Hitler Wears Hermès


    He did not have it before the Battle of France


    France fallen, Russia’s up next.


    Hitler Wears Hermès


    His moustache is toothbrush


    Brush away the walrus is the goal


    That’s Stalin’s moustache.


    Hitler Wears Hermès. His toothbrush is crushed by the walrus’ long tusks. Operation Barbarossa fails.If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.


    Operation Barbarossa fails


    Stalin keeps his red beard


    So does Joseph.


    Red beard


    An inspiration for Joseph’s name change in London


    He is now Thor.


    Thor got his red beard


    His hammer too but not really


    Its a mic.


    Mic in his hand


    Red beard on his face He hides it behind a mask The mask and the mic


    Thats what Joseph has in the Year of our Lord 1999


    Operation: Doomsday.