Dear diary,


    My portals don''t work. I''m stuck here.


    I probably should have spent more time learning about magic instead of earning money then maybe I would know what to do in this situation...Unauthorized reproduction: this story has been taken without approval. Report sightings.


    Aren''t you like a magic book? Didn''t a bunch of words show up that one time I fed you a dragon? Do I have to feed you more dragons to unlock your magical expertise? Do I have to say magic words?


    Abracadabra.


    Please help me I''ll sell you my soul.


    I''m sorry for feeding you worms. Please help.


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    [Debt. Sacrifice. Payment]


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    Ok.


    I don''t understand.


    Can you try to be less cryptic please.


    Love,


    Tina