‘’You guys wouldn''t do it right? RIGHT????’’
‘’WOW, I’m feel even awake now, in fact my body feels incredibly light’’
‘’That my friend is your consciousness getting lighter by performing a good deed’’
‘’GUYS?!?!!,GUYS!?!?!’’
‘’My dear friend Pete, I think you’re into something, I may even start charity work, maybe my vocation is helping others’’
‘’ HEEYY, STOP THE CAP’’
‘’ What do you mean by that young man, the vocation of every human to help others, that is what aliments our soul’’
‘’Preach! Brother, preach!’’
‘’We should always help a friend in need!’’
‘’Indeed by helping my friend to finally talk to his crush I feel, I feel liberat-’’
‘’SHHHHH you asshole, she’s gonna hear it, stop it’’
‘’mmmmmmmm-’’
‘’speaking of brother… my sister is single Ethan and she knows you sooooo weeeell, even sent me cat videos to show you... why don’t yo-’’
‘’NO, absolutely not, I’m into your mom not sister’’
‘’Think about it, she’s a younger version of my m-’’
‘’It doesn’t work, I’m into old and mature, not young and dumb’’
‘’ Are you calling my sister dumb?’’
‘’Yes’’
‘’Dammmn… I can’t denie that… but dude both of you are still young besides she can become smart you just need to invest in it, the things people do for love!’’
‘’It’s not just about the intelligence, I need an older woman to pamper me! She needs to be at least in her earlier 30’s!’’
‘’ soooo in 15 years you will give her a chance?’’The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation.
‘’Maybe, but since we’re the same age in 15 years I’ll also have 30… so I’ll only know the answer when I get there’’
‘’*sigh … I just can’t with you... Mathew can you tell my sister that I tried doing something, I owe her for cleaning the house in my stead last week’’
‘’Why would I do that?’’
‘’Because if you don’t, she will nag on my ears for at least a month’’
‘’Hehehe, you should have thought of that before indulging in the bums ideas’’
‘’Hey that’s not very nice, we were only TRYING TO HELP YOU TALK TO YOUR CRU-’’
‘’MMMMMM-’’
‘’Alright, alright, shut up already, I’ll do it’’
…
- step step step -
‘’You both have chemistry now right?’’
‘’Yep how about you ? Still doing literature?’’
‘’No, I swapped for philosophy this semester’’
‘’Alright then bye the Pete till next week’’
‘ I said as a joke, but my body really feels lighter than before… this definitely can’t be good, I sincerely hope ms. Patinson is in good mood today’
‘’Today we’ll be correcting last class homework and after that we’ll do some exercises’’
‘Did I just walk into hell?!’
- 90 minutes later-
‘’Hey did respond question 12?’’
‘’Yep’’
‘’And the answer is?’’
‘’Ag2CrO4 ‘’
‘’ Can you show me the solution?’’
‘’Dude, are you alright?’’
‘’What do you mean?’’
‘’Well normally you’re the one with the answers, and I’m the one asking to see your notations’’
‘’I’m fine… just need some sleep’’
‘’Dude, like … you’re awake since? ‘’
‘’ Wednesday I think… but I did sleep like 4 hours yesterday before starting the stream’’
‘’Bro… just go home…’’
‘’I’m fine’’
‘’*Tsk, alright but if you pass out, I’m not gonna be the one caring your ass to the infirmary ’’
‘’Don’t worry nothing is going to happen’’
…
- step step step -
*BA-DUM,BA-DUM,BA-DUM,BA-DUM
‘weird... but I’m not feeling sleepy anymore in fact my heart feels like a drum… I feel like I can just run a fricking marathon and be just fine’
‘’Mathew’’
‘’Z’up?’’
‘’did you take any AP classes?’’
‘’Yep, physics. What classes did you took this semester?’’
‘’Physics, chemistry, math’’
‘’Fucking nerd’’
‘’ Nerds, together, strong!’’
‘’Yeah you’re no convincing me to join like last semester.’’
‘’Nerds, alone, weak’’
‘’Nah, good luck surviving ape, this is my last class today’’
‘’Are you really leaving me alone? For the rest of the day? promise?’’
‘’Don’t worry I’ll find a way to annoy you from home’’
‘’If you message me about Amanda I’m not responding’’
‘’If I can’t message you I’ll ask you here, in person, while I still have the chance’’
‘’Please don’t’’
‘’It’s on my mind for a while now but what should I dress?’’
‘Oh god! It’s worse than I thought! he was not talking about her because he was thinking about her!’
‘’ Be a real man and go naked to assert dominance!’’
‘’Tsk, why did I asked you like you would know something about attracting a woman’’
‘’ hey I might not know how to attract a woman, but I sure know that a man who’s thinking what he’s going to dress for a party is not very attractive in a woman’s eye, but maybe to another m-’’
‘’Alright, quit yapping let’s go class already ‘’
- 90 minutes later-
‘’It’s over, I’ve survived another day in the trenches, good luck to you soldier’’
‘’*hump, I wish you good luck with your love life, since in your current situation the future looks bleak hahaha’’
‘’I hope you collapse on the hallway after watching the whole PA class and the PE teacher is the one to carry your ass to the infirmary hahahaha ‘’
‘’pfff- hahahaaha, Ouch! that’s actually brutal man!’’
‘’Hahahahaha. I’m get going then, goodbye’’
‘’Bye’’
Picking up the phone I started to look up the notifications again while waking to the PA physics class
(new Irina side quest!? How does it affects the lore?!)
(new discoveries on the main camping! How to save Irina!)
‘Irina, Irina… OOOOOOHH, its Irna sister! The one with trash stats… maybe I should check out later with my chat with it’s worth doing it, in the worst case it’ll be content anyways’
(World record Auto bomber fungus D.O & O.C.A build analysis)
(Tardia: All end game bosses, no hit, world record! 3:46:39 [DamnOne run])
(Tardia: knight of the light build guide)
(Fungus auto bomber Op in temple???)
...
‘wow, the community is quick’
after finding my seat I put the phone in pocked and waited the professor
‘’ GET INTO YOUR SEATS EVERYONE TODAY WE’LL STUDY MAGNETISM’’
- 60 Minutes later -
‘’ That’s it for today see you guys next week, have a good weekend everyone’’
‘It’s over, I can finally go home and sleep’
*BA-DUM,BA-DUM,BA-DUM,BA-DUM