Liu Laoliu pointed to me and said, "I haven''t officially introduced you. This is Xiaoqiang, the master here. If you need anything in the future, you can directly find him."


    Li Shimin said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang has a good eloquence. What''s the official position now?"


    As for this, it''s hard to answer. In the Qin Dynasty, I was the king of Qi and the king of Wei. In the early Han Dynasty, I was the king side by side, but the person asking questions was Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty. I can''t fool the emperor of the Tang Dynasty with the officials of the Qin and Han Dynasties, can I? What''s that called, the old man of the former dynasty?


    So I had to say bitterly, "my cloth clothes, hey, cloth clothes..." in fact, I''m wearing a leather jacket.


    Li Shimin said in surprise, "no, I don''t think you''re under Fang Xuanling."


    Liu Laoliu twisted me: "thank you, emperor?"


    Li Shimin and I asked, "thank you for what?"


    Liu Laoliu said with a smile, "the emperor said that you are not under Fang Xuanling. That is to seal you as prime minister. You have no jokes, so thank you."


    Unexpectedly, the old liar also watched a lot of historical soap operas. In these dramas, the so-called famous ministers and prime ministers followed the emperor''s ass to lead them to say wrong words, and then knocked their heads on the ground and shouted "thank you Lord longen" to knock bricks and nail corners. What they relied on was this "you have no jokes" - fortunately, I am not the emperor. If you really have no jokes, When making out that night, I always told steamed stuffed bun whether to live or die?


    Now Liu Laoliu ran me into this job. The other party is the emperor again. I can''t help but give face, so I casually picked up a bowl of wine and touched Li Shimin and said, "thank you Lord longen. I''ll do whatever you want."


    The other emperors were wide eyed. I guess my brothers haven''t seen such a childish canonization ceremony.


    Li Shimin also knew that it was just a joke. He smiled and took a drink from his bowl. In this regard, my identity changed again and I became the Prime Minister of Tang Zhenguan Nian.


    Liu Laoliu said: "in fact, Xiaoqiang is not only the principal of our Yucai civil and military school, but also a well-known figure."


    "Headmaster?" Zhao Kuangyin wondered.


    "In fact, it''s a small private school. Later, the state invested money to run a large one. It''s still a private school." I said.


    Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly said, "that''s the Imperial College. Aren''t you a grand master?"


    I took the wine and said, "thank the Lord longen again -"


    Zhu Yuanzhang laughed and said, "well, you can be my grand master."


    At this point, a new villain was born, master Xiao - listen, the name alone shows that there are all kinds of evils in selling women for glory, although this master may be different from that one.


    I stole an eye on the other two, Zhao Kuangyin, sitting with his lapel straight. I''ve always heard that song Taizu was also a hooligan. It doesn''t look like that, but Zhu Yuanzhang occasionally dodges his eyes, which has a bit of the charm of Liu Bang.


    Genghis Khan said with a smile, "it seems that there are meeting gifts. We Mongols don''t have so many red tape, and I don''t know what official to seal you. Well, Xiaoqiang, every bowl of wine you drink is equivalent to a one-day journey on horseback. The grassland you pass on this day, including the people, cattle and sheep, I will assign it to you as your territory."


    Fire! I heard that the land that Gen Gi Khan had descended later, and he could not finish the journey by horse for a year, but he didn''t know how old the territory would be. Old fellow, he could not afford to drink one hundred or two hundred bowls. If I changed into beer, I could barely drink two County cities. Baijiu was the only one who had been able to get it. Are you serious?


    So I drank a bowl symbolically. Genghis Khan looked at me and said regretfully, "it''s a pity that you missed a good opportunity. If you''re unlucky, you won''t see anyone on this day''s journey, but I''ll write it down for you."


    Later, I forgot to ask how to calculate this day, because if you want a straight line to run without a circle, you can only get a line segment. What do you say I want a line for. Did you collect tolls from herdsmen on the grassland?


    All of us will focus on Zhao Kuangyin. Whether it''s a joke or not, they all gave gifts. They are all emperors. There is no self-respect here.


    Zhao Kuangyin scratched his head and said, "are they all civil servants? How about being a general in my place?"


    I hurriedly said, "OK, OK."


    To tell you the truth, I''m not interested in the prime minister or the grand master. I''m looking for someone to be a grand master after graduating from high school? The general sounds much better. Although it can''t be printed on the business card, it''s also a conversation when receiving customers from all directions in the future.


    But I saw Zhu Yuanzhang looking at us and laughing. Zhao Kuangyin said, "I''ll seal you an Guogong, the governor, and all the soldiers and horses in the world." Then he raised his glass and said, "come on, drink this glass of wine and you''ll officially take office." Everyone can see that Zhao Kuangyin is a bit perfunctory. Although I don''t understand anything, I also know that this Duke is just a title. If you want to be the governor of the world, you must at least seal a marshal?


    Why is it so uneasy to drink with Zhao Kuangyin? I looked at the smiling Zhu Yuanzhang and reacted fiercely: don''t you want a glass of wine to release your military power?


    It is said that Zhao Kuangyin held a heavy army in troubled times. Seeing that the time was ripe, he launched a mutiny in Chenqiao post. Of course, there is another saying that it was the mastermind of Zhao Kuangyin''s subordinates, and Zhao Kuangyin put on the imperial robe drunk when he drank too much. Anyway, I don''t believe - where did the imperial robe come from? In fact, Zhao Kuangyin muttered to himself like hysteria every day: whether to directly claim the emperor or rebel first, this is a question


    After Zhao Kuangyin won the world, many of his founding heroes were old partners with military power, which made him uneasy, so he set up a table in the palace. During the dinner, old Zhao said to himself, "you are all my good brothers. If you rebel against me, do you say I will kill you?"


    Naturally, the old subordinates were shocked and said together, "boss, how can we rebel?" Zhao Kuangyin said, "stop bullshit, brothers, don''t you know how the emperor came?" Everyone thought: Yes, when our boss became the emperor, he would naturally tell his boss... He was frightened for a moment and didn''t know what Zhao Kuangyin was going to do.


    Seeing that everything that should be said had been said, Zhao Kuangyin mentioned these people and said, "if you want me to say that you are all meritorious heroes, can I treat you badly? As long as you don''t lead the army, I guarantee that you and your descendants will have food and girls."


    The generals under him suddenly stood up and said that their hair hurt these days, that their nails hurt, and another said that their eyes could not hear the sound. Anyway, they were looking for an excuse to resign from the military and change to civilian. Zhao nodded with satisfaction, and then picked up the glass, He said what he had just said to me: "after drinking this glass of wine, you will take office now." It is to release the military power for the famous cup of wine in history.


    I covered the wine bowl and pretended to stumble and said, "emperor, I really can''t drink any more." After touching this bowl of wine with him, it may be difficult to obey. Is it difficult that I have to return it after just a few minutes as the Duke of an? Although mosquitoes are small, they are also meat. Am I stupid? With this bowl of wine, I might as well go to Genghis Khan and change some land.


    After blackmailing the four bosses, I pulled Liu Laoliu aside and said, "hurry up, where''s my salary?" I don''t really need it, but I''m curious about something strange this time.


    Liu Laoliu pointed to the four on the table and whispered, "they are your salary in recent months."


    I was stunned for a long time, and then said, "don''t be kidding, take it out quickly." Then he fumbled back and forth in the pockets of Liu Laoliu.


    Liu Laoliu was tickled by me. He dodged my harassment and said, "don''t make trouble. I''m not kidding you."


    When I found out that Liu Laoliu didn''t even have cookies and gum in his pocket, I couldn''t help but say, "what are you talking about?"


    Liu Laoliu coaxed me and said, "you are both a grand master and an Guogong. What are you dissatisfied with? Being an extreme minister means you."


    Also, I really can''t think of anyone better than me in history. He is a great minister across generations. He is both king and public. My daughter-in-law steamed stuffed bun is also King Zheng and big Sima of the Qin Dynasty. But does it work? Even if Yao and Shun ran in front of me and scrambled for the Zen throne, could I really benefit?


    I pulled Liu Laoliu and said, "don''t talk nonsense. I''m an extreme minister. I''m below one person and above ten thousand people. Now I haven''t seen ten thousand people. I just react now. The fucking good headmaster suddenly falls under many people in front of me - if you don''t put your salary, I''ll throw you to the gay bar and let you taste the taste of many people."


    What annoys me most is that I don''t give my salary. I have to count my work as a reward. It''s like a conductor. If I don''t give my salary at the end of the month, I have to pay for my ticket for 30 days. It''s too bullying!


    Liu Laoliu took my hand and shouted, "sooner or later you will understand my pains."