Dear diary,


    The chickens are still chickens.


    We let them out of their coop and they ate my corn! My poor corn never got a chance to live. The chickens dug through the ground with ease with their sharp dinosaur claws and mercilessly pecked my corn to death.This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.


    I got my revenge by stealing their eggs. But the eggs won''t bring back my corn.


    Today is a sad day. The day we lost my corn plants. The start of the chicken war. I will steal all of their eggs to make them feel as I felt. They will never see their babies in the light of day. Ever.


    Love,


    Tina