[system notification: turning on universal translator verbal information will be displayed as text and the name of the individual talking will be displayed with the text]
[fourth wall system notification the story will be told through the universal translator so it will look like a text chat room]
kitsune: where am I what is this place
silver: I have some bad news for you you have died
kitsune: I feel quite dizzy
silver: oh shit it''s a newbie get a stretcher he''s probably going through integration
one week later
kitsune: God I need an aspirin for my head and ass
silver: here''s some disturbing knowledge for you you used your old body as a cocoon you''re now a Kitsune child it looks around 16 you''re no longer human and now the integration should be done too
1 hour later
kitsune: holy crap so you''re basically telling me the Multiverse is the afterlife and I could do whatever I fucking please
silver: there''s rules here in the hub outside of the Hub the rules are made by the stronger people and the owners of those territories out there if you die you will come back to the hub if you break the rules in the hub you''ll be in prison in the hub which is impossible to escape from you''ll have to serve your full sentence it could be anywhere from 24 hours to 24,000 years so don''t be stupid
kitsune: what''s up with these people with the classification of minion
silver: look at minions like NPCs they can have complex or simple programming some of them are smart like us but not all of them but still don''t treat them poorly
NPC2: reporting in master silver I''ve completed my task ready to receive my next order
silver: Warp back to my territory I''ll give you work later
kitsune: do they all have names like that
silver: he''s the Soul Survivor of my newbie minions I named him back when I was a noob he''s over 40 years old most of my newer minions have proper names I have 100 minions and a small territory I had three other territories previous to this and I lost them all it''s hard to keep one
kitsune: so basically the Multiverse is a territory management strategy game
silver: no but it is one way to play it you could be a Arena fighter and Intergalactic Trader a space pirate and Mech operator a cultivator of plants and spiritual energy if you want
kitsune: how difficult is it to thrive in them Multiverse
silver: people do everything for the sake of fun if you fall down the Hub will catch you set you back up on your feet and give you the resources to try the game again whatever that type of game is
kitsune: can I play multiple games at the same time
silver: it depends on the games some of them are literally full-time jobs but you can work with the system to have a break most people do that if they have the dungeon core job they basically manage a dungeon for people to go through low level dungeons are allowed to take Saturday and Sunday off or Monday or Tuesday they have to pick their schedule
15 minutes later activity selection area
kitsune: the options are hilarious too I can be anything from a sentient pile of crap to a fork to a dragon to a dungeon to a planet even
silver: the sentient crap is definitely the crappiest choice literally figuratively too if somebody steps on you you''re dead
kitsune: talk about a crappy way to go
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silver: haha I recommend avoiding sentient objects for your first playthrough if you''re going to be anything I recommend a monster or a sentient domain it''s similar to a dungeon but it can move but it''s tied to a monster or a creature if that creature dies you die
kitsune: I''m going with a nine-tailed fox pixie system says it''s a good aerial dog fighter with magic for a monster so I can do drive-bys and shoot other monsters out of the sky till I''m dead I think this will be fun
silver: you are basically a modified A-10 Warthog with two main guns instead of one with the size of a human toddler you can also travel at Mach 3 and your little baby fingers are your machine gun barrels your magical missiles are the most deadliest in the sky of magic Airborne attacks
[system notification body transformation beginning teleportation prep initialize]
5 minutes later
burp grrrrrrrrrrr
[system notification you have slain a giant condor +10exp]
kitsune: this is fucking awesome
[system notification warning there be dragons here]
kitsune: holy fucking shit dragons make mushroom clouds when they''re pissed the shock wave should hit me in 2 minutes
boooooooooooooooooooom x24
[system fourth wall break notification anything at references a sound effect and text with a multiplier buy it a multiplier of one is 10 decibels per multiplier so 20x would be 200 decibels]
[system notification warning received 172 noise pollution damage after noise resistance]
kitsune: fuck system status
[system notification HP 8 out of 180]
kitsune: time to GTFO
roar 4x
roar 4x
roar 3x
sonic boom 6x
kitsune: fuck you fire breathing black dragon dildo
10 minutes later
burp grrrrrrrrrrr
burp grrrrrrrrrrr
burp grrrrrrrrrrr
[system notification you have slain a giant condor +10exp]
[system notification you have slain a giant condor +10exp]
[system notification you have slain]
your level has increased Health fully restored
kitsune: system full status
[kitsune status]
level 1
[hp 200]
[str 3]
[con 20]
[agi 500]
[Magic 200]
[reaction Speed 500]
kitsune: no distributable attributes damn
[system notification you''re classified as a monster attributes are automatically allocated tips you can improve your attributes by eating Treasures or cultivating besides leveling up]
kitsune: system is it possible for me to take a break from being a monster and go back to my previous form and do something else
[system notification: yes but you have to get to level two first or wait 24 hours]
5 minutes later
kitsune: God this baby Drake is a pain in the ass
Draco: who are you calling a pain in the ass scrub
kitsune: didn''t expect this to be a PVP situation I thought you were a normal monster let''s see who will win this fight
Draco: you''re not going to be able to penetrate my hide with your magical bullets
burp grrrrrrrrrrr
burp grrrrrrrrrrr
[system notification you have dealt 3 damage to Draco]
Draco: oh that tickles
kitsune: at least I''m hitting you you haven''t even touched me once I don''t think you could even hit a barn with a giant Fireball
Draco: you want to test that furfag
kitsune: so what there''s nothing wrong with being gay you''re probably a fag too scaly
whoosh
whoosh
whoosh
Draco: stand still you shrimp
kitsune: stop thinking with your fiery balls you can''t hit anything with your balls not even a woman''s pussy time to end this
[system notification Arcana overdrive is available]
kitsune: by the way if you ever lived on earth if you ever heard of the Touhou franchise
Draco: please dude I don''t want to reroll it took me over a month to get this far
kitsune: tough shit Sherlock I want to get to level two to save my progress
kitsune: love sign Master Spark mother fucker
system notification Arcana overdrive activated massive discharge beam engaged
[system notification Overkill 300K damage dealt to Draco]
[system warning core breach planet is unstable]
[system notification for completing your first PVP action one level rewarded]
[system warning core breach planet is unstable]
kitsune: system why does a level one creature like me have the power to blow up a planet or make it unstable I think this might need to be patched
system notification: negative it''s normal for creatures like you to have that much energy power at level one but you won''t be able to use that ability again for a long time till you find a good resource of energy I recommend getting off the planet before you teleport back to the hub you can survive in space
30 minutes later
system Global notification Kitsune within less than 24 hours outside of the Hub as successfully blown up a planet congratulations as received the achievement baby Planet popper
meanwhile at the Hub
Loki: holy shit silver is that the noob you were talking about
silver: it''s been 30 years since that last happened he chose a nine-tailed fox pixie which they do have an ability if it was able to get the energy to activate that ability it''s possible and I don''t know of any other kitsunes
an hour later
kitsune: I rather have lost to Draco then be known as a planet destroyer this is embarrassing but awesome too
silver: amazing kid welcome back to the hub I''m sure you had a lot of fun
kitsune: yeah I did but at the same time I think a lot of people are not going to like me cuz I blew up a planet
Loki: no one gives a shit it''s just a planet and the Multiverse there''s infinite number of planets generated every day and almost the same amount being destroyed every day on purpose or by accident everybody has infinite lives even the minions they just get a new master and a new name cuz it''s a punishment for losing your minions somebody else gets your minions
kitsune: fine I still think I need to find a place to rest for a day before I do anything else crazy