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batotit
Okay, let''s try... "LitRPG," "Xianxia," and "Harem."
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<td style="width: 100%; text-align: center">Once there was a cultivator born with bones of jade
the pride of his whole temple where the finest pills were made
one day he made pills by mixing cheese, ginseng, and socks
he made a pill that let him see his own blue status box</td>
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<td style="width: 100%; text-align: center">Though he was the strongest cultivator ever known
he couldn’t help but cry at what the status screen had shown
though the screen confirmed that all his powers all were there
any stats related to relationships were bare</td>
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<td style="width: 100%; text-align: center">He had zero aptitude for romance so he cried
the numbers in his status screen had torn away his pride
Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation.in a daze he ran away into the busy street
and then he was run over by a carriage hauling wheat</td>
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<td style="width: 100%; text-align: center">He awoke to find himself in unfamiliar land
on a magic circle that he couldn’t understand
next to him and older wizard waved ‘hello’ and smiled
“save us from the demon lord, oh precious hero child”</td>
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<td style="width: 100%; text-align: center">The cultivator looked around in shock and understood
he had died a stupid death, and now was here for good
he was more consumed by sadness than he’d ever been
but by chance he noticed something on his status screen</td>
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<td style="width: 100%; text-align: center">Underneath the stats that showed his old abilities
there was one new skill that, when he saw it, made him freeze
when he checked it last his romance skill was locked at “none”
now the number listed was a million and one</td>
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<td style="width: 100%; text-align: center">He thanked the wizard kindly and was quickly on his way
and started one big family after he’d saved the day
soon a thousand children with his likeness had been made
all of whom were cultivators, born with bones of jade</td>
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The prompts were three whole genres, but i think i pulled it off
although some rhymes did come from the far end of the trough
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