Dear diary,


    Sometimes my genius scares me.


    I''ve successfully identified and retrieved the real version of everyone at the expense of the kitchen. I miscalculated a little and made a bigger fireball than what I wanted. It''s too bad we can''t cook food but we have plenty of frozen stuff in the freezers and one working microwave so it''s not too bad.The tale has been illicitly lifted; should you spot it on Amazon, report the violation.


    Bitsy doesn''t like microwaved food though. I have a feeling she''s mad at me...


    I apologised, she said I was forgiven. I have trouble believing her for some reason. I promise to do better in the future.


    Love,


    Tina