Dear diary,


    Doty and Theodore brought a baby home.


    It''s not their baby though.


    Bitsy is panicking because she doesn''t want to deal with a kidnapping case on top of the goblin infestation. Gina said she''ll handle it and I''ve been forced to lend a hand. If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.


    The baby looks human, but her eyes look like a goats. Blu said she smelt funny. Theodore and Doty apparently found the baby in the woods. She was abandoned in front of a dilapidated shrine that used to be the house of an old god.


    We''re gonna go and check the place out tomorrow to see if there''s any clues left behind by whoever left the baby.


    Love,


    Tina