Dear diary,


    I fed the chickens today. So far they''ve stayed chickens.


    Maybe if I tried to hatch one of their eggs it would turn into a dinosaur...Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.


    Ms. Birch said that I need to keep the egg warm and constantly turn it so I put it in the microwave. That was a bad idea cause the egg exploded. I''ll just stick to feeding the chickens.


    I ran into Bitsy on my way home and she was acting suspicious, like usual. She was hauling around a sack shaped like a person but it was just filled with potatoes. She even gave me some!


    Gina made them into wedges and they were delicious.


    Love,


    Tina