Dear diary,


    My face hurts. Goodman slapped me after I started throwing fireballs everywhere yesterday. Turns out I got bit by the sand bug. No wonder I felt so annoyed and grumpy. You could be reading stolen content. Head to the original site for the genuine story.


    The sand bug is a kind of parasite that hijacks your brain and makes you hate sand. It''s pretty bad. It looks like a really long worm. Gina showed me the one she pulled out of my ears and it was like the length of my arm. I don''t even know how it fit in there.


    It''s really thin. Like thinner than a thread, thin. I can''t believe it was in my ear.


    Love,


    Tina