Dear diary,


    This islands really weird. We just drove through a jungle and now were in a desert. There''s sand everywhere. We stopped by an oasis and now my shoes are full of sand. The outside of the RV is covered in sand. There''s sand in my bed. Heck, even you''re covered in sand. The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.


    Though that''s kinda my fault since I dropped you, but still! I don''t like sand.


    There was even sand in my rice cake. Doty and Theodore are covered in sand so the inside of the RV is also sandy because they keep bringing sand inside.


    Sand is evil.


    Love,


    Tina