Pov: Serne


    I just saw the craziest thing, which means I might be the craziest wolf around.


    I saw a fox, but it was similar in stature to a wolf.


    It just appeared, said hello in a raspy voice, swore, and then disappeared.


    I may have looked at… its penis.


    But I couldn’t help it, it’s not everyday that a naked magic fox appears in your room!


    I need to ruminate a bit on whether to take myself to a doctor.


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    I have decided to observe Serne’s room again a bit more before appearing; to invade his privacy as he has mine. >:D


    It’s small, smaller than my younger self’s room at his home for sure.


    It has posters, he has some type of see through tablet, and other stuff. There is a surprising amount of underwear packaging, the type with a guy on it.


    The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.


    I wonder if he’s… doesn’t matter, just might be another avenue for chaos!


    I could call myself the chaos god, but what if they already have a chaos god they fear? I don’t want to be stuck with some fictional guy’s reputation, I want to make my own way in the world!


    I’ll just ask him, are you religious, do you believe in god, etc.


    I appear before him, which he doesn’t notice as he has some type of headphones in.


    So I tap him on the shoulder.


    He stares shocked at me once again, so I gesture for him to take his headphones off. This gets him out of his state into a different one, and he finally asks a question.


    “Wha… who… how… what?”


    What twice? Well a wha and a what.


    Where is the when question though? How about where?


    I decide to ask him, “are you religious”, to which he replies, “No… I don’t believe in god, very few do.”


    I ask him “are you into spirituality?”


    His next reply is vague, “well, kind of, I hope we have a spirit, and reincarnate, or go somewhere when we die”


    Then he asks a full 2 questions, “Who are you? Actually what are you?”


    I tell him “I’m a fox beast kin, I’m a-”


    Then he asks “Are you the one?”


    What? The one? The one what?


    I just look at him confused, waiting for elaboration, which he provides.


    “Are you the one who destroyed the planet?”


    I look at him, then decide to tell him the truth, what could he do to me? Kill me?


    “I think so, I did recently destroy one, so unless multiple people have, then yes! Did any people die on it?”


    He looks at me, puzzled, and starts rubbing his paws on his pants, almost getting them a little caught on them.


    He responds “No, why would people be on a dwarf planet? How did you destroy that?”


    This conversation is going back and forth, with only one person interrupting the other once, this is going great!


    I respond “I crushed the planet into a tiny marble, I only did it because I was thinking of stress balls though! I wont crush this one! Do you have somewhere I can sit?”


    He answers my question by gesturing to his bed, upon which I sit.


    He then says the next thing, “You spoke about religion and spirits earlier, connecting that with destroying a planet, are you a god?”


    I nod my head.