Dear diary,


    I went on a walk with Theodore today.


    He dragged me all over the place trying to catch a squirrel. Surprisingly I didn''t pass out on the way back home. Seems like all that exercise must be working!The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.


    Also, we saw Bitsy cleaning her house. She lives in a tunnel underneath the bridge by the school. I thought it was really weird that she lived underneath a bridge and asked her why.


    She said it was convenient.


    I was like whaaat? How is living underneath a bridge convenient? What if it floods?


    And all she said was, "it doesn''t bother me."


    But it''s your house???


    Love,


    Tina