Dear Diary,


    What in the actual ever living floppy beanie are you doing?!


    I thought you were only getting the book?! Why did you eat Tina-tina as well?!


    Explain now!


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    [Auxiliary Systems Restored. Friend Saved. Debt Repaid.]Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.


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    "What are you doing? Let go of me!"


    "What is this? a Bubble? Why won''t it pop?!"


    "Is that a portal? Why is it doing that? Portals don''t have arms."


    "No! no no no no no stop!"