《Jokers》
Plot
Plot armour, plot is armor, amour, love, love what? Plot? Plot of land? Plot armour, who will protect the plot of land? Donation? Land donations so please donate. Don ate dawn and went mad, Quixote? Praised for being the first modern novel, is that novel? Is that modern? Is that 21st Century? 20th Century Boys or Monster? ¡®Copperknob¡¯ and ¡®Sphinx¡¯ are no Monster for they identify as Boys and that makes ¡®Man of Steel¡¯ feel left out, out of the boys plot into a man¡¯s plotting, that is the Man of Steel who is beyond History¡¯s plot, the very same History which repeats itself and is written by the wiener, the phallus, the fallacy, the mistake which is History for it does not repeat itself but has different raps, the same looped beat but different raps which are the new plot, the plot beyond the plot, post-plot.
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Post-Plot
Still Man,
Man of Steel is no Superman
Man who is super, that is Man of Steel
Still man, Man of Steel just breathed his last
Last time Joseph breathed, it was 1912
1912-1953 was all Stalin, ¡®Man of Steel¡¯ who is finally still
Still alive, Joseph takes his first breath in decades after digging out of Stalin¡¯s grave.
Unauthorized duplication: this tale has been taken without consent. Report sightings.Grave matter if he¡¯s caught so Joseph leaves Russia
Russia to London, Joseph goes on a journey to visit his little brother
Brother Benjamin when the times were Biblical
Biblical no more, he¡¯s no longer little but Big Ben
¡°Big Ben,¡± asks Joseph, ¡°know where my coat of many colors at?¡±
Big Ben: ¡
Neo-Plot
Hitler Wears Herm¨¨s
He did not have it before the Battle of France
France fallen, Russia¡¯s up next.
Hitler Wears Herm¨¨s
His moustache is toothbrush
Brush away the walrus is the goal
That¡¯s Stalin¡¯s moustache.
Hitler Wears Herm¨¨s. His toothbrush is crushed by the walrus¡¯ long tusks. Operation Barbarossa fails.If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation.
Operation Barbarossa fails
Stalin keeps his red beard
So does Joseph.
Red beard
An inspiration for Joseph¡¯s name change in London
He is now Thor.
Thor got his red beard
His hammer too but not really
Its a mic.
Mic in his hand
Red beard on his face He hides it behind a mask The mask and the mic
Thats what Joseph has in the Year of our Lord 1999
Operation: Doomsday.
Neo-Plot Interview
What is villainy?
Operation: Doomsday
How does one produce villainy?
Take Me To Your Leader for the production bit + Madvillainy for the pure villainy
Fascinating answer. With that basis then, I can¡¯t help but be curious who the best villain in Madvillainy is, in your unbiased opinion?
Victor Vaughn.
And Victor Vaughn is, who?
Fancy Clown.
Never knew a clown could be fancy.
Joker is.
I know two from the movies. Which among them is fancy?
None. Their suits are.
What¡¯s fancy about their suits?
The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement.The colors.
Purple and red?
Pope Innocent X.
What about an innocent pope?
He¡¯s not innocent. He comes in two colors.
So what?
So art.
Art imitates life so what are the lives of the colors, if you even know?
Atrocity Exhibition and Whole Lotta Red.
So, depression and rage then.
Yes. J. G. Ballard and Sisu.
No. It supposed to be Joy Division and Sisu.
No. It¡¯s Danny Brown and Sisu.
Really. An American and a Finnish.
Yes. A statesman for the finish.
Finish it then, statesman.
Still in the UK so¡
Neo-Plot, Post-London
The statesman in London is a laughing matter (and the matter is)
The Joker laughs then says, ¡°And I thought my jokes were bad.¡±
Bad Meets Evil but its not in Detroit (repeat)
Bird mitts evil a card and guess what? (It¡¯s a Joker!)
Joke¡¯s on the gangster but he does not laugh (what!)
Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings.He just gets knifed (oh)
So dies the Joker''s time in London (so?)
Guess the joke¡¯s on the Neo-Plot (um, yes)
Say a thing about The Joker, say that he¡¯s not tongue and cheek
All tongue and chick¡the Rachel scene
Seen eating and drinking in that scene, that''s an improv
Improved the script¡ª
Neo-Plot : Statesman Joker
Joker be like:
Suit: Red
Red Translated to Favourite Album: Whole Lotta Red
Whole Lotta Red Translated to Personality: Rage
Rage Translated to Cultural Phenomenon Type: Pop
Pop Translated to Painting Type: Pope
Pope Translated to Favourite Pope Painting: Study for a Pope V
Study for a Pope V Translated to Pop Type: Rap & Rap Translated to Rapper: King Vamp
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Suit: Purple
Purple Translated to Favourite Album: Atrocity Exhibition
Atrocity Exhibition Translated to Personality: Manic
Manic Translated to Cultural Phenomenon Type: Pop
Pop Translated to Painting Type: Pope
Pope Translated to Favourite Pope Painting: The First Pope
The First Pope Translated to First Pope: Landscape with Pope/Dictator & Landscape Translated to Violet Cyclamen Flowers: The Nazi Soldiers
Neo-Plot, Europe Shift
Nazi blokes and King Vamp like Operation Barbarossa
They coming for his head, beard and heart
Heartless and cold, soldiers be sharp-eyed like their in-hand-stakes
Stakes are high, steaks in the pan, panfishing in the whale
Well, well Moby Dick, will you bite Captain Ahab¡¯s leg off?
Off into the Biblical, will you spit out Jonah onto the seashore?
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Oscar, ¡¯twas a well deserved Oscar
Oscar deserved to get his name but o¡¯ scar
Throbs whenever he thinks about it
Lost his name to a Lincoln
The States sure do love their president, it seems
Seems even Motors was not Holy enough to change that
That should have been Oscar¡¯s award
Paying back France for gifting the States the Statue of Liberty.
Neo-Plot : France and Britain Tours
Merde
Mad
Merde is, despite sounding the same, not mad
What it is, and this is the shitty truth, is that merde is shit and
Its not just shit but French shit
Shit is French but not always so for there was a time when it was not a resident of the City of Love.
Once upon that time,
That folktale time of knights on mares
Nightmares in the mer and the murderous rage
There was shit, literally shit = Myrrdin so yeah, shit is British.
If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.Shit grew up to be a wizard
Myrrdin to Merlin,
U can be that too. Shit to legend,
Let those who call u shit watch u become a wizard
Which is a sorcerer w
Which is a magus
Which is one of the Magi (see the Three Wise Men in the Bible)
The magi in imagination
I (and two other magus who are are a representation of your spirit and soul)
Am the ruler of the nation I built
Can you rule it, really do it?
Can Warhol make a can a sensation?
He can and did so why can u not do it?
U can and to those who say u can¡¯t, they cunt.
Neo-Plot : British Tour Ends In Confectionery
Bold is the Cornish Rex
The Cornish Rex is bald
Haired are the Cornish Rex¡¯s adversaries
Herd of sheep
Ship sails, sells sheep to ship
Thus begins the process of shipping
Shepherds lead SHIPSHEEP into iron
Ion warriors so, electric is their charge
Charged to positive the negative and negative the positive, The Cornish Rex clads itself in machine.
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Ghost in the machine is the Cornish Rex
Cornish in the Rex
Pie in the Tyrannosaurus
Pi in the Dinosaur
3.14 in the Apex Predator
March 14. Incineration. Earth¡¯s apex predator
One asteroid did it, one Astros did it
It is official then: Confectionery is truly a Cat¡¯s bane.
Neo Plot : France Tour Blues
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so are you
You get it from "The Faerie Queene" by Edmund Spencer
All poet, all English but the French version?
Roses are read
Violets are blue
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Moshed by The City of Love
Fukk Paris
Fukked up Helen so high on Troy
Fukk Paris
Hilton¡¯s the one Helen fukks with so no Greek prince,
Fukk Paris.
French sport fandom is all cock
Coaxing the a-doodle-do out of it is beyond a cocky affair
Antoine is the answer but they¡¯re two!
Dupont or Griezmann,
Which one is France¡¯s Holy Grail?
Neo Plot : Transition To The States
Joker won two an Oscar but is Oscar two a Joker? Is Oscar too, a Joker? If yes, which Joker? Is it the red Joker or the purple Joker? If red, is Oscar pure rage or all pope? If red, is Oscar Whole Lotta Red or a Francis Bacon pope? If purple, is Oscar lean of acting chops or in the midst of an acting purple patch? Patch, is the purple Joker a 2.0 patch of the red Joker? Is that a joke? Perch, does Holy Motors Oscar land the acting according to the French audience? Does the red Joker land the acting to a European audience? Is the purple Joker a world-class actor? Act or. Or what? Act on him? Ban him from acting? Will the Joker cease to be the Joker if he does not act? If yes, then why is Joki? still the Joker when he does not act but play?
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Neo Plot : Antlantic Ocean Interlude
I
Tom Waits
The Joker is late
The Joker arrives late¡ twenty nine years late
Lately, The Joker has been obsessed with the mannerisms of Tom
Weights in his hands, The Joker exercises inspiration
Inspired by Tom Waits, The Joker lifts the 1969 interview''s voice and posture like they weights and that makes Tom proud. He is, right?
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Question: Does ¡®Joker¡¯ sympathize with incel culture?
Answer: Incel culture is not in cell culture cause in cell, there¡¯s no culture and by Culture, that is the musical baby of Migos and by Migos, me goes, mi gauze, Spanish English. Spanish English like miserable, that¡¯s ¡®Joker.¡¯
Neo Plot : Forgot Baskets In France
Joker won two an Oscar but is Oscar two a Joker? Is Oscar too, a Joker? If yes, which Joker? Is it the red Joker or the purple Joker? If red, is Oscar pure rage or all pope? If red, is Oscar Whole Lotta Red or a Francis Bacon pope? If purple, is Oscar lean of acting chops or in the midst of an acting purple patch? Patch, is the purple Joker a 2.0 patch of the red Joker? Is that a joke? Perch, does Holy Motors Oscar land the acting according to the French audience? Does the red Joker land the acting to a European audience? Is the purple Joker a world-class actor? Act or. Or what? Act on him? Ban him from acting? Will the Joker cease to be the Joker if he does not act? If yes, then why is Joki? still the Joker when he does not act but play? Play basketball so why is the Joker not Baskets?
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