Dear diary,
I''m doomed. Like really doomed. Like ultra mega doomed, doomed. Like so doomed no one''s ever gonna wanna associate with me doomed. Doomed to hell and back, doomed to heaven and back, doomed to Saturn and Jupiter and mars and all the planets in the universe.Did you know this story is from Royal Road? Read the official version for free and support the author.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I puked in front of everyone in the party. I will never recover, never. I shouldn''t have drunk that weird concoction the princess gave me. She sucks at cooking, or is it mixing drinks? I don''t want to go outside, I can''t go outside. It''s physically impossible.
I''m so embarrassed.
Love,
Tina