Dear diary,
I feel like I had a really long dream. Or was it a nightmare?
Anyway, In the dream everyone died, I killed a dragon, saved a princess, learnt magic and tried to find mommy. Which is just very silly because mommy is dead and dragons aren''t real.Stolen from its rightful place, this narrative is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.
Also I found a big stick in the kitchen cupboards, it kinda sparkles and makes a fwoom fwoom noise whenever I wave it around. It''s pretty cool.
I wonder how long it''s going to be until Goodman, Gina and Theodore get''s back home? I miss them already. And I''m also really bored.
I''m gonna eat some chips. Do you want some?
Love,
Tina