Dear diary,


    I don''t like homework.


    Also, Jo brought a bird into the dorm and she''s bribing me with pizza to keep quiet about the bird. It''s some kind of raven, I think. It''s huge for a raven though and it also breaths fire. This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.


    I saw it trying to set Jo on fire while I was walking to the kitchenette.


    And it can talk. I''ve heard of ravens that can talk but never seen one have a full blown argument with a person before. I swear it was giving me the stink eye while I was heating up my chicken wrap in the kitchen.


    I don''t think it likes me.


    Love,


    Tina