Dear diary,


    Doty and Theodore are losing! The ceilings collapsing and Goodman is in a coma. We are so doomed.


    Or not. Bitsy just pressed a button that turned the RV into a space ship. Now we''re actually contributing to the fight. Well, Bitsy is. I need to go help Gina stabilise Theodore.This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.


    The RV, or is it the spaceship now? Anyway, Bitsy just shot a barrage of lasers into the Sand bug god and it''s chasing us now.


    Theodore is suspended in the Spaceship ray thing that''s meant to suck him up into the med bay but it''s not working fast enough so Gina''s tied a rope around him and we''re hauling him up as fast as we can. Gina just yelled at me to focus so bye.


    Love,


    Tina