Dear diary,


    Bitsy was really worried about the teleport but we arrived safely.


    Bob got scared when the portal disappeared behind us but it was expected. Maintaining a portal to earth would require a lot of energy that we don''t have.If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    Anyway, the portal spat us out inside a big hole. Bob said it''s called the Grand Canyon. He wanted to hike out of it but I just flew us up.


    But then he said I can''t do that anymore because people are going to think we''re aliens and shoot us. I guess earthlings can''t fly?


    I thought Earth would be more cool but so far I''ve just seen a bunch of dirt.


    Love,


    Tina