Introduction: If you could do anything, what would you do? For Oatmeal, a tall, green, lean, feminine shaped male, the answer is simple. Oatmeal would stroll through Toronto's streets, recite poems about the fictional kingdom of La'ra, and attempt to save humanity from an impending disaster - a giant meteor. With the ability to save the day in mere seconds, Oatmeal's only obstacle is a self-imposed vow to abstain from using her powers for a week....