Liu Laoliu said with a smile, "you hate me now. In the future, you will ask for a bargain - Kangxi will come in a few days and get ready for reception."


    I wondered, "why not Nurhachi?" Because most of the four are the founding monarchs of their own country. Although Li Shimin is not Taizu, he basically worked hard on the foundation of the Tang Dynasty, not to mention Genghis Khan. Without this old man, there would be no Kublai Khan.


    Liu Laoliu said, "don''t you find that I strive to give you the best? The national strength was much stronger during Kangxi."


    "What kind of medicine do you sell in eight gourds, old Wang?"


    Liu Laoliu said with a gloomy face, "you lack the minimum respect for your superiors more and more."


    I said, "it''s cheap for you. You''ve grown a generation without adding the word ''egg''."


    Liu Laoliu said angrily, "I''m leaving!"


    I dragged him and said, "pay back! You owe me thousands of dollars."


    Liu Laoliu suddenly looked pitiful and said with a smile, "what can''t we say well? It''s a big deal. I''ll give you two more emperors next time."


    I cried, "shit! I don''t want the emperor!" The four bosses on the table immediately looked at me


    Liu Laoliu begged, "well, after the steamed stuffed bun is pregnant, I''ll send you the four beauties."


    I thought for a while and said flatly, "no!"


    Let''s count the four beauties. First of all, Diao Chan can''t hook up. Anyway, it''s also the wife of Er Pang''s last life. Friends and wives can''t play; Wang Zhaojun, in a sense, is also a heroine who has made contributions to national peace; Xi Shi, this is the worst. I heard that she finally ran away with Fan Li, the richest man at that time. Such a woman has no famous car and villa for her. Can she be honest with you? Finally, it is Yang Yuhuan. Apart from the aesthetic view of fat as beauty in the Tang Dynasty, does Yang MM''s armpit have a cumin flavor


    Liu Laoliu probably used mind reading skills on me and immediately changed his mind and said, "then I''ll give you su Daji''s praise Si and Zhao Feiyan. They are all tempting goblins, hehe."


    This time, I waved and said, "then go, you don''t have to pay back the money."


    Liu Laoliu: "


    After the old liar left. I called Wang Yin and asked him to drive the school bus to pick us up. He couldn''t take a taxi. It seemed more formal. Where did the emperor go out to hire a car?


    I went back to my seat and chatted with your majesty for a while. Although they were all emperors, they were basically self-made elites. Now they have changed their environment, so they don''t take airs. Everyone is talkative. Li Shimin is smart and generous, He''s left-handed (please refer to the official history for the original form of real history, if there is one), Zhao Kuangyin is relatively silent. But often he is right. Through chatting, I know that Lao Zhao is not a grass-roots origin, and his father is a member of the army. Moreover, his power is not small. Genghis Khan is cheerful and forthright, but he is not completely schemless. He seems to be a big brother who can be relied on. Only Zhu Yuanzhang has a little foreword After talking, he twisted his ass around on the chair and looked at me. I said with concern: "why does brother Ba Ba have hemorrhoids?"


    Zhu Yuanzhang hesitated: "well, let me ask, has my great Ming Dynasty been maintained since then?"


    It turned out that I was thinking about this. Several people here are generation after generation. Although the other three people know that their rivers and mountains have been lost in the hands of their descendants, their hearts are relieved. Only Zhu Yuanzhang came here for the first time and saw no one answer him. They thought his Ming Dynasty was an iron tube evergreen. In fact, if you don''t maintain it, you won''t see it. There is no eunuch with the word "factory".


    In order not to hurt Lao Zhu''s heart. I said gently, "come to Kangxi some day. You can ask him about these things. But don''t be angry if you want to learn from those three."


    Zhu Yuanzhang''s face changed and finally sighed, "it seems that my Daming has not been saved. Hey, why is there no foundation for ten thousand years?"


    Li Shimin said with a smile: "people call us long live the emperor. The people on this table add up to 40000 years old. In fact, it''s not necessarily interesting to live so long."


    I added, "add me 49000 years old - I''m still the king of the Han Dynasty."


    Then the four emperors (Genghis Khan barely counted as one) began to sigh East and West, saying that it was no different to chat with four executives when the emperor was so tired and worried.


    After a while, Wang Yin came in a car. I introduced him. Wang Yin only nodded to Genghis Khan. It seems that he is not interested in the emperor. No wonder that Fang La and his gang were rebellious people in their last life. From this point of view, Wang Yin and Zhao Kuangyin are a little too small.


    In the car, Wang Yin said to me, "brother Xiang Yu went back to school in the middle of the night yesterday. Then he put down his car and rode away."


    I asked hurriedly, "did he say anything?"


    "No, he borrowed some money from us and left. He said he left a note for you in the car." Wang Yin said and gave me the car key.


    "He didn''t say what to do?"


    "No."


    Xiang Yu didn''t go home after delivering Zhang Bing last night. Why did he ride a rabbit?


    Li Shimin patted me on the back and said, "is Xiang Yu the overlord of Western Chu?"


    I said, "yes, that''s it."


    Zhu Yuanzhang sighed: "I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong. At first, I only said that the overlord of Chu was a little narrow-minded. Why not make a comeback once he lost. Now it seems that this is not a wise move. Life is short, it is decades of life, and in the end it is empty." It is worthy of being a monk. Zhu Yuanzhang was born again and was full of philosophical thinking.


    Li Shimin replied: "I still miss Xiang Yu and refuse to cross Jiangdong? Who wrote this? It''s a bit of spirit."


    Zhu Yuanzhang pointed to Zhao Kuangyin and said, "it seems that Lao Zhao said it. Brother, I''m really not good at poetry."


    Wang Yin said while driving: "Li Qingzhao said, this man is still a woman. There are two sentences in front."


    Li Shimin said excitedly, "Oh, how do you write two more sentences?"


    WY: "... Forgot."


    Li Shimin looked at me with inquisitive eyes. I scratched my head and said, "isn''t there a sentence ''the head has fallen off a bowl and a big scar''? Hey hey, I''m disappointed to the emperor. You don''t know much about the feudal prime minister."


    Li Shimin sighed and said, "when you arrive later, find me some books and I''ll read them myself."


    I said, "I don''t know what the emperor wants to see. Since the Tang Dynasty, there are many new books, young and old. The Golden Vase plum and meat Futon are all very good. In another book, you are the second-largest man - the person second only to the hero."


    Li Shimin suddenly became curious: "Oh, which book is it?"


    "Journey to the west is about monk Tang learning scriptures. It often mentions you. Isn''t monk Tang your royal brother?"


    "Tang monk is..." Li Shimin wondered.


    Wang Yin is worthy of staying at school every day. He chimed in and said, "it''s Xuanzang."


    Li Shimin suddenly said, "hehe, it''s the monk. When did he become my imperial brother?"


    It''s impossible to delve into this, because Wu Chengen''s writing is different from ours. Most of it is made up.


    When we got to the school, we couldn''t get together at this point, so we had to call the customers we could find to the ladder classroom for a small welcome party. These customers now have a symposium every Friday, and when new people come, they have a welcome meeting. They have long been in collusion with each other, and there is no novelty. In fact, every meeting has become a good time for them to fart and chat.


    But this time it''s all VIP characters. It caused quite a stir in the meeting. I announced two rules. First, you can sign and take a group photo with your own dynasty or favorite emperor. Second, people who were ruled in a certain Dynasty are not allowed to vent their anger on the founding emperor. This is mainly aimed at the heroes. The result is completely superfluous. The bandits now live a fart. As one of the earliest customers, they fully understand that living is the essence to enjoy, one by one.


    I didn''t expect that 300 Yuejiajun were indifferent to Zhao Kuangyin. I thought that even if they didn''t kowtow and worship, at least they had to look at the founding father differently. Now it seems that they really only loyal to Yue Fei. That''s not to say that song Gaozong should suspect Yue Fei. 300 loyal to Yue Fei is because Yue Fei is loyal to the country. It''s not a means of leadership, but a charm of personality.


    After the routine welcome ceremony, a group of artists gathered around Li Shimin. It''s not flattery. But many things at the artistic level need to be explained by the emperor of the early Tang Dynasty from a strategically advantageous point of view. Li Shimin also consulted Zhang Zeduan on the poem "thinking about Xiang Yu so far". Wang Xizhi and the two miracle doctors didn''t know each other, so they just got together and chatted.


    Although the heroes were born before Genghis Khan and took advantage of the first, they knew that he was a hero on the grassland. Regardless of the suspicion of destroying the country, they took the old man to drink.


    Naturally, Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang were not idle. They found speculative chat friends respectively. It can be seen that they still didn''t adapt to this environment. They met hundreds of people, and none of them kowtowed. However, they heard that Qin Shihuang had planed his tomb, and Liu Bang was doing small business with a fake goods seller. Only then did they have a balance of mind.


    Fortunately, Wu Sangui is not here, otherwise I don''t know if he can deal with Zhu Yuanzhang and Kangxi who will come in a few days. This will see the disadvantages of being a traitor. Coupled with Li Zicheng, none of the people who have dealt with him can get along with him. At this point, he seems to be worse than Qin Hui.


    I saw that there was nothing to do for the time being. XiuXiu and others would help take care of my life. So I went to find my car as Wang Yin said. I was curious about what note Xiang Yu left me.


    When I opened the door, I saw a folded note on the steering wheel. When I opened it, I saw only a few big words on it: I went to find Yu Ji. She was in my heart.


    In an instant, I was like being watered down by cold water. Where can I find Yu Ji?


    I suddenly remembered that he Tiandou was going to tell Xiang Yu about the time when Yu Ji was born last night, but Xiang Yu stopped him and said he knew. I thought there was something mysterious in it. Now I think he was afraid that he Tiandou said it and killed his last hope. Now he rode a horse and didn''t know where he was. He also said that Yu Ji was in his heart. It was too poetic, This is fucking suicide!


    I also remembered that he was holding Zhang Bing, who was seen through, and his face showed strange comfort. That was because he didn''t get along well with Zhang Bing. The conflict between reality and ideal made him very contradictory. When Zhang Bing was exposed, Yu Ji lived again and became the perfect beautification body he loved and wanted, and the overlord''s heart also lived.


    Now, I can only hope that Xiang Yu, who ran away, just wants to relax in his depression. Maybe he will go back to the previous ridge and come back after remembering it. Or maybe I will never see the ancestor of this steamed stuffed bun again


    I was extremely depressed. At this time, I found that several hand marks were caught on the windshield of my car. Because a wiper of my car was broken, half of the windshield was full of mud. The wet hand marks were pushed up and brought all the mud down. The effect was not obvious. As a result, the destroyer pressed several ink marks on my body.


    I was so angry that I jumped and scolded, "which unlucky child did this?"


    I was crazy. I just heard a man behind me say, "it''s the Mafia. Pressing the black fingerprints on your car means they''re going to do it on you."


    When I looked back, it was Fei San. His words reminded me that the Mafia seems to have such a habit. I don''t know if it learned from Li Mochou.


    I didn''t care to say more. I looked carefully at the fingerprints on the car. Suddenly, I was angry and shouted, "shit, there are six fingers in the Mafia --"