Dear diary,


    Another one of those octopus things showed up again today. I feel like you''re having a feast lately, food just floats themselves into the house. Lucky.


    There''s no more fog outside and I heard barking throughout the night. They must be getting closer to the house. We should probably clean up these weird octopus things and fix the broken window in the toilet.A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.


    I can''t believe I forgot about that thing. The octopi must be getting inside from there. I don''t think Gina likes octopus, she doesn''t even like fish.


    Octopus are like fish right? Aren''t they? Or are they more like slugs?


    I don''t know.


    Let''s go fix that broken window and you can eat all the octopi we find on the way there.


    Love,


    Tina