Dear diary,


    The stuff I ordered yesterday arrived by dragon post. They not only delivered my parcel but they also left a steaming pile of dragon dung.


    The gardener was practically screaming in excitement at the sight of the massive pile of poo. This content has been misappropriated from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.


    Apparently, dragon dung is a very potent fertiliser that''s really good for plants. I was going to write a complaint to dragon post but I gave them a five star review instead. Freebies are the best after all.


    Also, the lantern I bought has a talking spirit trapped inside it. Bitsy said it''s a ghost lantern that feeds on spirit fire. It''s pretty cool since it can change colours at will but it''s kinda annoying sometimes.


    Love,


    Tina