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    Lord, Chord, and Sword


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    King of Rock''s Song


    Living all alone in his great castle was a lord


    Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.his territory was so peaceful, he had grown quite bored


    one day while he wandered through the castle by himself


    he thought he heard the sound of music, coming from a shelf


    On the shelf beneath a pile of papers was a sword


    when he leaned in close, he heard it play another chord


    he picked it up and it transformed into a battle axe


    a flying V guitar that gave him guitar playing hax


    The lonely lord became a rock star, known throughout the land


    other lords who heard his music, came and joined his band


    they played such heavy metal that they woke the dragon king


    who soon became a fan and didn’t break a single thing