After packig up my stuff, I put my in-ear phone and headed towards the bus stop
(How to save Irina) -fast forward x2
‘’By the end of act 4(...)’’
* PIIIIIIIING
‘What the… my ears are acting funny now is it deference in pressure or something?’
‘I think I had to do something... what was it again? Oh, yeah the milk’
‘There are a store near here right? A few blocks away maybe’
-meowwww -
‘ A cute cat!’
*beep breath
‘alright stay calm you can do this’
‘’pspspspspspsps, here kitty kitty’
- meww -
‘’Oh look at how cute you are! Are you friendly too?’’
- meow -
‘I think he wants me to get closer, alright let’s do this’
‘’Nooooooo! Don’t run…’’
‘damn it, I blew it’
- SSSSSRRKKKKK -
‘WHAT THE – A TRUCK!!’
‘ THE CAT WASN’T FLEEING FROM ME! BUT FROM THE TRUCK!’
‘WHY DIDN’T I SEE IT COMING?! WHEN DID IT COME THIS CLOSE?! I NEED TO GET OUT OF TH-’
-CRASH-
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Birthday:
Origin:
Specie:
Appearance:
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… what the… where am I?
Didn’t I die? This makes no fucking sense what so ever what the hell is happening
if I’m dead I shouldn’t be able to think!
am I dreaming? Did I got hit by the truck and survive and now I’m in coma or something? That would make more sense …
alright I should go with that for now, I feel like if I ponder about this any longer I might go insane
That is... if I’m not insane already...
But more importantly… Isn’t that the Tardia character creator screen in front of me?
NO, it isn’t! Tardia initial character creation don’t have birthday, and also when you start a fresh playthrough you can not select origin since you play the campaign as the main character.
‘’Estimated’’ and specie also appear only on the ‘hired mercenary’ character creation screen which is only possible to access from act 5 onward.
Well it is a cool dream but I should awake already…
…
…
(…)
WHY? why can’t I wake up?!
MOVE! STUPID BODY! MOVE!
I can’t feel my body!
alright new approach is there something that I can do here?
NOP, shear darkness and the bizarre character creation screen.
(...)
…
how much time has been? Why nothing happens? Why I’m not awaking up
This is weird if this was a dream I would probably be awoken by now … what is even more weird is that the creation screen is still here unmovable… should I just try to interact with if? There’s no way it works right?
Character name: DamnOne
w-w-wha-what …
Character name: Ethan
...
It works… alright I’ll pay with it until I wake up!
Character name:
How should I name the character… maybe I should go with something funny? Nah … my own name would also be weird … Aha … Yeah... that would do... it sounds cool and holy.
Astrael
Yep! that’s a cool name, now origin maybe?
Origin: [mercenary/locked] [noble] [slave] [farmer] [miner] [priest/locked] ]bishop/locked] …
Huuuum, I see… that’s why birthday is first, if I don’t have enough age it’s impossible to have some of the backgrounds here
Birth day: Year of the wolf 1/1(MM/DD) – year of the bird 12/30 (MM/DD)
YEAR OF THE WOLF!!!!! that’s like 4 years before the beginning of the campaign!
Birth day: Year of the wolf 4/10(MM/DD)
Let’s go with this then, now let’s go back to origins...
Origin: [mercenary/locked] [noble] [slave] [farmer] [miner] [priest/locked] ]bishop/locked] …
for mercenary I nee to be at least 17 years of age, meaning that my starting character will probably be very young, maybe a child… miner will probably lock my species at dwarf and noble will lock my initial location, farmer and slave will not be very different from each other depending on my estimated background... so my best bet here will probably be slave since at least I’ll start with +1 rigor point.
Origin: Slave
Specie: Human, goblin, orc, kobolt, spirit, half-elf(locked) half-dragon(locked)...
As expected most of the species who have a strong god protecting them or are just strong in general, cannot be slaves.
Specie: human
Now the difficult part appearance… this will influence the minimum amount of charisma status I can have, since from the 100 points of charisma someone can have 40 points is purely base on appearance alone.
Since I’m a Human and not a threatening looking species like goblin, orc or any type of undead, the minimum amount I should have is 0 or very close to it… I can’t fuck this up and risk getting negative charisma.
Wait … If my minimum charisma status is too high I might have problems with spirits flocking around me and messing up with everything I try to do right? There are also the increase risk of getting take as a hostage or ending up as merchandise in the black market to appease the nobles…
That’s rough… depending on my initial location choices I might actually have to go back in re do the character…
alright let’s do this.
The north is the house of some spirit factions, as well as some elfs … all in all not that bad depending on luck it can be great or just an ok start…
The desert is rough as a starting point but can give an obscene amount of exp early on.
I CAN CUSTOMIZE MY JOHNSON!!!!!!!
what do I do what do I do …
Let’s just skip it right? It’s not like it’s going to affect me… besides this is also weird I’ve never seen this type of customization on Tardia before… lets just make the body proportional and well balanced… BUT I mean there’s a saying 2 fists would have a hard time against 4 arms, so I suppose that having a third leg would suuurely be of help right? RIGHT??????
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE slong!
OK, alright, I’m done with the appearance.