Dear diary,


    Holes are magic. Literally gates to other worlds.


    After I jumped in yesterday I fell for a long time. Which was weird because I didn''t dig that deep. Then I landed on top of Goodman. Luckily I was holding onto you otherwise I would lost you forever. Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings.


    Theodore''s been cured and his new girlfriend is kinda scary. I can''t believe they found his true love without me. Turns  out Bitsy''s been in contact with Goodman this whole time.


    I probably should talk to others rather than jumping into conclusions and getting lost. But eh.


    Love,


    Tina