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    Mom : David Can you get Evy out ?


    David : nah don''t want to it right now .


    Mom : DAVID YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOUR XBOX GETS A LOCK


    David [dammit, i was just about getting a sweet new gear dammit.]


    David : alright mom.


    Mom : AND WALK A GOOD ROUND, NOT JUST AT THE END OF THE STREET .


    Mom : AND WALK AROUND THE PARK!!!


    David : alright alright ...


    David - puts the pink with little diamonds leash on Evy.


    David [ who in his right mind takes a chiwawa as a dog ??]


    David [ mom apparently]


    David [sigh..]


    David : Evy dont pull the leash.


    Evy  - draws the leash at the most of her strenght.


    (lol)


    David : dammit Evy you made me fall.


    Random Truck - tuut tuut motherfcker.


    David [ So i died a pathetic death]


    GOD : muahaha death by a  chiwawa this is a first.


    GOD : but you are not supposed to be dead yet, you live around your 30 birthday with your mom and then slip on a banana hit your head against a Xbox Zone.


    David : so when i die, i die pathetic that''s great real great there god.


    GOD : yeah.. sorry about that, how about i get your soul to reincarnated in a different body and world?


    Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.David : so i can die again pathetic??? to entertain you ?? do you think this is funny ? THIS IS MY LIFE, DON''T YOU LOOK DOWN TO IT.


    GOD : Alright alright don''t get your panties in your crouch.


    GOD :  i feel bad now. How about this.


    GOD : i will ask a bunch GOD''S to bless you with their divine, but in return i can watch your adventure''s  and if other GOD''S want to they have to ask permission.


    GOD : boy this a good deal. where i''m  about to send you you gonna need it


    GOD : divine blessing can really help  your stats or skills.


    David : this sounds like you are gonna send me to a RPG world?


    GOD : did i not said that ?


    David : no you did not! But alright you better give me some good divine shizzel.


    GOD : yeah yeah good shizzel.


    GOD : goodbye for now, sleepy time.


    David [yawn .. sleep time it is.


    You Get Divine Power From


    <table><tbody><tr><td>you get the blessing from GOD Heka</td></tr><tr><td>you get the blessing from GOD Lugh</td></tr><tr><td>you get the blessing from GOD Chronos</td></tr><tr><td>you get the blessing from GOD Ares</td></tr></tbody></table>