Dear diary,


    The dinosaur''s been sent back to dinosaur land. Bitsy made a massive portal and we had to herd the dinosaur inside. When I say we I mean Doty. It was mostly Doty, I just sat on her back and cheered. I was basically there as emotional support. If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.


    Also, Theodore got jealous of me! He looked so betrayed when I hopped off Doty and he was even crying a little. Sheesh, it''s not like I was stealing his girl friend or anything.


    Now that the dinosaur''s gone we can finally go back to the road trip!


    Love,


    Tina