Dear diary,


    I know bullying is bad, but Derin is really annoying.


    I realise I might be a bad girl deep down and I might have overdone it, I have no regrets. But I need to tell you what I''ve done cause the guilt is kind of eating at me.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there.


    I- I put the essence of a trolls toe nails on his soup this morning and he''s still suffering in the toilet as I write this. It''s night time already.


    It''s also unlikely I''ll get in trouble because Gerry is in another country having a meeting about a dead dragon that I accidentally disposed of...


    Promise me you''ll take these secrets to the grave.


    Love,


    Tina