《Whaa.. I died ??》
Pre Chapter -01 - So i died!
things that are said :
things that are thought [ ]
things that are done -
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Mom : David Can you get Evy out ?
David : nah don''t want to it right now .
Mom : DAVID YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOUR XBOX GETS A LOCK
David [dammit, i was just about getting a sweet new gear dammit.]
David : alright mom.
Mom : AND WALK A GOOD ROUND, NOT JUST AT THE END OF THE STREET .
Mom : AND WALK AROUND THE PARK!!!
David : alright alright ...
David - puts the pink with little diamonds leash on Evy.
David [ who in his right mind takes a chiwawa as a dog ??]
David [ mom apparently]
David [sigh..]
David : Evy dont pull the leash.
Evy - draws the leash at the most of her strenght.
(lol)
David : dammit Evy you made me fall.
Random Truck - tuut tuut motherfcker.
David [ So i died a pathetic death]
GOD : muahaha death by a chiwawa this is a first.
GOD : but you are not supposed to be dead yet, you live around your 30 birthday with your mom and then slip on a banana hit your head against a Xbox Zone.
David : so when i die, i die pathetic that''s great real great there god.
GOD : yeah.. sorry about that, how about i get your soul to reincarnated in a different body and world?
Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.David : so i can die again pathetic??? to entertain you ?? do you think this is funny ? THIS IS MY LIFE, DON''T YOU LOOK DOWN TO IT.
GOD : Alright alright don''t get your panties in your crouch.
GOD : i feel bad now. How about this.
GOD : i will ask a bunch GOD''S to bless you with their divine, but in return i can watch your adventure''s and if other GOD''S want to they have to ask permission.
GOD : boy this a good deal. where i''m about to send you you gonna need it
GOD : divine blessing can really help your stats or skills.
David : this sounds like you are gonna send me to a RPG world?
GOD : did i not said that ?
David : no you did not! But alright you better give me some good divine shizzel.
GOD : yeah yeah good shizzel.
GOD : goodbye for now, sleepy time.
David [yawn .. sleep time it is.
You Get Divine Power From
| you get the blessing from GOD Heka |
| you get the blessing from GOD Lugh |
| you get the blessing from GOD Chronos |
| you get the blessing from GOD Ares |
chapter 2 The beginning
im back !
so a few people liked it .
good enough for me
i will write a another chapter. please help me if you can and want it. that would be great !
this can be done by help me with the grammar any many more because i do suck at writing but not so much at thinking .( i think) (by the way i will change somethings, some for the better i hope)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------[table]| you get the blessing from GOD Heka |
| you get the blessing from GOD Lugh |
| you get the blessing from GOD Chronos |
| you get the blessing from GOD Ares |
David [ huh? whats this ?]
| GOD ??? hello David this must freak you out.
but don''t worry this normal in this world.
a few friends blessed you, you lucky dog!
be sure to do funny stuff |
| you get the blessing from THE ONE GOD ??? |
Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators!David [ what the actual f*ck is this?]
David [ and where am i ?]
David [ i feel tired , i think i''m gonna sleep]
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nine months later.
David [ WHAT IS THIS IS SO TIGHT, I SEE SOME LIGHT .
David [ IT FEELS SO WRONG!!! I WILL REMEMBER THIS FOR EVER . F*CK MY LIFE ALREADY]
David [QUES THAT MY NEW DAD , DO THAT ALREADY FUUUUUUU
- the midwive gave David to a man -
???: it''s a girl !
David [ NO NOT A GIRLS BODY IM GONNA KILL THAT GOD ]
David : cry noise .
- the men give the new born girl to his wife-
??? : Jerul it''s a boy !! It is just tiny, look again.
Jerul : he you are right!
David [ few so not a girl ? yes thank you god!
- the cry noise stops-
Jerul : look Mimmon he is a stong child
- trows the NEW BORN CHILD IN THE AIR- < joostieh dad is sure crazy>
David [ WAAAA DAD IS CRAZY]
Mimmon : Jerul give him to me!
Mimmon : GET OUT!! YOU DON''T TROW A CHILD IN THE AIR !!
Jerul : but honny i just wanted to know if he is strong!
- Mimmon looks at Jerul with a look that the most strongest man to get scared-
Jerul : im going.
Mimmon : hi sweety, i am your new mommy.
chapter 3 New World New Me
so hi readers does someone know how to make a poll? is there a thread somewhere?
and if you want your name in the story tell me so i can make that happen.
i do this because i suck at making new names. and this is more fun
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David [ so status screen, huh?]
| Status Locked |
| Name: | ??? | Age | 1 hour |
| Screen Locked | age 5 full access |
David [ nooooo that is to long to wait .]
Mimmon : your name shall be teodoro sorenson baldur.
-Jerul shouts-
Jerul : that is a fine name for our strong child.
Mimmon : yes it is
David [ so teodoro sorenson baldur, what a weird name]
BING! New Update
| Status Locked |
| Name: | teodoro sorenson baldur | Age | 1 hour 05 minutes |
| Screen Locked | age 5 full access |
Mimmon : hello teo welcome to our family
Teo [ so when do we go home can not wait till we get home to my new mom and dadisch]
Teo [ the big mansion of course and many maids to tease of course ]
Teo [ the butler that is freakischly strong , that knows much form the world and of course is old]
Teo [ i am excited for my new home!]
Jerul : i can not wait that you can help at the farm son!
Jerul : that will be a huge lift off my shoulder get older now !
mimmon: sigh... darling he is just a hour old you have to be patience for about 5 years!
Teo [ 5 years huh ? same age at the unlocked screen ?]
Teo [ 5 years to learn stuff and then to work huh?]
- in someone''s head in this room falls a gold coin-
A case of literary theft: this tale is not rightfully on Amazon; if you see it, report the violation.
Teo [ WHAT FARM ? ] [ WHERE IS THE MANSION, THE BUTLER AND THE MAID''S TO TEASE ???]
Teo [ NOOOOO]
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1 year later
| congratulations you are now 1 year |
DING! NEW UPDATE
| Status Locked |
| Name: | teodoro sorenson baldur | Age | 1 year 00days
00 monthes 00 hours 00 minutes 00 sec |
| Screen Locked | age 5 full access |
Teo [ so had has been a year ago huh?, sure goes fast.]
Teo [ so i learned a lot the past year. ]
Teo [ about that the currency here is 1 platinum coin -> 10 gold coins -> 100 silver coins -> 1000 bronze coins ]
Teo [ but only the king deal in platinum coins]
Teo [ a family like mine we deal more in the silver coins and bronze] [ merchant are folks that mostly deals in silver and gold ]
Teo [the world is called rarlelm, there are 7 continent Osoris, Ekeron, Ropish, Ubos, Obrix, Jubira and Pheakuek.*
Teo [but we don''t live on those! ] [ we live on a sky island that is called The Black Reef.]
Teo [ our island is in the sky. how cool is that ! ] [ i don''t know how it floats. but hey it does .]
Teo [ dad keeps talking about some legacy of the island, but he want say more about it.] [ curious very curious.]
chapter 4 The Farm
hello i hope that you enjoy the next chapter i think it will be better ?
so if you think its better say it. or is it worse please say this also
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the past few years dad keep saying about a legacy.
that his dad, my grandpa told him and his dad told him.
i asked dad about this ''legacy''but he wont tell me yet so i just ignored it.
last year when i was four i asked dad, if i can help around the farm.
he said: sure teo that will help a lot. so i helped him.
i knew that are many different kinds of farms there is
you can have a pigs farm, cow farm, unicorns farm, demons farm, and many more.
my mom and dad have a scale farm.
when i asked dad what is a scale farm ?
he told me that a scale farm is a farm that have animals with lots of scales.
and then he showed me the farm status
| Farm |
| Type: | Scales | Durability: | 100/100 |
| Quality: | Rank : 6 |
| High quality Farm |
| owners | Jerul Baldur & Mimmon Baldur |
so we got a lot of different kinds of scale animals.
i don''t remember al the names of them so i went and give them new name.
for example : big blue wing snake, little devilisch red snakey.
primarily i kept it easy because i am rely bad at names.
i actually thought that my dad and mom where poison harvesting farmers, but i thought wrong.
mom told me that she will teach me how to make scale armor or scale leather.
i told mom back then that i would love to learn more , she looked at me a bit shocked.
back then i did not behave like a four old kid. but then i again i never did.
around the same time mom said she would teach me about scale armor, dad said to me in a paternal voice son your mom will teach you how to defend your self.
but i teach something else.
son this is about our family legacy.
about six months your fifth birthday then you are ready to begin your journey threw life.
you can choose what your class will be in life.
The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.but our family legacy is a bit different!
if you want this class you have to exactly to do what i say!
but first let me tell you of our family legacy!
our family ancestors where also farmers.
but back then a village was alone.
and a village had only about a hundred pepeol. so as a village-chief you had to choose who had to be a blacksmith, who at to be a food farmer and many more.
but our ancestor had something discovered.
when the first master get this class he must have thought what a great handy class.
a new class back then, nowadays it''s a secret class that some want but can''t have because they don''t know how.
but our ancestors and i do know the methode.
do you think teo that you want it?
dad... i don''t know if i want it... BECAUSE I DON''T KNOW WHAT THE CLASS IS ?
oh how silly of me.
the most difficult but most rewarding class is a LEGEN... wait for it...DARY
teo thought hmm jack of al trades master of non
DING!
| do you want the class JACK OF AL TRADES, MASTER OF NON
yes/no
a free gift of THE TRUE GOD |
uhh dad i get the class status now !?
son what did you say? you get the window now ?
should i choose it or should i wait ?
teo do you want the class or not?
hmmi think so i want to travel the world learn lots of different shizzel and this class will allow me to learn a lot of different things.
it''s a bit hard. dad ? what do you think i should do?
with a parental voice jerul says teodoro sorenson baldur you have showed me that you are wise beyond your years.
and i''m very proud about that.
my thoughts on this is namely that you would master a single class very quickly.
after that you would be bored. so i think you should do it.
| you''re dad is a smart man
you should accept |
hmm dad i think i