t pick locks.


    And inside it there is a map and a small sculpture.


    These lizards look like they looted some people.


    The map looks like it leads to some city.


    I pick up 1 bag fill it with the food dump the clothes and take the sack and tie it to the end of my staff .


    I take Barry and tie him with some rope I found to my hip ,So that he doesn''t wander away.


    -


    To be Continued

 Chapter-7

    Yo,Its me again .This series might me more crafting oriented for a while and then go to action but there might be not much fighting.


    Enjoy reading :D


    The Map----


    After sleeping the night in the cave ,bit far from the dead lizards.


    I pushed those damn lizards into the bonfire and carved a message into the walls nearby.


    After I woke up ,I realized that I didn''t feel hungry but I felt thirsty.I decided to follow the Map since it had a city in it and I could probably find some water there.


    The map consisted of the cave system and a small portion of the forest.


    I decided to mark arrows in the direction of the city so i wouldn''t get lost.


    After a couple hours of rest ,I found the city.


    I decided to observe the race living underground.


    Dwarves maybe?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Obviously...What would be a fantasy world without Dwarves?</td></tr></tbody></table>


    How do I communicate with them?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Don''t ask me!</td></tr></tbody></table>


    Are you possibly a girl?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Not telling</td></tr></tbody></table>


    I walked up to the main gate and saw guards.When I tried to Enter ,They stopped me.


    "Human,go away!This city is not for your kind"-Dwarf 1


    How do I even understand them?


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Your powers obviously..sheesh</td></tr></tbody></table>


    My powers?!


    "What do you mean dwarf?"-Jack


    "Hey this one can speak"-dwarf 2


    "What do you mean speak?I could always speak"-Jack


    "This is highly unusual,We must take you to the King"-Dwarf 1


    "I see but why is a human capable of speech unique?"-Jack


    "Are you a hermit?..Humans are generally known as mindless beasts"-Dwarf 2


    <table><tbody><tr><td>LOL</td></tr></tbody></table>


    "I .... never mind.Let us go meet your king"-Jack


    "Very well,Orik take this Human to the king I shall stand guard"-Guard 1


    "Yes,Captain"-Orik


    Then they opened a door next to the grand entrance.


    The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there."Is the entrance not for us?"-Jack


    "The entrance is only used when there is a procession or an event"-Orik


    "I understand"-Jack


    We walk through several parts of the city,Orik thought it good that showing me the city would be fine before meeting the king.


    "That is the residential area ,then the crafting area where most of our famed blacksmiths work and the trading area"-Orik


    "This city is well planned"-Jack


    "I still don''t get how a human can speak"-Orik


    "I am special"-Jack


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Yeah,"SPECIAL"</td></tr></tbody></table>


    "We Have arrived"-Orik


    I glance upwards and see a magnificent castle built into the cave walls.


    It seems like that they have carved into the cave and built only a small portion around it.


    There are many intricate statues of dwarves .Some with hammers and axes and some standing next to anvils and forges.


    "Beautiful"-Jack


    "Aye,That it is.The beauty of  Marua ,The Castle of  Calci."-Orik


    Then we see two guards motion towards us.


    "Oi,Orik what is the human doing here?"-Guard 1


    "I would appreciate it if you called me by my name"-Jack


    "By the beard of Odin"-Guard 1 & 2


    "And what would that be?"-Orik


    "Osseus"-Jack


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Latin for skeleton..I like it.</td></tr></tbody></table>


    "Pleasure to meet you Osseus"-Orik


    "This is (guard 1) Tanfus and that is (guard 2 ) Kanfus"-Orik


    "Pleasure to meet you Tanfus and Kanfus "-Osseus


    The guards still slack jawed return the greeting and move aside when Orik mentioned business with the king.


    We then enter the palace.


    It was magnificent .Walls of marble and granite with an assortments of precious gems and semi-precious gems adoring every doorway.


    The throne was mesmerising made of  an mixture of gold, platinum and obviously some mithril with dashes of orichalcum .


    The king was someone who oozed authority and dignity.


    I kneel and say my greetings.


    "Stand,My friend"-King


    <table><tbody><tr><td>Oooh,Friendly</td></tr></tbody></table>


    -


    To be continued