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    Haust


    How about this: heavy metal skysharks.


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    Heavy Metal Sky Sharks'' Song


    One upon a time there was a village to the west


    a loving father tucked his daughter into bed to rest


    before she slept she often asked her father for a tale


    this time what she asked him was a question grand in scale


    “Where does heavy metal come from, dad” she softly asked?


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    the father scratched his head and then decided it was time


    to pass along the story of their village told in rhyme


    “Long ago our village used to listen to Disco


    that was all our people knew of many years ago


    one day though, a monster rose up from the ocean deep


    and started to attack us like some big annoying creep


    We were all too helpless as that monster ran amok


    but as fires were raging one old man would have some luck


    he found an ancient manuscript which when was read aloud


    flying sharks in masks appeared behind a magic cloud


    They played a sound the likes of which our kind had never heard


    solos on guitars that sounding like a singing bird


    drums that pounded mercilessly til the Earth at cracked


    the bass was pretty average, but but the vocalist was stacked


    The monster from the ocean didn’t even stand a chance


    while it ran away our village all began to dance


    to this day our village celebrates those fateful days


    and summon flying sharks with heavy metal on Thursdays”