Dear diary,


    Bitsy''s gotten me a combat instructor because of the goblin infestation.


    He''s a retired barbarian turned fitness instructor with a background in physiotherapy. His name is Garb and he''s very scary.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more.


    Garb made me run laps around the mansion and practice hitting stuff with a staff. I didn''t realise how unfit I''d become.


    I was already out of breath after one lap and I could practically feel the disappointment radiating off of Garb. He didn''t say anything, but he did make me do more laps until my legs turned into jelly.


    Love,


    Tina