Dear diary,


    My water slimes make great pillows, they''re nice and cool and refreshing. What''s not to love?


    I''m suffering from a really bad headache right now. Gina said it might be a side effect of staying in warp for so long when I haven''t built up a tolerance for it. Bitsy never said anything about building up a tolerance though. Hopefully it''ll go away when we get to the volcano.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    I''ve had enough of porridge, I want something more tasty. A cottage pie would be nice, but we don''t have any meat left because Doty ate everything already.


    I want bread.


    Love,


    Tina