《Multiverse frill Seeker》 chapter 1 my old body is a cocoon and Im no butterfly [system notification: turning on universal translator verbal information will be displayed as text and the name of the individual talking will be displayed with the text] [fourth wall system notification the story will be told through the universal translator so it will look like a text chat room] kitsune: where am I what is this place silver: I have some bad news for you you have died kitsune: I feel quite dizzy silver: oh shit it''s a newbie get a stretcher he''s probably going through integration one week later kitsune: God I need an aspirin for my head and ass silver: here''s some disturbing knowledge for you you used your old body as a cocoon you''re now a Kitsune child it looks around 16 you''re no longer human and now the integration should be done too 1 hour later kitsune: holy crap so you''re basically telling me the Multiverse is the afterlife and I could do whatever I fucking please silver: there''s rules here in the hub outside of the Hub the rules are made by the stronger people and the owners of those territories out there if you die you will come back to the hub if you break the rules in the hub you''ll be in prison in the hub which is impossible to escape from you''ll have to serve your full sentence it could be anywhere from 24 hours to 24,000 years so don''t be stupid kitsune: what''s up with these people with the classification of minion silver: look at minions like NPCs they can have complex or simple programming some of them are smart like us but not all of them but still don''t treat them poorly NPC2: reporting in master silver I''ve completed my task ready to receive my next order silver: Warp back to my territory I''ll give you work later kitsune: do they all have names like that silver: he''s the Soul Survivor of my newbie minions I named him back when I was a noob he''s over 40 years old most of my newer minions have proper names I have 100 minions and a small territory I had three other territories previous to this and I lost them all it''s hard to keep one kitsune: so basically the Multiverse is a territory management strategy game silver: no but it is one way to play it you could be a Arena fighter and Intergalactic Trader a space pirate and Mech operator a cultivator of plants and spiritual energy if you want kitsune: how difficult is it to thrive in them Multiverse silver: people do everything for the sake of fun if you fall down the Hub will catch you set you back up on your feet and give you the resources to try the game again whatever that type of game is kitsune: can I play multiple games at the same time silver: it depends on the games some of them are literally full-time jobs but you can work with the system to have a break most people do that if they have the dungeon core job they basically manage a dungeon for people to go through low level dungeons are allowed to take Saturday and Sunday off or Monday or Tuesday they have to pick their schedule 15 minutes later activity selection area kitsune: the options are hilarious too I can be anything from a sentient pile of crap to a fork to a dragon to a dungeon to a planet even silver: the sentient crap is definitely the crappiest choice literally figuratively too if somebody steps on you you''re dead kitsune: talk about a crappy way to go Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. silver: haha I recommend avoiding sentient objects for your first playthrough if you''re going to be anything I recommend a monster or a sentient domain it''s similar to a dungeon but it can move but it''s tied to a monster or a creature if that creature dies you die kitsune: I''m going with a nine-tailed fox pixie system says it''s a good aerial dog fighter with magic for a monster so I can do drive-bys and shoot other monsters out of the sky till I''m dead I think this will be fun silver: you are basically a modified A-10 Warthog with two main guns instead of one with the size of a human toddler you can also travel at Mach 3 and your little baby fingers are your machine gun barrels your magical missiles are the most deadliest in the sky of magic Airborne attacks [system notification body transformation beginning teleportation prep initialize] 5 minutes later burp grrrrrrrrrrr [system notification you have slain a giant condor +10exp] kitsune: this is fucking awesome [system notification warning there be dragons here] kitsune: holy fucking shit dragons make mushroom clouds when they''re pissed the shock wave should hit me in 2 minutes boooooooooooooooooooom x24 [system fourth wall break notification anything at references a sound effect and text with a multiplier buy it a multiplier of one is 10 decibels per multiplier so 20x would be 200 decibels] [system notification warning received 172 noise pollution damage after noise resistance] kitsune: fuck system status [system notification HP 8 out of 180] kitsune: time to GTFO roar 4x roar 4x roar 3x sonic boom 6x kitsune: fuck you fire breathing black dragon dildo 10 minutes later burp grrrrrrrrrrr burp grrrrrrrrrrr burp grrrrrrrrrrr [system notification you have slain a giant condor +10exp] [system notification you have slain a giant condor +10exp] [system notification you have slain] your level has increased Health fully restored kitsune: system full status [kitsune status] level 1 [hp 200] [str 3] [con 20] [agi 500] [Magic 200] [reaction Speed 500] kitsune: no distributable attributes damn [system notification you''re classified as a monster attributes are automatically allocated tips you can improve your attributes by eating Treasures or cultivating besides leveling up] kitsune: system is it possible for me to take a break from being a monster and go back to my previous form and do something else [system notification: yes but you have to get to level two first or wait 24 hours] 5 minutes later kitsune: God this baby Drake is a pain in the ass Draco: who are you calling a pain in the ass scrub kitsune: didn''t expect this to be a PVP situation I thought you were a normal monster let''s see who will win this fight Draco: you''re not going to be able to penetrate my hide with your magical bullets burp grrrrrrrrrrr burp grrrrrrrrrrr [system notification you have dealt 3 damage to Draco] Draco: oh that tickles kitsune: at least I''m hitting you you haven''t even touched me once I don''t think you could even hit a barn with a giant Fireball Draco: you want to test that furfag kitsune: so what there''s nothing wrong with being gay you''re probably a fag too scaly whoosh whoosh whoosh Draco: stand still you shrimp kitsune: stop thinking with your fiery balls you can''t hit anything with your balls not even a woman''s pussy time to end this [system notification Arcana overdrive is available] kitsune: by the way if you ever lived on earth if you ever heard of the Touhou franchise Draco: please dude I don''t want to reroll it took me over a month to get this far kitsune: tough shit Sherlock I want to get to level two to save my progress kitsune: love sign Master Spark mother fucker system notification Arcana overdrive activated massive discharge beam engaged [system notification Overkill 300K damage dealt to Draco] [system warning core breach planet is unstable] [system notification for completing your first PVP action one level rewarded] [system warning core breach planet is unstable] kitsune: system why does a level one creature like me have the power to blow up a planet or make it unstable I think this might need to be patched system notification: negative it''s normal for creatures like you to have that much energy power at level one but you won''t be able to use that ability again for a long time till you find a good resource of energy I recommend getting off the planet before you teleport back to the hub you can survive in space 30 minutes later system Global notification Kitsune within less than 24 hours outside of the Hub as successfully blown up a planet congratulations as received the achievement baby Planet popper meanwhile at the Hub Loki: holy shit silver is that the noob you were talking about silver: it''s been 30 years since that last happened he chose a nine-tailed fox pixie which they do have an ability if it was able to get the energy to activate that ability it''s possible and I don''t know of any other kitsunes an hour later kitsune: I rather have lost to Draco then be known as a planet destroyer this is embarrassing but awesome too silver: amazing kid welcome back to the hub I''m sure you had a lot of fun kitsune: yeah I did but at the same time I think a lot of people are not going to like me cuz I blew up a planet Loki: no one gives a shit it''s just a planet and the Multiverse there''s infinite number of planets generated every day and almost the same amount being destroyed every day on purpose or by accident everybody has infinite lives even the minions they just get a new master and a new name cuz it''s a punishment for losing your minions somebody else gets your minions kitsune: fine I still think I need to find a place to rest for a day before I do anything else crazy chapter 2 multiverse file corruption a day later [system error cannot recover nine-tailed fox Pixies data] [system notification issuing compensation 100,000 Hub credits] [system Global announcement the monster system is down some users have lost their monster data for each day it''s down everybody will receive 100,000 hub credits regardless if they have a monster or not and if you''re one of the people that lost your characters you''ll receive 1000000 hub credits at the end of the month] kitsune: don''t know if I''m going to enjoy this experience or not is there any risk to my soul if something goes wrong with my character''s data why I''m using it [system admin notification your soul is safe you''re basically interfacing with something similar to a computer if the Multiverse fails nothing happens to your soul you''ll just go to sleep for a while till we restart everything there''s only been 47 catastrophic failures of the Multiverse throughout the history and the last one was 100,000 years ago] kitsune: I went through a weird body transformation when I came here am I the source of this error [system admin notification: you''re not the source of monster data corruption but you did have a corrupt interface on day one that''s why you were out for 7 days and a stupid intern thought it was a good idea to do an alien chestburster thing when they generated your new body that guy is fired] Loki: good morning kitsune I''m sure you got the latest news I hope you didn''t lose your data kitsune: I did Loki: okay that''s super shitty I also lost some data too kitsune: where is Silver I thought he would be with you Loki: silver is busy dealing with one of the other newbies it''s been around for a month named Draco I''m sure you could recognize that name cuz I think you''re the one that killed him yesterday kitsune: I hope Draco is not one of the problem child type throwing a tantrum over a loss Loki: he''s more upset he can''t play his favorite game mode because of corruption he likes playing as a monster kitsune: okay let''s go to the selection hub and see if there''s anything else to do 20 minutes later Draco: Here Comes kitsune kitsune: hi guys this stupid data corruption sucks I have to come here to select another game the first thing I wanted to do when I woke up was to go back to where I was before silver: sorry about your data loss kitsune today I overheard it in the office when I was coming out here Elizabeth: everybody lost their monster data this is probably the worst case of corruption ever Draco: I was thinking about connecting to my draconic sword form anybody interested using me as a weapon to kill monsters in a dungeon kitsune: Draco why are you so possessed with dragon forms or Dragon stuff I know dragons are cool but Draco: I''m a dragon lizard man dragons are kind of my theme and I think they''re awesome kitsune: fine then I might choose to be a sentient Shield cuz I don''t really feel like doing much of anything for the first run through of a dungeon silver: okay I could be the helmet then Loki: I could be the shoes Elizabeth: this sounds interesting I think I''ll be the warrior wielding you all 5 minutes later [now entering newbie dungeon 45] kitsune: disgusting must smash this Goblin''s face If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. 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[system notification activating spiked Shield mode] [system notification you have done 5 damage to Goblin and Elizabeth using you has done an additional 10 damage total damage 15] [system notification your party member Draco with Elizabeth assistance have done a critical hit 45 damage penetrated the Goblins heart] [system notification your party member Loki guided Elizabeth''s foot to goblins crotch critical hit 35 damage] [system notification your party member silver has activated mending and healing aura your durability and HP has been restored by 10] Goblin: ouchie ouchie ouchie my pee pee hurts I kill you [system notification Goblin bites you you lose 1 point of durability backlash damage you have broke the Goblins teeth minus 10 HP on Goblin] [you have slain Goblin] Draco: that''s fucking hilarious oh my pee pee kitsune: I do have to admit that''s pretty hilarious but what''s even more hilarious he died by biting me he broke his teeth and lost his last 10 HP Elizabeth: Loki is definitely a professional guide when it comes to hitting something in the crotch Loki: my disciples you should always go for the groin it''s the greatest weak spot on All Creatures at have testicles and a dick silver: it just proves goblins think with their crotch he got stabbed in the heart and he was still able to say something about his penis before he died kitsune: when the goblin bit me it look like a stupid dog biting a frisbee Loki: let''s go click 4x Elizabeth: fuck I think we stepped in a trap silver: Kitsune activate bulwark [system notification bulwark activated] boom x36 [system notification: party member Elizabeth has died] [system notification your party member Loki has been vaporized] [system notification your party member Draco has snapped in half] [system notification your party member silver has been shredded] [system notification you have been turned into scrap metal you''re dead] [now returning to the hub] 5 minutes later kitsune: what the fuck I didn''t even get a damage readout Elizabeth: I did it was 482k damage Draco: God my luck the second time I''ve been hit over 100k damage I received 300K damage from Kitsune yesterday and 400k from an explosive trap in a dungeon today silver: I''m reporting dungeon 45 it''s not a newbie dungeon it shouldn''t have something with that much explosive force in the way of a trap it''s misclassified Loki: even a trap around 400 damage is acceptable for a newbie dungeon wiping a party out a newbie dungeon should not have access to a level 180 plus trap that''s why I didn''t notice it cuz I''m only level five boots if it was a normal dungeon trap for that level i would have been able to detect it and avoid it [system notification your party will receive a data rollback compensation] Draco: yay I''m not going to lose my level 30 sword to [system notification you have left your party] silver: kitsune why did you leave the party kitsune: I want to try to do something else by myself for a while I''m kind of pissed I hate playing broken games Draco: dude the Multiverse is normally not this shitty this is the first day of had any problems with the Multiverse but I can understand how you feel Elizabeth: yeah right now the Multiverse feels like some Electronic Arts bullshit kitsune: if I don''t get too invested in what I''m planning to do for the next 2 hours I''ll rejoin you guys in 2 hours 2 minutes later announcer Bob: welcome to the great battle Mech Arena contestants we have a newcomer planetary Destroyer Kitsune versus Helen the ravenous succubus [system notification 1 minute before match starts] kitsune: system Mech status [Mech status] armor 150 horsepower 60 energy Supply 200 Heat 0/100 cooling rate 15 per sec 2x Vulcan machine guns normal condition shoulder mounted missile launcher normal condition cockpit normal condition legs normal condition arms normal condition kitsune: system abilities [system abilities] mechanized dragon fist 50 energy 50~120 damage armor damage 5~25 cloudburst machine gun blast 100 energy 40 damage per second and armor damage 3 per second Helen: you look like an interesting new Challenger kitsune: I hope you''re not an actual succubus it wants to suck my dick cuz I''m not interested in sex Helen: it''s a stupid achievement I got I''m not a horny succubus announcer Bob: are you guys ready kitsune/helen: ready rat-a-tat tat rat-a-tat tat whoosh whoosh [system notification critical hit seriously damaged right arm of your opponent] [system warning heat level high] kitsune: damn it my machine guns suck helen: yeah the Vulcan guns overheat too fast that''s why I replaced one with a sword kitsune: system discard the Vulcan guns system notification unequipping Vulcan guns helen: you''re discarding your guns I can understand dropping maybe one of them both are you crazy kitsune: let''s go fisticuffs I just feel like punching in something into scrap metal nothing personal I received 400k damage today for the first time inside a newbie dungeon cuz it was misclassified and I lost my monster data [system warning right leg has been shattered you have been downed] helen: sorry kid you have lost cuz your arms are too short to reach me and I was able to stab your leg and shatter it with my sword you''re basically down for the count kitsune: having a battle Mech with only 60 horsepower kind of sucks it''s impossible to react I guess you got 400 horsepower in that thing or more helen: this match was totally one-sided from the beginning they need to put noobs against minions my opinion before they can fight other people 60 horsepower versus 200 horsepower that makes your movement speed of your Mech about 4 mph why mine is around 30 mph and you''re turning radius is slower than a sloth taking a dump announcer Bob: winner Helen [returning to the hub] kitsune:time to go home screw this I don''t feel like doing anything else I think this day is cursed