Introduction: Earth is under attack!Orcs have begun their assault, and Chris, a YouTube sensation known for his videos with raccoons, is teleported off-world by the Grays. Brought to a foreign planet, Chris and his talking raccoon, Paco, must now learn how to survive out in the universe with their new abilities.(I know there are typos. My apologies. I do all my editing after a book is complete so I can focus strictly on the creativity aspect and worry about the little things after when I do my re-read)....