Dear diary,


    Flowers are a plants private parts...


    I wish Ms. Birch never taught us about that. I can never look at a flower the same way ever again. To think that I''ve been mutilating plants this whole time.This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon.


    I''m so sorry. I''m a murderer.


    I never realised this before but, a plants fruits are its babies. And I''ve eaten a lot of fruit and vegetables. I''m not only a murderer. I''m a mass murderer!


    The bringer of vegetable catastrophe''s. The voracious plant eater. The consumer of plant children!


    Lord forgive me for I have sinned.


    Love,


    Tina