Dear diary,


    Rainbows aren''t real and so am I.


    Today I am reborn, I am no more the embarrassment that is Tina. She is a person separate from me, a hallucination. Yes. a hallucination is not real and therefore not me. Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    Gods, I am so doomed.


    The party is over and everyone''s gone home already. Gina said that it was okay I puked in front of everyone, and that puking is a totally normal thing to do. But like, I puked on the princess, after she gave me something!


    I''m scared I made her mad and I''m really embarrassed. I''m just going to stay in my room for a while. Until everyone forgets what happened. Or until I forget what happened. Because my brain is not letting me live in peace right now.


    Love,


    Not Tina